Popular Post stevie14 Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 Hi all just a quick post to all here to be careful in Bangkok. I have a family here and am very rarely out on the town. But a friend was in town so we went out for a few on Friday night. About 12:00 we decided it was time to go home and get back to the family. Quick stop at McDonalds then a taxi. Walked out of McDonalds and bombed into a Thai guy. I tried to walk around to his left he went the same way , I tried to go righthe went the same way. OK that's not unusual it happens. I got around him walked and next thing I know I feel a huge thud on my back turn around and they guy has a meat cleaver in his hand. He proceeds to hit me with it three times. Sees I'm not going down then pulls a machete out of the back of his jeans. At this point I ran ! Amazing thing is this was in a street full of people and right next to one of the police boxes with the bib inside. I then went to report it and the response was your problem go home. I've been here 15 years and of course know the way things work but the reaction of this police officer shocked even me. Who knows maybe he even saw it happen. But please all of you be extra careful if out at night in bangkok . 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Where in Bangkok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post glassdude007 Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 Just one thai guy?? Usually there is a mob of them...TIT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post krisb Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 So a cop sees you get attacked? then says it's your problem?? I find that hard to believe. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sayonarax Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 (edited) Edit: Troll Feeding.. "He hit me three times with a meat cleaver, he noticed i wasn't going down and proceeded to produce a machete" Edited September 21, 2014 by Sayonarax 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jakethesnake Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 So you got hit 3Xs with a meat cleaver and aren't in the hospital ? Have you ever seen what a meat clever does to say - meat ? What are you Iron Man ? Obviously farcical. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kurnell Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 Eagerly looking forward to the next page of your novel 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post khunjamesjohnson Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 (edited) So you just happen to bump into a Thai guy walking around with a meat clever and a spare machette in his blue jeans? The only believable part of the story is the police not being interested. Edited September 21, 2014 by khunjamesjohnson 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yankee99 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Be careful in the uk and Australia as they have the same problems. So does most of the world. I am sure this post is a wind up anyhow! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Costas2008 Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 Where in Bangkok? Where in Bangkok? What a silly question MrT. They don't give GPS in your dreams. Obviously the OP had a bad dream, being chased with a meat cleaver and a machete. I would have waken up having pissed myself but the OP seems more brave, he came up on TVF to tell us all about his bad dream. Don't worry OP, say 3 Hail Mary's before you go to bed next time and all bad dreams will go away. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 If The OP took the advice of another poster, he'd carry an Oar around with him, that would keep him safe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post evadgib Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Where in Bangkok? To the OP. I am not saying you are to blame for this, and there is absolutely no excuse for the Thai guys behaviour, or the BIBs, but if you had not had a few, how many is a few 4 6 8pints or what? then this may not have happened, or maybe the Thai guy mistook you for someone else. I am not saying this is the case, but is there something else you are not telling us? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 15 years and only 2 posts..................under this name anyway........wonder why? not the chatty sort eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Just one thai guy?? Usually there is a mob of them...TIT Not neccessary, a lone Thai guy with two weapons can be just like three or four of them. But yes, there is almost no chance a lone Thai guy will attack you without back up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 So a cop sees you get attacked? then says it's your problem?? I find that hard to believe. So do I. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Where in Bangkok? Where in Bangkok? What a silly question MrT. They don't give GPS in your dreams. Obviously the OP had a bad dream, being chased with a meat cleaver and a machete. I would have waken up having pissed myself but the OP seems more brave, he came up on TVF to tell us all about his bad dream. Don't worry OP, say 3 Hail Mary's before you go to bed next time and all bad dreams will go away. Probably hallucinations from the Big Mac meal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 That The OP hasn't answered any other questions suggests it's probably fictitious. As pointed out, if you were hit three times with a meat clever that would leave some serious damage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ATF Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 Tosspot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzi850m2 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 What a bullshit story, I don't buy it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 so the meat cleaver was blunt,, so he went for the macheti,,,, run forrest runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post silomplaya Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 (edited) i believe you buddy , i also believe that these guys on thaivisa actually have lifes, hobbies and jobs to fill in their time when not wearing fancy executive suits living the hiso life with there filthy rich half thai/chinese white skinned hi-so wife who is the daughter of the the biggest bankging investors on thailand, whilst not on special ops mission's for the british special forces they are finishing there 5th masters degree. Edited September 21, 2014 by silomplaya 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFishman1 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I like the girl in orange advertising Thai Single& lonely 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 i believe you buddy , i also believe that these guys on thaivisa actually have lifes, hobbies and jobs to fill in their time when not wearing fancy executive suits living the hiso life with there filthy rich half thai/chinese white skinned hi-so wife who is the daughter of the the biggest bankging investors on thailand, whilst not on special ops mission's for the british special forces they are finishing there 5th masters degree. Well Playa if I hit someone with a meat cleaver around the back of their head there's no way they would ever get up again and secondly you should ask the teacher you are assisting how to use a spell checker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ThaidDown Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 Seems a perfectly reasonable story to me, but op omitted one fact. Perpetrator attacked with a meat cleaver but the blows were mysteriously diverted due to the op wearing an 'anti meat cleaver Buddha' (fact omitted in op). The attacker then went for the machete, hoping an 'anti machete Buddha' was not being worn as well. The op ran (reasonable action). It did not give the attacker a chance to test the machete or to try his third weapon, the AK47. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingtongtourist Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Where in Bangkok? Where in Bangkok? What a silly question MrT. They don't give GPS in your dreams. Obviously the OP had a bad dream, being chased with a meat cleaver and a machete. I would have waken up having pissed myself but the OP seems more brave, he came up on TVF to tell us all about his bad dream. Don't worry OP, say 3 Hail Mary's before you go to bed next time and all bad dreams will go away. Probably hallucinations from the Big Mac meal. if thats what big mac does do to you im glad i never eat that what they put in that relish an secret sauce cant posibly make you that silly maybe OP added his own magic mushroom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silomplaya Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 That The OP hasn't answered any other questions suggests it's probably fictitious. As pointed out, if you were hit three times with a meat clever that would leave some serious damage. oh duh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thakkar Posted September 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2014 Where in Bangkok? Where in Bangkok? What a silly question MrT. They don't give GPS in your dreams. Obviously the OP had a bad dream, being chased with a meat cleaver and a machete. I would have waken up having pissed myself but the OP seems more brave, he came up on TVF to tell us all about his bad dream. Don't worry OP, say 3 Hail Mary's before you go to bed next time and all bad dreams will go away. OP, According to Freud, the meat cleaver is your mother's penis and the machete is your father's penis. The Thai guy in the dream is you and the 'you' in the dream are a vagina. The BIB are all the people in Highschool who ignored you. Hope this helps. T 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 hay stevy i am the meatboy on her and it was not me.iam the only one who has a visa which alows me to carry a cleaver and a machette,so stop drinking the home made whisky,but its a good job you had your helmet on. now were did i put that barrel of cider. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silomplaya Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 i believe you buddy , i also believe that these guys on thaivisa actually have lifes, hobbies and jobs to fill in their time when not wearing fancy executive suits living the hiso life with there filthy rich half thai/chinese white skinned hi-so wife who is the daughter of the the biggest bankging investors on thailand, whilst not on special ops mission's for the british special forces they are finishing there 5th masters degree. Well Playa if I hit someone with a meat cleaver around the back of their head there's no way they would ever get up again and secondly you should ask the teacher you are assisting how to use a spell checker. who do you work for ? ATF , CIA, FBI,SFS, UKSF, SR, spelling police??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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