If you want to talk to republicans you have to have the drugs.

I thought you needed OIL to talk to Republicans, and drugs (or "I Love Hillary" buttons) to talk to Democrats ?

So the Birts can talk to the Republicans, and the Dutch (home of Amsterdam. You know, Amsterdam, Red Light District and Drugs !) can talk to the Democrats.

Weird politics you guys have.

Oil helps but I believe he was referring to prescription drugs since, we all know now, those of the republican right that shout the loudest seem to be the highest

All you need is cash money to talk to any of them. The more you have the more you can talk. The problem is NONE of them are listening.

If you want to talk to republicans you have to have the drugs.

I thought you needed OIL to talk to Republicans, and drugs (or "I Love Hillary" buttons) to talk to Democrats ?

So the Birts can talk to the Republicans, and the Dutch (home of Amsterdam. You know, Amsterdam, Red Light District and Drugs !) can talk to the Democrats.

Weird politics you guys have.

Oil helps but I believe he was referring to prescription drugs since, we all know now, those of the republican right that shout the loudest seem to be the highest

Drugs bring a whole new meaning to the name Rush.

Apparently, with enougg money, you can buy lots of drugs.

And then you can trip out and forget about oil and republicans.

Apparently, with enougg money, you can buy lots of drugs.

And then you can trip out and forget about oil and republicans.

Is Oil a thai gril ?

totster

Apparently, with enougg money, you can buy lots of drugs.

And then you can trip out and forget about oil and republicans.

Is Oil a thai gril ?

totster

Why yes she is . Would you like me to send you her photoset ?

Apparently, with enougg money, you can buy lots of drugs.

And then you can trip out and forget about oil and republicans.

Is Oil a thai grill ?

totster

Yeah, it´s just past the Pizzeria On Soi Vangk onix.

They got good ribs.

alright. Brits, Scotts and other vikings - cheer up !

more fuel to the fun (FLAMES, FLAMES!) of this thread

apperently, Yanks have

Fast-Food Ice Dirtier Than Toilet Water !!!



A seventh-grader tested ice and toilet water

at South Florida fast-food restaurants.

Seventy percent of the time,

the toilet water was cleaner. (PhotoDisc)

whuahahahahahaha!

Jasmine Roberts never expected her award-winning middle school science project to get so much attention. But the project produced some disturbing results: 70 percent of the time, ice from fast food restaurants was dirtier than toilet water.

The 12-year-old collected ice samples from five restaurants in South Florida — from both self-serve machines inside the restaurant and from drive-thru windows. She then collected toilet water samples from the same restaurants and tested all of them for bacteria at the University of South Florida.

In several cases, the ice tested positive for E. coli bacteria, which comes from human waste {} and has been linked to several illness outbreaks across the country.

Other references (or just do your Google for Jasmine Roberts):

CNN Floods the Zone - With Toilet Bowl Water

.... Later that night, a crack team of investigative reporters on Anderson Cooper 360 took the story one step further.

"What Jasmine Roberts did was a scientific comparison of the ice used in drinks at a number of local fast food outlets with water from the toilets in those same establishments," reported Heidi Collins. "By and large, the water from the toilets was actually cleaner."

"So that got us thinking," Collins added. "What would we find if we bought ice just like you would on any given day at any given restaurant across the country? ... We took our ice samples in Chicago, Dallas, Atlanta, New York, and Los Angeles at a combination of fast food chains and local establishments in each town, a total of 23 samples."

What did CNN find?

More dirty ice!

"Clearly," CNN concluded, "there is contaminated ice out there."

Ice is grosser than water

(BTW - what a nice website name : POOPreport ! )

Student finds toilet water cleaner than ice at fast food restaurants

Student finds Toilet Bowl Water Cleaner than Ice at Fast Food Restaurants - so, my guess is, now Yanks use Toilet water for their ice !

here is another cool phrase:

Bacteria In Ice

No big deal. That's what immune systems are for.

With the exception of 5 people I have met in Thialand the other 50 claim to be Canadians

Why do they do that?

With the exception of 5 people I have met in Thialand the other 50 claim to be Canadians

Why do they do that?

Because they're working for the CIA.

Never thought of that .. what a devious buch they are...could also be the IRS..they chase their kin all over the world...glad I am not a Yank

THE SAFEST HAVEN IS OFFSHORE

With the exception of 5 people I have met in Thialand the other 50 claim to be Canadians

Why do they do that?

Because they are spineless ninnies.

With the exception of 5 people I have met in Thialand the other 50 claim to be Canadians

Why do they do that?

Were the five people thai?

Kerry works for the CIA but has done a good job so far of passing himself as as a Canuck.

Kerry works for the CIA but has done a good job so far of passing himself as as a Canuck.

Well he certainly sounds like an American

Kerry works for the CIA but has done a good job so far of passing himself as as a Canuck.

Well he certainly sounds like an American

Y'all best be mindin' yer own business pardner. I gots me a Predator drone sitting here with yer name on it !

Everybody wants to be Canadian eh ! Most of them can't handle the cold though, and end up moving to the States.

In the mid 80's, many Americans travelling in Europe would slap Canadian flags on their jackets, backpacks and other luggage. They found it was safer for them, and they got better service than those who displayed the US flag.

Even the Israeli Mossad was caught using fake Canadian passports to sneak their agents into Arab countries.

Makes sense though.

We are Nicer than the Swiss.

We are Better Looking than the Brits (and speak the language better).

We Smell Better than the French !

We don't get Blown Up as often as the Americans.

We aren't as Abrasive as the Aussies.

We are Naughtier than the New Zealanders.

There are many more reasons of course, but I think you get the point !

Now I have to get back to my Canada Is Awesome studies !

Brits and vikings have expensive life !

Oslo, London world's most expensive cities: report

oops - NY is just second after London in "housing costs" !

better to be an Indian (or may be even Paki? ) than Brit or Yank , at least life there is cheaper (Mumbai & Dehli reported among cheapest) ! everything else too - food, gals, etc. yeah, they wear lungis or gamcchas there - but that's coz it is hot in there, and then it is not much different from those scirts Scotts do wear and they have a lot more culture (its diversity as well), history, food variety etc ! or, and climate much better !

The only thing worse than an American passing themselves off as a Canuck, is an American passing themselves off as a French-Canuck.

With the exception of 5 people I have met in Thialand the other 50 claim to be Canadians

Why do they do that?

becase it might happen to them as to this guy :

U.S. tourist beaten by Naples residents

Wed Aug 9, 9:52 PM ET

ROME - An American tourist was beaten by an angry mob in the streets of Naples after he chased down two men who had just stolen his camera, police said Wednesday.

The tourist, identified by Italian police as 25-year-old Matthew Thomas Godfrey of Utah, was taking pictures of a church in central Naples Monday night, when two men snatched his camera and fled on a scooter.

The American chased the thieves into a narrow alley when a group of local residents attacked him with punches and kicks, allowing the muggers to escape, Naples police said in a statement.

Police arrived on the scene and took Godfrey to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Thanks to his description of the muggers, the suspects were later caught and police were working to identify the residents who took part in the assault.

The American could not be reached for comment. His Naples hotel said he had already left. His hometown wasn't immediately available.

Naples Mayor Rosa Russo Jervolino called the assault "inexcusable."

I bet he was saying "pizza munchers" a bit too loudly ? oops, I mean - "spagetti munchers"

and mind you - that's only in Italy - what would happen elsewhere, in Pakistan, Afgan, Iran and bunch of other american-admiring countries ?

Canadians are just .... nice! But, I never try to pass myself off as one. I pretty much try to go through this life as myself.

Why, that sounds absolutely boring, Kat.

Actually no not at all. I'm in trouble all the time

Sounds like we're birds of a feather. I'm a P-cock. What about you?

Wow, never thought about it. Maybe a sparrow. I know what kind of cat I am though

With the exception of 5 people I have met in Thialand the other 50 claim to be Canadians

Why do they do that?

becase it might happen to them as to this guy :

U.S. tourist beaten by Naples residents

Wed Aug 9, 9:52 PM ET

ROME - An American tourist was beaten by an angry mob in the streets of Naples after he chased down two men who had just stolen his camera, police said Wednesday.

The tourist, identified by Italian police as 25-year-old Matthew Thomas Godfrey of Utah, was taking pictures of a church in central Naples Monday night, when two men snatched his camera and fled on a scooter.

The American chased the thieves into a narrow alley when a group of local residents attacked him with punches and kicks, allowing the muggers to escape, Naples police said in a statement.

Police arrived on the scene and took Godfrey to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Thanks to his description of the muggers, the suspects were later caught and police were working to identify the residents who took part in the assault.

The American could not be reached for comment. His Naples hotel said he had already left. His hometown wasn't immediately available.

Naples Mayor Rosa Russo Jervolino called the assault "inexcusable."

I bet he was saying "pizza munchers" a bit too loudly ? oops, I mean - "spagetti munchers"

and mind you - that's only in Italy - what would happen elsewhere, in Pakistan, Afgan, Iran and bunch of other american-admiring countries ?

With a name like Godfrey, I might well beat him up myself.

Apparently when we shipped the pilgrims off, we only shipped off the people with names his majesty at the time wanted off the british register..Names like Godfrey.

NBack on topic, sort of...

A Candian friend of mine, recently had to go to the capital to take care of some paper work.

He got mugged at night, sadly quite predictably.

When he awoke the next day, in a hospital, he couldn´t remember who he was, what he was doing in guatemala, or anything.

His first words, to the doc, were "I´m Canadian, I think... I Hope!"

True story.

Kerry works for the CIA but has done a good job so far of passing himself as as a Canuck.

Well he certainly sounds like an American

Kerry is such a naturally decent straight up dude, right off the bat I assumed he was American .

Kerry works for the CIA but has done a good job so far of passing himself as as a Canuck.

Well he certainly sounds like an American

Kerry is such a naturally decent straight up dude, right off the bat I assumed he was American .

I knew he wasn't an American... ...he talked funny.

With the exception of 5 people I have met in Thialand the other 50 claim to be Canadians

Why do they do that?

Were the five people thai?

They probally all were Thai

What do urine samples and American beer have in common?

The taste.

totster

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American."

"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I’m a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I’m a Canadian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That’s no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I’d be an American."

totster