Behold the splendour!
She was like a Goddess.
The breath from her lips was like strawberry musk.

An hour -glass figure,

Dusky dark skin

But surprise, the she was a he !

"there was a knock on the door,

and 3 leather clad members of the RTP entered the room,

carrying what looked like a TGAU, he gasped in anticipation....."

They were female undercover officers.....

Dressed in spandex - black.....and whips.....

They went directly for the ____________

50 baht note which was sitting on the bedside table,

As they approached one of them saw the freshly lubed TGAU,

He took the device in his hand and proceeded to......

insert said device

Out of cover of darkness a man carrying a gerbil called out

"Welcome to Rhek Tum, The House of Fun"

the man with the gerbil, proceeded to remove his gimp mask

and in the fading light of the day,

He could see the man carrying the Gerbil was Richard Gere, slowly licking his lips

Whilst unbuttoning his trousers,

He looked left then right to see if anyone was watching

Before he .......

Realised the GERU was missing !

Shriek in spoilt anticipation.

He knew what he had to do........

Trying to re-zip his trousers.....

He realizes there is more than just his own hands there.....

Is that - - - - - chanting he hears??????

No it's Costas

With his come to milk eyes and the immortal words

"Time for a marigold handshake"

Coaxing his prey onto all fours,

He reaches for the tripod wooden stool

Oils his Marigold's and.........

Slips in the oily floor.....

Landing backwards on the upside down milking stool.....

Issuing these immortal words_____ _____ ________ _______!

Zuma

Zuma

Were art thou my Zuma?

Zuma ....nowhere to be found.....

Our hero falling backwards onto the upturned stool at first thought there were 3 very friendly guys in the room.....

Relieved.....he stumbled to his feet and reached for the balcony railing - only to find.........

The balcony railing was loose

And he fell through the opening still clenching the railing

Then he saw below..........................

Gayllips lurking in the bushes

Holding in his hand

The tool of a digital pikey

Is his computer

With that he/she can work everywhere

Freedom is the name of the game

Cocaine

Cocaine

Cocaine

Money

Escape

Reality

While Gayllips was trying to figure out how to stop the you tube Eric Clapton video with his digital pinkie......

Whooomf - a man fell out of the sky.....

Gayllips thought that God had answered his prayers and fell to his knees...only to discover......

'Where did I hear that song?' He muttered,

As he withdrew his hands from the groin and felt his beautiful nose,

'This smells fishy...' He groaned, still clutching on the railing with his other hand.

Absailing down the building

Dave Walt looked around

"Where is my lethal weapon?" He said

as he gained clear sight on Gayllips.

Without making a sound, he reached for his manly hardware, and felt a trickle of sweat rolled down his forehead.

"damn that salty taste", he muttered; reminded about...

His class field trip to the Aquarium as a young boy......

He'd never seen so many bright and beautiful things.....

Until he moved to Pattaya ...... and once again saw.......

The entrance to boys town

The scene of many a Walts finest hours

Of hardened combat

Gayllips quickly scanned the area.

Combat was not the only hardened thing in this scene.

There stood ‘J’ in his typical pikey pose.

It was time

for the beans

to be spilled

with a laptop in one hand

his membership badge from the ALBC

prominently displayed on his hairless chest.

‘J’ spilled the beans.

Our heroine, Gayllips looked on bemused.

Just then a slimy Gecko, with a PC problem, entered the room.