Like all 300 million of us are exactly the same

281 million at the last count if you want to be pedantic.

Don't worry my fellow Americans!

When the Space Aliens begin their invasion, who is the world going to turn to for help?

I didn´t read the whole thread, what with it being about americans, and all.

But I saw this post from Narach, and got me thinking. I f the americans were NOT on earth, the aliens would likely come peacefully, a la vulcan.

But with the yanks, they will surely come lasers blazing.-

We envy you Yanks having such

A Great Leader

Well, think of the alternative.

Can anyone imagine a President Kerry!

Maybe in Canada

Trip,

It's threads like this from Ringhole (an american) as to why we laugh at you

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...=77258&st=0

That thread from Ringhole actually was funny. It made me laugh a hearty bunch!

If you mean wanting to eat haggis and wearing skirts?

Have you ever tasted haggis? BTW its called a kilt and i takes a real man to wear one. Since i have met you before Narachon. I believe you dont fall into the 2nd category.

Really?

You seemed like a really nice guy when we met, I'm sorry to say now that I guess that I was totally wrong about you.

I didn't expect any personal attacks from you of all people.

My mistake...

BTW, I have tasted haggis......I'll pass....Thank you!

Whoa whoa, come on now, no fighting. Narachon, I knew that Jocky was joking with you too, don't take it the wrong way. Its all one big joke. The thread is a joke, his reply is a joke and I hope everyone's replies will be a joke.

You see, the Brits, Scots and Irish there are always giving us Yanks a hard time about not having a sense of humor. So I started this thread, and knew no one would take it personally , because all those people from the United Kingdom are so great at giving and receiving in the humor department. So please no fighting in here, its all one big joke!!!!!!!

Whoa whoa, come on now, no fighting. Narachon, I knew that Jocky was joking with you too, don't take it the wrong way. Its all one big joke. The thread is a joke, his reply is a joke and I hope everyone's replies will be a joke.

You see, the Brits, Scots and Irish there are always giving us Yanks a hard time about not having a sense of humor. So I started this thread, and knew no one would take it personally , because all those people from the United Kingdom are so great at giving and receiving in the humor department. So please no fighting in here, its all one big joke!!!!!!!

Yeah and you bloody yanks want to learn how to spell i.e humour with a u please

Don't worry my fellow Americans!

When the Space Aliens begin their invasion, who is the world going to turn to for help?

I didn´t read the whole thread, what with it being about americans, and all.

But I saw this post from Narach, and got me thinking. I f the americans were NOT on earth, the aliens would likely come peacefully, a la vulcan.

But with the yanks, they will surely come lasers blazing.-

Yeah, if ya can't beat 'em join em..... bring on The Intervention!!!!!

ps. stop picking on me, I' m not American (just an outspoken woman)

BTW, I have tasted haggis......I'll pass....Thank you!

I've tasted haggis also.. it passed through me pretty quickly

totster

So please no fighting in here, its all one big joke!!!!!!!

Too late. Us Germans have NO sense of humour and do NOT like to laugh.

(Unless it's the case where little Gretchen wants to tickle my balls. )

Still it has got to be better for us than eating whale blubber and moose fat, which is the staple diet of all canadians

Shows how much you Imperialists know.

It is WALRUS blubber ! And just so you know, Moose have very little fat ! (Whale OIL is used for lamps and heat).

How ever, BEAR fat (when rendered down) makes a pretty good water repellant for boots (and repels pretty much everything else as well, except flies)

Beaver Tail with baked neans was an delicacy. Cougar is one of the best wild meats out there. Porcupine is good too, but you only eat those when you are really, really desparate (because they are so easy to kill, you leave them for last, when you've run out of other options).

Grouse are pretty easy to kill and cook, as are rabbitts. Stay away from pine marten and mink. Only ravens and rats will eat those. Same for flying squirrels.

What 'ave you got over there ? Spotted Dick ? Haggis ? Deep fried Breakfast ? (drop the bread, eggs and bacon into the same deep fryer, then scoop them out onto the plate and serve still dripping oil)

Oh wait, this is supposed to be the Pick On Americans thread isn't it ? Where is the "Pick On The Former Imperialist OverLords" thread ?

Still it has got to be better for us than eating whale blubber and moose fat, which is the staple diet of all canadians

Shows how much you Imperialists know.

It is WALRUS blubber ! And just so you know, Moose have very little fat ! (Whale OIL is used for lamps and heat).

How ever, BEAR fat (when rendered down) makes a pretty good water repellant for boots (and repels pretty much everything else as well, except flies)

Beaver Tail with baked neans was an delicacy. Cougar is one of the best wild meats out there. Porcupine is good too, but you only eat those when you are really, really desparate (because they are so easy to kill, you leave them for last, when you've run out of other options).

Grouse are pretty easy to kill and cook, as are rabbitts. Stay away from pine marten and mink. Only ravens and rats will eat those. Same for flying squirrels.

What 'ave you got over there ? Spotted Dick ? Haggis ? Deep fried Breakfast ? (drop the bread, eggs and bacon into the same deep fryer, then scoop them out onto the plate and serve still dripping oil)

Oh wait, this is supposed to be the Pick On Americans thread isn't it ? Where is the "Pick On The Former Imperialist OverLords" thread ?

Are we forgetting maple syrup on purpose...

Mind you.. the yanks eat enough maple syrup to keep the canadian economy afloat..

totster

Are we forgetting maple syrup on purpose...

Mind you.. the yanks eat enough maple syrup to keep the canadian economy afloat..

totster

I love it!!!!!

Are we forgetting maple syrup on purpose...

Mind you.. the yanks eat enough maple syrup to keep the canadian economy afloat..

totster

I love it!!!!!

I never touch the stuff, too sweet and you know how I hate anything sweet.

Oh and this is the STOP picking on Americans thread

One more thing . Who's gretchen ?

One more thing . Who's gretchen ?

I think it's tips codename for Kerryd ....

totster

One more thing . Who's gretchen ?

I think it's tips codename for Kerryd ....

totster

Just like Alice is the codeword for Totster.

"Totster, who the hel_l is Totster ?"

One more thing . Who's gretchen ?

I think it's tips codename for Kerryd ....

totster

Just like Alice is the codeword for Totster.

"Totster, who the hel_l is Totster ?"

I'll bet you didn't get the joke....

totster

One more thing . Who's gretchen ?

I think it's tips codename for Kerryd ....

totster

Just like Alice is the codeword for Totster.

"Totster, who the hel_l is Totster ?"

I'll bet you didn't get the joke....

totster

Bit of a west country joke, that one

One more thing . Who's gretchen ?

I think it's tips codename for Kerryd ....

totster

Ach du Lieber!!!! Kommen Sie hier, kleines Gretchen.

Come on mate! I'm taking the piss. Bloody yanks have no sense of humour!!

Sorry , my bad...My apologies Jockstar...... I really didn't mean to snap at you dude, lots of things going on here at HQ......

( Lesson for the night / day, do not hastily reply and respond to posts on an Web site forum when sleep deprived and working for a certain International Organization during an Mideast Crisis.. )

As for not having a sense of humor, I disagree.... and I think nearly 300 million of us Bloody Yanks would take issue with that.....

Hey, Look at our president...

Probably want to start a war?

Of course not! At least, not right this minute.....

Iraq, Iran, Syria, North Korea, Russia, China............Canada, then finally France, will have to be taken care of first, then we'll see...

Like all 300 million of us are exactly the same

281 million at the last count if you want to be pedantic.

When was that last count, Sir Burr?

2003?

According to the U.S. Bureau of the Census, the resident population of the United States, projected to 07/31/06 at 03:59 GMT (EST+5) is

299,353,925

- more, I might add, than United Kingdom, Austraila, New Zealand, Canada AND Thailand combined...

Within 50 years, I'm pretty sure that there will be hoards and hoards of even more of us Americans in those countries alone, just to name a few.

Scary, innit?

I didn´t read the whole thread, what with it being about americans, and all.

But I saw this post from Narach, and got me thinking. I f the americans were NOT on earth, the aliens would likely come peacefully, a la vulcan.

But with the yanks, they will surely come lasers blazing.-

Not if we take out the Mothership first.

And BTW, if Americans were not on Earth, the Aliens will still come blazing, because we all know who would be running the show then.....

But I saw this post from Narach, and got me thinking. I f the americans were NOT on earth, the aliens would likely come peacefully, a la vulcan.

But with the yanks, they will surely come lasers blazing.-

Yeah, if ya can't beat 'em join em..... bring on The Intervention!!!!!

I see you've read Julian May's books, then Hmmmm?

You see, the Brits, Scots and Irish there are always giving us Yanks a hard time about not having a sense of humor. So I started this thread, and knew no one would take it personally , because all those people from the United Kingdom are so great at giving and receiving in the humor department. So please no fighting in here, its all one big joke!!!!!!!

Yeah and you bloody yanks want to learn how to spell i.e humour with a u please

Humor.

Color.

Favorite.

Honor.

Neighbor

That is how those words are spelled in American English.

Why do you Brits really need that extra "U" in the first place?

Do you really want to sound more like the French?

Just you wait, within a few decades, probably almost everyone in England will not be speaking English, but a variant of American...

You see, the Brits, Scots and Irish there are always giving us Yanks a hard time about not having a sense of humor. So I started this thread, and knew no one would take it personally , because all those people from the United Kingdom are so great at giving and receiving in the humor department. So please no fighting in here, its all one big joke!!!!!!!

Yeah and you bloody yanks want to learn how to spell i.e humour with a u please

Humor.

Color.

Favorite.

Honor.

Neighbor

That is how those words are spelled in American English.

Why do you Brits really need that extra "U" in the first place?

Do you really want to sound more like the French?

Just you wait, within a few decades, probably almost everyone in England will not be speaking English, but a variant of American...

Its like "ohhh my god talk to the hand cause the face aint listening" Please i prey to god that this never happens In England

Anyway where do you yanky doodles think you got your language from? Learn from the masters and speak correct English

Whoa whoa, come on now, no fighting. Narachon, I knew that Jocky was joking with you too, don't take it the wrong way. Its all one big joke. The thread is a joke, his reply is a joke and I hope everyone's replies will be a joke.

You see, the Brits, Scots and Irish there are always giving us Yanks a hard time about not having a sense of humor. So I started this thread, and knew no one would take it personally , because all those people from the United Kingdom are so great at giving and receiving in the humor department. So please no fighting in here, its all one big joke!!!!!!!

Don't worry, It's all good. You know where I work,Tripcore! Anyway, when you don't really sleep for a few days, you get super sensitive, I am sorry.

Hopefully I'll be back to my self if and when the cease fire goes into effect....But just when that will be, who knows.......

Anyway where do you yanky doodles think you got your language from? Learn from the masters and speak correct English

Uh huh

Correct English like "Blimey, have the minerals to tell some porkies, yew sheep-shagging wangker" ?

Well, can't be any worse than "Ebonics".

Language is just a means of communication.

Frankly speaking, I don't care if you write

Humor or Humour

Neighbor or neighbour

Honor or off her

as long as we understand each other.

According to the U.S. Bureau of the Census, the resident population of the United States, projected to 07/31/06 at 03:59 GMT (EST+5) is 299,353,925

- more, I might add, than United Kingdom, Austraila, New Zealand, Canada AND Thailand combined...

Within 50 years, I'm pretty sure that there will be hoards and hoards of even more of us Americans in those countries alone, just to name a few.

Scary, innit?

That's scary for sure....particularly because most Yanks have huge, cow shaped <deleted> from eating all the fatty rubbish that they seem to willingly gorge themselves on.

How many more cows can you fit onto a piece of land before that piece of land starts sinking into the sea from the increasing weight excesses.

You Yanks need to start visiting Jenny Craig before the USA starts sliding into the watery depths.

It's bad enough trying to tolerate Yanks with their bloated ego's. We don't need more of their bloated <deleted> to match.

(For all you Americans with nil sense of humour - spelt with a 'u' - I'm just having a dig.)

Please us Spetics can hardly be worried with watching our wait, we can bearly spell.

As for humor, according to me version of MS Word I is spelling it correctly. Maybe different if you’d growed up in a penal colony and have fond memories of your oppressors.

Please us Spetics can hardly be worried with watching our wait, we can bearly spell.

As for humor, according to me version of MS Word I is spelling it correctly. Maybe different if you’d growed up in a penal colony and have fond memories of your oppressors.

Just checked my spellchecker.

I can choose from 18 different options for English, from "English, Australia" to "English, Zimbabwe".

Arabic has 16 options, but Chinese only has 5 ! French has 15 options, but Spanish has 20 !!

No listing for "American", yet, surprisingly. Perhaps someone should put a bug in the ear of little Billy G ?

Select Language from the following Options:

American, Alaskan boony

American, Arkansas hill-billy

American, Alabama drawl

American, Brooklyn remix

American, Boston twang

American, Ebonics (jus axe us !)

American, Gangsta gonna cap yo @ss

American, New Hamshire snooty

American, Texan y'all

Probably have a couple hundred options by the time they were through (for that version).

Ah, now I see what has the Europeans panties in such a bunch over Microsoft. MS has the audacity to have more than 10 French language options. Every proper frog knows there is only one French language - that which is spoken by the Germans.

Ah, now I see what has the Europeans panties in such a bunch over Microsoft. MS has the audacity to have more than 10 French language options. Every proper frog knows there is only one French language - that which is spoken by the Germans.

Come again? The Brits took the liberty enriching their language with French vocabulary. When those who were not able to read and write so well tried to give it a chance across the big water and got a ticket for the Mayflower, they introduced what is now called "American English" in MS Spellcheckers to the rest of the world...