Florida gay marriage opponent wants to marry his porn filled computer

[Jingthing]

This story is so very ... FLORIDA. Well, it is a Mac.

Sevier ostensibly filed the motion “on behalf ‘of other minority sexual orientation groups,’ and argued, “if gay couples have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object."

http://www.towleroad.com/2014/05/florida-man-files-motion-to-marry-his-computer-filled-with-adult-videos.html

[sustento]

Stupid is as stupid does. I may have to roll out the toaster graphic shortly...

[uptheos]

Stupid is as stupid does. I may have to roll out the toaster graphic shortly...

Nothing less than a four slicer.

[isanbirder]

But will it accept him?

[sustento]

If it does he'll be lumbered with Itunes till death do them part.

[uptheos]

Maybe he wants to make his Mac feel loved and provided for.

[Jingthing]

Hostile silly stunts like this actually HELP the pro gay civil rights cause. The American public has "evolved" and doesn't buy the if we let gays marry, then the next step is people marrying their dogs arguments. However, like it or not, there is a small grain of truth to those arguments and that is about POLYGAMY. I expect a movement to grow ... slowly ... to advocate for legalizing polygamous unions in the U.S. They probably will see the legalization of gay marriage as an opening and they are certainly free to try to persuade the public if they wish. If they do, they will have a very long road.

It is politically unfortunate that a connection will be made between gay marriage legalization and potential polygamy legalization because I think these are really separate issues. But the truth is the connection can't be avoided so it may as well be faced.

Marrying dogs and computers ... never.

Edited May 7, 2014 by Jingthing

[sustento]

Maybe he wants to make his Mac feel loved and provided for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htTMup1N9xg

[Scott]

I wonder if it has a big, hard drive?

[sustento]

I wonder if it has a big, hard drive?

[onthemoon]

Most Americans would be smart enough to understand the difference between a human being and an inanimate object or a non-human animal. But then, I cannot imagine people from other countries coming up with such ideas as outlined in the OP....

Polygamy is a different, and rather complex, issue and I suggest to open a new thread for that.

[Jingthing]

Most Americans would be smart enough to understand the difference between a human being and an inanimate object or a non-human animal. But then, I cannot imagine people from other countries coming up with such ideas as outlined in the OP....

Polygamy is a different, and rather complex, issue and I suggest to open a new thread for that.

No need for such a thread here. It's not gay related. The computer stunt was done to resist legalization of gay marriage.

[sustento]

Most Americans would be smart enough to understand the difference between a human being and an inanimate object or a non-human animal. But then, I cannot imagine people from other countries coming up with such ideas as outlined in the OP....

Polygamy is a different, and rather complex, issue and I suggest to open a new thread for that.

No need for such a thread here. It's not gay related. The computer stunt was done to resist legalization of gay marriage.

Depends if it's gay polygamy or not

[pxlgirl]

I think some Americans never heard of the word "consent" either, despite also not knowing that polygamy is not a sexual orientation.

[pxlgirl]

I wonder if it has a big, hard drive?

You actually meant: big, hard, drive...

[Scott]

I wonder if it has a big, hard drive?

You actually meant: big, hard, drive...

Sometimes I love the grammar/spelling/punctuation police. Sorry for the mistake, you are right!

[sustento]

I wonder if it has a big, hard drive?

You actually meant: big, hard, drive...