Datebayo Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 So here is the deal, I will be leaving Thailand soon, (in 4 days) going back to my home country (that's what I told her). I am currently living in the moobahn of my gf's family, the house of her grandfather and her nieces and aunties. She will expect to come with me to the airport on the day of my departure and see me through the gate with (crocodile) tears. But.. I don't want her to come with me to the airport to say goodbye! Because I will not be going home in 5 days, I will be going home in 2 weeks. In 4 days I want to go to Cambodia to see the Ankhor wat, always wanted to see, and after that I will chill out in pnohm penh or something. I am too scared to straight out tell her not to send me to the airport, she would ask me why and I would not know how to answer her. She is unpredictable and I'm scared she will do something bad, physically, to me. So I need a good excuse to make her NOT want to come with me to the airport. Without her making a drama, or at least a minimum of it. I was thinking of a few simple idea's. First is to just pack my stuff and just sneak out the house while she's out somewhere. But I would feel bad not to say goodbye to her family. Second is to tell her that before i fly back home, I need to report to the immigration office at the airport and I need to go alone because it is a rule in my country that I can't have any romances in Thailand. But I don't know if she would believe it and to what extent the credibility is. Please, can you help me think of some good excuses. I have 4 days to think up a plan. Robin, In emergency mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post krisb Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 Christ, harm you...seriously mate? She will check your passport anyway. Man up. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10Yen Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Tell her the truth ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MJCM Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 If she finds out (afterwards) you are in deeeeeeeeeeeeep sh@t. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datebayo Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> Christ, harm you...seriously mate?She will check your passport anyway.Man up. She can't check my pasport if I never see her again. I want to break up with her for good this time. Tell her the truth ? Telling the truth is not an option. Edited February 27, 2014 by Datebayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datebayo Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 If she finds out (afterwards) you are in deeeeeeeeeeeeep sh@t. SHe won't find out afterwards because she can't find me. But I am not worried about afterwards I just need an idea to get to the airport without her and without making a fuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JohnC Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 Tell her you don't have a flight and you are going to the airport to try for a stand bye which could take a couple of days so no point n her accompanying you. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rak sa_ngop Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 How about telling her you are picking up an Air France flight from Phnom Penh (some cheap flight b/s). Book a flight to PP and travel up to Siam Reap from there. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 ...............I do wonder about some of the topics/the poster.......... 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huahinjoe Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Just be the man in the relationshit, tell her u go alone and end of story... If she don't like it, u have the reason to find a better one... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kurnell Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 Tell her you are a spy on a secret mission and she will blow your cover if she accompanies you to the airport. Carry a brown shopping with a baguette sticking out the top just to make it look authentic. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 10Yen Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 Tell her you're a liar who can't be trusted, show her this thread, if she had any sense she'd send you on your way and maybe find a guy with some integrity and honesty. 33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LaraC Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 JEsus..choose girlfriends you dont have to lie to and have fear of..and grow some..If i wasnt used to reading these kinds of posts by now, i would consider it a joke. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inzman Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 What sordid webs some people weave. If you are finishing with her, leave quietly in the night, haha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datebayo Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 How about telling her you are picking up an Air France flight from Phnom Penh (some cheap flight b/s). Book a flight to PP and travel up to Siam Reap from there. No can do, I told her already I fly from suvuarnabhumi to home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datebayo Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 What sordid webs some people weave. If you are finishing with her, leave quietly in the night, haha. I thought of that, but her grandfather always lock the gate and door at night. And keeps the keys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GreenSnapper Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 The sad state of effeminate Western men: being afraid of women's violence. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taqila Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I like the suggestion to tell her that you go alone this time. Your best flight deal is from Cambodia! Sent from my iPhone using ThaiVisa app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wym Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I don't get it, just 'escape' anytime that works. If she's really going to 'hunt you down' head for an overland border crossing. Hire a bodyguard 8-) Really?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ignis Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 I told her already I fly from suvuarnabhumi to home. So Google Bangkok Suvarnabhumi to Phnom Penh looks to be around 2,700 baht, if you can get a flight around the same time as they leave "to home" or a few hours if you don't mine waiting in the Airport, she cannot go past Passport control so would have no idea which plane you get on. now a day you can check-in on-line so you not have to go to any airline counter.. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertthebruce Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Try sneaking out when she has to go out, even if its today, as you mentioned,you dont want to see her again, and dont feel bad , thats life.. if not, book a cheap flight from the airport, around the same time your flight is leaving to your home country, she wont be any the wiser.. or the day of your departure, just say that its going to be too upsetting if she comes with you, you would rather say your goodbyes now, until you come back (which will be never). best of luck...i think you might need it.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottythai Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 If she finds out (afterwards) you are in deeeeeeeeeeeeep sh@t. SHe won't find out afterwards because she can't find me. But I am not worried about afterwards I just need an idea to get to the airport without her and without making a fuss. As you are going through the passengers only gate tell her the truth and watch the fireworks fly?? Na seriously why not just tell her you extended your trip and you want to see some sights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 too thick to come up with your own lies? pathetic. fly to cambodia, duh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luk AJ Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 The web is woven, get out of the house and run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 How about telling her you are picking up an Air France flight from Phnom Penh (some cheap flight b/s). Book a flight to PP and travel up to Siam Reap from there. No can do, I told her already I fly from suvuarnabhumi to home. Well you made your bed, now lye in it. Asking others to help you concokt(however it's spelt) a bs story cause you've had you way with her is unfair I think. Tell her the truth and watch the knives. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrjlh Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 You didn't say what airport are you flying out of or going to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Upnotover Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 too thick to come up with your own lies? pathetic. fly to cambodia, duh I dunno, he came up with the "reporting to immigration alone as romance in Thailand is banned" idea, I don't think many people could have dreamed up that one! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 . When you do get home, there will be a phone message waiting: "Your village called …." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelmsman Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Why would you meet her family if you weren't serious about her, unless she's had a steady stream of farang boyfriends in the past - After you leave Sum num na will follow her for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Morakot Posted February 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 I think we are realistically looking at the OP of the Year Award here. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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