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Define Friendship

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A friend is someone you'd ask to help you hide.

A good friend is someone you'd ask to help you hide.....a body ! :D

(ps, anyone out there want to be my friend ?) :o

Sure, Kerry. As long as you can help hide my body. :D

Hey, BTW, that's not Glauka, is it? :D

You need to talk with The Dude to help supply the shovels and 'dig it'.

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Define friendship?

Your piece of shit French antique marble-top, hand-painted tiled rosewood, hand-carved , never-to-be repeated- once in- a -lifetime dresser - with a matching rosewood dressing table.............. just wondering (18th century) if anyone would care to point me in the right direction cos I don't want them anymore?

What? :D

Eh...........? :o:D

Mushrooms? :D

Ooooooooooh I see, said the blind man to his deaf dog...... :D

redrus

I am the deaf dog, I don't get it. :D

Define friendship?

Your piece of shit French antique marble-top, hand-painted tiled rosewood, hand-carved , never-to-be repeated- once in- a -lifetime dresser - with a matching rosewood dressing table.............. just wondering (18th century) if anyone would care to point me in the right direction cos I don't want them anymore?

What? :D

Eh...........? :D:D

Mushrooms? :D

Ooooooooooh I see, said the blind man to his deaf dog...... :D

redrus

I am the deaf dog, I don't get it. :D

It was a joke.... :o a bit like a Tom Robbins novel with his crazy non-animate characters. My best friends for the past 20 yrs have been an 18th century, marble-top wash-stand and it's side-kick the "matching dresser".... we have been through thick and thin together but the poor buggers have been locked away in a storage shed for over 10 years now. Fond as I am of them, life has moved on and I don't want them anymore. Although, long will they live in memory........ :D

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Define friendship?

Your piece of shit French antique marble-top, hand-painted tiled rosewood, hand-carved , never-to-be repeated- once in- a -lifetime dresser - with a matching rosewood dressing table.............. just wondering (18th century) if anyone would care to point me in the right direction cos I don't want them anymore?

What? :D

Eh...........? :D:D

Mushrooms? :D

Ooooooooooh I see, said the blind man to his deaf dog...... :D

redrus

I am the deaf dog, I don't get it. :D

It was a joke.... :o a bit like a Tom Robbins novel with his crazy non-animate characters. My best friends for the past 20 yrs have been an 18th century, marble-top wash-stand and it's side-kick the "matching dresser".... we have been through thick and thin together but the poor buggers have been locked away in a storage shed for over 10 years now. Fond as I am of them, life has moved on and I don't want them anymore. Although, long will they live in memory........ :D

Now I feel dumb. :D I own Skinny Legs & All, that's the right title I think, with soup can, spoon, sock, etc. Thought it was a great novel.

Skinny Legs and All - you got it Bop. So who was your favourite? I kinda had a real affinity with the spoon, altho the stick was a bit of a dude too!! :o

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Skinny Legs and All - you got it Bop. So who was your favourite? I kinda had a real affinity with the spoon, altho the stick was a bit of a dude too!! :o

I have not read that book in so long. But I think I agree that spoon and stick were the fun ones, except I remember soup can being something of a card.

Skinny Legs and All - you got it Bop. So who was your favourite? I kinda had a real affinity with the spoon, altho the stick was a bit of a dude too!! :o

I have not read that book in so long. But I think I agree that spoon and stick were the fun ones, except I remember soup can being something of a card.

"And then there was the Reverend Buddy Winkler, in all his seedy glory, smiling at her through a bonfire of new gold fillings". (pp180-1) :D

(just happened to open the book at that exact page and line and.... it kinda fit perfectly!)

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Skinny Legs and All - you got it Bop. So who was your favourite? I kinda had a real affinity with the spoon, altho the stick was a bit of a dude too!! :o

I have not read that book in so long. But I think I agree that spoon and stick were the fun ones, except I remember soup can being something of a card.

"And then there was the Reverend Buddy Winkler, in all his seedy glory, smiling at her through a bonfire of new gold fillings". (pp180-1) :D

(just happened to open the book at that exact page and line and.... it kinda fit perfectly!)

I always remember when she called her mother and the mother said "just let your father have his way with me." That just struck me as odd and stayed with me.

for me a friend is someone who is there when you need to

someone who you ask to help you and they don´t even ask or have a second though

someone who will you share good and bad moments

someone who try to understand you...and if she / he ever judge you he/she will explain why

a friend is someone who even when you haven´t seen him/her for a while he/ she will be there if you need to

you know that you have a friend when even though you are far away you don´t feel lonely because you know someone, somewhere is thinking of you... :o

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for me a friend is someone who is there when you need to To what? :D Did you leave this blank on purpose? :o

someone who you ask to help you and they don´t even ask or have a second though

someone who will you share good and bad moments

someone who try to understand you...and if she / he ever judge you he/she will explain why

a friend is someone who even when you haven´t seen him/her for a while he/ she will be there if you need to

you know that you have a friend when even though you are far away you don´t feel lonely because you know someone, somewhere is thinking of you... :D

no be bebop is a bad english sentence construction... :o

A Freind is someone you lend money to....and you know they will pay you back

A freind is someone who will cover your ass when you are playing away

A freind is someone who will invite you for Xmas dinner when you are on your own

A freind is someone who remembers your birthday

A freind is someone who will come to see you when you are hospitalised

A freind is someone who will tell you when you are talking crap

A freind is someone who will help you out in a punch up, even though it was your big mouth that started it

A freind is someone who will tell you that you are getting fat

A freind is someone who will tell you 'That girl is no good for you" no matter how much you think of them

All these reasons go to show just why you can count your"real freinds" on the fingers of one hand.

And why I have not got any!!!!!!!

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no be bebop is a bad english sentence construction... :o

Okay, I thought I was missing something. I am somewhat slow sometimes. :D

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A Freind is someone you lend money to....and you know they will pay you back

A freind is someone who will cover your ass when you are playing away

A freind is someone who will invite you for Xmas dinner when you are on your own

A freind is someone who remembers your birthday

A freind is someone who will come to see you when you are hospitalised

A freind is someone who will tell you when you are talking crap

A freind is someone who will help you out in a punch up, even though it was your big mouth that started it

A freind is someone who will tell you that you are getting fat

A freind is someone who will tell you 'That girl is no good for you" no matter how much you think of them

All these reasons go to show just why you can count your"real freinds" on the fingers of one hand.

And why I have not got any!!!!!!!

Fret not, ThaiPauly. Friends can be a burden too.

A Freind is someone you lend money to....and you know they will pay you back

A freind is someone who will cover your ass when you are playing away

A freind is someone who will invite you for Xmas dinner when you are on your own

A freind is someone who remembers your birthday

A freind is someone who will come to see you when you are hospitalised

A freind is someone who will tell you when you are talking crap

A freind is someone who will help you out in a punch up, even though it was your big mouth that started it

A freind is someone who will tell you that you are getting fat

A freind is someone who will tell you 'That girl is no good for you" no matter how much you think of them

All these reasons go to show just why you can count your"real freinds" on the fingers of one hand.

And why I have not got any!!!!!!!

Fret not, ThaiPauly. Friends can be a burden too.

Especially, marble-top wash-stands with matching dressers..... am off to make friends with some candles now!! :o

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A Freind is someone you lend money to....and you know they will pay you back

A freind is someone who will cover your ass when you are playing away

A freind is someone who will invite you for Xmas dinner when you are on your own

A freind is someone who remembers your birthday

A freind is someone who will come to see you when you are hospitalised

A freind is someone who will tell you when you are talking crap

A freind is someone who will help you out in a punch up, even though it was your big mouth that started it

A freind is someone who will tell you that you are getting fat

A freind is someone who will tell you 'That girl is no good for you" no matter how much you think of them

All these reasons go to show just why you can count your"real freinds" on the fingers of one hand.

And why I have not got any!!!!!!!

Fret not, ThaiPauly. Friends can be a burden too.

Especially, marble-top wash-stands with matching dressers..... am off to make friends with some candles now!! :D

Freindshipd with candles don't last long.......

....they always burn out!!!! :o

A Freind is someone you lend money to....and you know they will pay you back

A freind is someone who will cover your ass when you are playing away

A freind is someone who will invite you for Xmas dinner when you are on your own

A freind is someone who remembers your birthday

A freind is someone who will come to see you when you are hospitalised

A freind is someone who will tell you when you are talking crap

A freind is someone who will help you out in a punch up, even though it was your big mouth that started it

A freind is someone who will tell you that you are getting fat

A freind is someone who will tell you 'That girl is no good for you" no matter how much you think of them

All these reasons go to show just why you can count your"real freinds" on the fingers of one hand.

And why I have not got any!!!!!!!

Fret not, ThaiPauly. Friends can be a burden too.

Especially, marble-top wash-stands with matching dressers..... am off to make friends with some candles now!! :D

Freindshipd with candles don't last long.......

....they always burn out!!!! :o

:D:D good one Bops...... but they can last a long time if you dust them off amd only light them on special occasions :D

Well......... back already! All the candles were drunk on free wine and canapes; so unimpressed I turned my wick and headed for home. Maybe candles don't make great friends after all? :o

All these reasons go to show just why you can count your"real freinds" on the fingers of one hand.

And why I have not got any!!!!!!!

What??? :o You haven't got any fingers? :D

no be bebop is a bad english sentence construction... :o

Okay, I thought I was missing something. I am somewhat slow sometimes. :D

don´t you worry i never get the jokes in this forum... :D

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no be bebop is a bad english sentence construction... :o

Okay, I thought I was missing something. I am somewhat slow sometimes. :D

don´t you worry i never get the jokes in this forum... :D

Well, I didn't say never..... :D .....Just kidding you. :D

A friend wouldn't out you as a girl on a public forum... :o

totster :D

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A friend wouldn't out you as a girl on a public forum... :o

totster :D

Tough love maybe, eh Tots? :D

All these reasons go to show just why you can count your"real freinds" on the fingers of one hand.

And why I have not got any!!!!!!!

What??? :o You haven't got any fingers? :D

Thats right... I use my nose to post... they dont call me Pinochio for nothin :D

A friend wouldn't out you as a girl on a public forum... :D

totster :D

A friend is NOT threatening to make Stew out of you on a public forum.

A Friend IS calling Thaibebop a big girls blouse.

Disclaimer: I have absolutely no reason to badger Bops like this... It´s jusrt seems like a fun Freindly THing to do! :o:D

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A friend wouldn't out you as a girl on a public forum... :D

totster :D

A friend is NOT threatening to make Stew out of you on a public forum.

A Friend IS calling Thaibebop a big girls blouse.

Disclaimer: I have absolutely no reason to badger Bops like this... It´s jusrt seems like a fun Freindly THing to do! :o:D

Keeps my ego in check. :D

A friend wouldn't out you as a girl on a public forum... :D

totster :D

A friend is NOT threatening to make Stew out of you on a public forum.

A Friend IS calling Thaibebop a big girls blouse.

Disclaimer: I have absolutely no reason to badger Bops like this... It´s jusrt seems like a fun Freindly THing to do! :o:D

Keeps my ego in check. :D

What, you got one of those, Bops? :D

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A friend wouldn't out you as a girl on a public forum... :D

totster :D

A friend is NOT threatening to make Stew out of you on a public forum.

A Friend IS calling Thaibebop a big girls blouse.

Disclaimer: I have absolutely no reason to badger Bops like this... It´s jusrt seems like a fun Freindly THing to do! :o:D

Keeps my ego in check. :D

What, you got one of those, Bops? :D

I keep a look alike in case of an emergency. :D

All these reasons go to show just why you can count your"real freinds" on the fingers of one hand.

And why I have not got any!!!!!!!

What??? :o You haven't got any fingers? :D

Thats right... I use my nose to post... they dont call me Pinochio for nothin :D

Andy Warhol used his ass.hole to paint. Such talent in the world. :D:D:D

Andy Warhol used his ass.hole to paint. Such talent in the world. :o:D:D

Wonder what he used for this one then?

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