This is going alright so far only wolfie wants some teabags and some custard for lampshade

Hmmmm, is that like saying there's nothing else worth bringing from England ? Maybe that explains why so many of you folk live here ?

No, it's probably more like, English food is so highly sought after, that much of it is readily available in Thailand now I don't think Meddalions of Mousse and Beaver Broth will ever catch on though Kerry, so you'll still have to carry on importing that

Dont forget seal steaks

Have you ever had some proper English beef? Do they have cows in Canada?

Steak and Kidney Pies (hold the Kidneys).

Kerryd, if you want some good pies, get down to the Jack Tar Bar in Soi 6 ... if you survive the chicken farm gauntlet that is...

Fond memories of the grope and latch on gauntlet!!!

Daley - how bout some rasberry trifle???? (fresh cream please)

Steak and Kidney Pies (hold the Kidneys).

Kerryd, if you want some good pies, get down to the Jack Tar Bar in Soi 6 ... if you survive the chicken farm gauntlet that is...

Fond memories of the grope and latch on gauntlet!!!

Daley - how bout some rasberry trifle???? (fresh cream please)

But leave the spotted dick at home..

totster

This is going alright so far only wolfie wants some teabags and some custard for lampshade

Hmmmm, is that like saying there's nothing else worth bringing from England ? Maybe that explains why so many of you folk live here ?

No, it's probably more like, English food is so highly sought after, that much of it is readily available in Thailand now I don't think Meddalions of Mousse and Beaver Broth will ever catch on though Kerry, so you'll still have to carry on importing that

Dont forget seal steaks

Have you ever had some proper English beef? Do they have cows in Canada?

heard all the cows in pommyland are mad

I collect twenty pound notes. They are lightweight, small, and I only need as many as can be stuffed into a large manila envelope.

Thanks in advance

Oh, and an Irn Bru please.

Daley - how bout some rasberry trifle???? (fresh cream please)

Not a problem, i can bring the powdered jelly but no fresh cream, but i thought you were still in the U.K anyway?

But leave the spotted dick at home..

You talking about your member again tots?

heard all the cows in pommyland are mad

Nahh mate thats our women that are mad, the cows all suffer from foot and mouth

I collect twenty pound notes. They are lightweight, small, and I only need as many as can be stuffed into a large manila envelope.

Thanks in advance

Oh, and an Irn Bru please.

The bru aint a problem, but as for the twenty pound notes, i am afraid there just wont be room in my luggage for said manila envelope.Now if you said you collected credit cards and pin numbers, then i could have sorted that fr you,but your obviously not interested in this Sorry

heard all the cows in pommyland are mad

Nahh mate thats our women that are mad, the cows all suffer from foot and mouth

Some bars in pattaya offer foot and mouth as a speciality... so I'm told...

totster

heard all the cows in pommyland are mad

Nahh mate thats our women that are mad, the cows all suffer from foot and mouth

Some bars in pattaya offer foot and mouth as a speciality... so I'm told...

totster

Wheres Kerry, when you want to ask him a question?

heard all the cows in pommyland are mad

Nahh mate thats our women that are mad, the cows all suffer from foot and mouth

Some bars in pattaya offer foot and mouth as a speciality... so I'm told...

totster

Wheres Kerry, when you want to ask him a question?

His mouth's probably full.

cv

heard all the cows in pommyland are mad

Nahh mate thats our women that are mad, the cows all suffer from foot and mouth

Some bars in pattaya offer foot and mouth as a speciality... so I'm told...

totster

Wheres Kerry, when you want to ask him a question?

His mouth's probably full.

cv

They must be some big feet to fill his mouth

heard all the cows in pommyland are mad

Nahh mate thats our women that are mad, the cows all suffer from foot and mouth

Some bars in pattaya offer foot and mouth as a speciality... so I'm told...

totster

Wheres Kerry, when you want to ask him a question?

His mouth's probably full.

cv

They must be some big feet to fill his mouth

Apparently Kerry was seen with Kurgen at Jenny's so the feet are big so Kurgen says.

heard all the cows in pommyland are mad

Nahh mate thats our women that are mad, the cows all suffer from foot and mouth

Some bars in pattaya offer foot and mouth as a speciality... so I'm told...

totster

Wheres Kerry, when you want to ask him a question?

His mouth's probably full.

cv

They must be some big feet to fill his mouth

Apparently Kerry was seen with Kurgen at Jenny's so the feet are big so Kurgen says.

Match the hands also... according to Frances..

totster

They must be some big feet to fill his mouth

They weren't feet. Breasticles is the proper term I believe. (I would post pics, but don't want to hijack this thread)

So what was your question ?

Who would like to stick their mouth around my member?

Was that the question?

how about some decent condoms.

It really puts me off when the missus reads the writing when you unroll the ones they sell here.

how about some decent condoms.

It really puts me off when the missus reads the writing when you unroll the ones they sell here.

I could bring you some over mate, but wouldnt they be a bit big for you? Isnt that why you moved to Thailand in the first place?

how about some decent condoms.

It really puts me off when the missus reads the writing when you unroll the ones they sell here.

I could bring you some over mate, but wouldnt they be a bit big for you? Isnt that why you moved to Thailand in the first place?

Apparently Kerry was seen with Kurgen at Jenny's so the feet are big so Kurgen says.

I missed this earlier post brit

I notice how you conveniently forget to mention that we were there trying to drag you off that "girl" that had a bigger bulge in her pants than you did

(I actually get a kick out of sitting in the Luck Star Bar complex across the street, watching all the newbies go ga-ga when they see some of the talent in Jenny's. It's also a good place to watch some very nice stuff coming/going from the Peppermint Disco. In fact, it's a good place to watch all sorts of entertainment along Walking Street !)

Who would like to stick their mouth around my member?

Was that the question?[/color]

erm, no.

(I actually get a kick out of sitting in the Luck Star Bar complex across the street, watching all the newbies go ga-ga when they see some of the talent in Jenny's. It's also a good place to watch some very nice stuff coming/going from the Peppermint Disco. In fact, it's a good place to watch all sorts of entertainment along Walking Street !)

Yeah good laff indeed - the lads with the biggest grins on their faces that they caught an absolute stunna in Thailand. My only regret is that we don't see their reaction when the big surprise is revealed back at the hotel. I'm quite positive the hotel staff are having a good laff too, prob wagering when the lady in question comes back down.

Well we have arrived.

Unfortunately we wont make it to the FC. We arrived on the 26th and the wife called home to let them know we had arrived and to come down to see us, but mil was ill so we had to just make a mad dash up in a hired minibus with driver. Turns out to be much ado about nothing, but it meant i didnt have time to rent transport to get up there, so i am afraid mr lampard no birds custard.

Fortunately the owner of the apartment we rented was really understanding and gave us our money back we had paid for the month and just charged us by the day, which was really nice of him.

Never got to thank him and i just went to pm english noodles to say thanks and to ask him to pass my thanks onto the owner and i see he has been banned

Anyway i am in bkk now for the next couple of weeks so anyone fancy catching up send me a pm witha pohne number and i will get back to you