Glugug And Gliggly

[DennisF]

After being with my angel for many years now, ( seems longer than it is really), her English skills border on

fluent, however, there are a number of words she either cannot remember or cannot be bothered to learn.

She invents words that she finds awkward or does notr want to learn ( I suspect the latter, frankly)

Examples:

Mouthwash is glugug as , apparently, thats the sound I make.

Most of the words I can guess but Gliggly had me going for some time until she explained it was roll-on deodorant.

Questioned further as to the relevance she lifted her arm and mimed gligg,,ly... gligg..ly!!

Most of the other examples are somewhat personal :-)

So, the point of the topic is, does your wife/gf/partner do the same and what are the words?

[firefox999uk]

The wife had me going with this one, Ungerloo

What she meant (and it took me ages to work out), was Kangaroo.

Have a Nice Day.

[GuyL]

My wife doesn't invent words, but sometimes, she uses the name of a brand instead of the name of the actual object.

Another variant: one day, we had an unwanted visitor in our house and my wife told me that she saw Batman flying in our bedroom. Actually, it was a bat!

[elgordo38]

My g/f is getting better but handicapped with braces. I try to get her to break up large words and to pronouce them slowly.

[pgrahmm]

A cross between don't know and not sure - don't sure.....which leaves me right back to where I started.....