webfact Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Florida woman, 56, chases younger man with knife after he refuses to have sex US: -- A 56-YEAR-OLD woman has been charged with assault after she allegedly chased a 25-year-old man around a carpark with a knife and a broken walking stick when he rejected her sexual advances.Elizabeth Highley was reportedly drinking wine with Crue Finley at her Florida home when she attempted to have sex with him, The Smoking Gun reports.Finley — who told police that he and Highley were not a couple — said the older woman became “angry and violent” when he rejected her.In a fit of rage, she allegedly grabbed a large hunting knife with her right hand and a broken wooden walking stick with the other.Full story: http://www.news.com.au/world/florida-woman-56-chases-younger-man-with-knife-after-he-refuses-to-have-sex/story-fndir2ev-1226976498636-- News.com.au 2014-07-03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NeverSure Posted July 3, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2014 American women are all like that. I have to beat them off with my own cane. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lostsoul49 Posted July 3, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) She obviously hadn't forced enough wine down his throat, Judging by her picture i would say about 3 gallons short of the mark. Edited July 3, 2014 by lostsoul49 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 American women are all like that. I have to beat them off with my own cane. The reason, however, is probably quite different! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granuaile Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 This one takes the cake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Drum roll please........................ It'll never stand up in court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSure Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 American women are all like that. I have to beat them off with my own cane. The reason, however, is probably quite different! Any good at double entendres? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTang Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 She doesn't look at all like the women you see on CSI Miami. So I guess not all the women in Florida are Hotties! I'm SO disappointed; I guess I won't be going there any time soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTang Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Drum roll please........................ It'll never stand up in court. Judging from the photo I wouldn't be able to get it to 'stand up' with a bottle of Viagra! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Judging by the expression on her face Mr. Finley might have missed the time of his life. After all, beauty is only a light switch away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Drum roll please........................ It'll never stand up in court. Judging from the photo I wouldn't be able to get it to 'stand up' with a bottle of Viagra! Two lolly sticks and a couple of rubber bands it is then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertosez Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Sounds like some of the beer bars in Pattaya when one has sat and engaged in drinks and conversation for an hour or two with some of the local girls. Female aggression when one refuses to have sex - different reasons, but similar behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTang Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Drum roll please........................ It'll never stand up in court. Judging from the photo I wouldn't be able to get it to 'stand up' with a bottle of Viagra! Two lolly sticks and a couple of rubber bands it is then OUCH! Will there be slivers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeO Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 American women are all like that. I have to beat them off with my own cane. ...sounds like she was wanting to beat him off...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post neverdie Posted July 3, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) If she backed you into the corner, you'd borrow the knife and cut your own throat. Yuk. She's got a head on her like a deep sea racing tortoise. Edited July 3, 2014 by neverdie 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calach Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 The oppression of matriarchy has striked again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calach Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 He should have pulled out some bread and mayo, she would have made him a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirtless Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Shes the type that when you wake up the next morning your missing an arm, gives a whole new meaning to cougar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermike007 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 What an opportunity she lost out on. Imagine HER turning down a 25 year old guy. What on earth was she thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Even with a Howitzer pointed at me I wouldn't have any thing to do with this "women" sex? oh god no..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post neverdie Posted July 3, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2014 Just looking at this wench makes me want to gouge my own eyes out. When did they start making women this ugly? Imagine it coming at you naked, Christ, I just threw up in my own mouth.......god have mercy! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis7 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 interesting news....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javabear Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 American women are all like that. I have to beat them off with my own cane. If you're beating them off, they're not women. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertosez Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I'd do her ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I was chased around my condo by a knife wielding female...after I told her to pack-up her things and move out...called condo security for help...they just laughed...this is Thailand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I was chased around my condo by a knife wielding female...after I told her to pack-up her things and move out...called condo security for help...they just laughed...this is Thailand... I bet she wasn't as ugly as this Sheila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacChang Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Is that Gandalf's wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunque Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 American women are all like that. I have to beat them off with my own cane. The reason, however, is probably quite different! Any good at double entendres? I dd hear of a woman who went into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one. I'm here all week... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSure Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 American women are all like that. I have to beat them off with my own cane. If you're beating them off, they're not women. Another one who doesn't get a double entendre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I had one girl slice my hand with a butter knife in a tiff and another one threw a knife at me which plunged into the wall inches from me. I didn't mind though, they were hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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