Gaylips, nimble as ever,

Moved like lightening and speared the slimy Gecko with her 6" stilletto heel.

A blood gurgling scream and the Gecko was history.

further screams were heard

in the distance a greek looking man appeared in pom poms

what was his game?

Leaving only this tale behind....

Gayllips is down to one favorite throat stilleto.....

While pondering the new fashion accessory Gecko Gayllips feels an urgent need to........

Pop into 7-11 to purchase a white unicorn.

Gayllips would certainly look magical, mounted on a unicorn,

whilst wearing gecko skin stilettos. "Sawadeeka ..

"J' glanced at Gaylips.

Do you remember making our first gay porno he asked?

Gayllips wasn't listening, she just wanted toi jump on the nearest bar and sing .....

"I loved the way you kissed my neck,

your strawberry musk breath washing over me"

J fondly reminisced. Reaching for the ipod,

He Googled tonite's programme for the Telephone bar.

on the website it said 'tonite is cowboy nite'.

"Great" said Gayllips, "we still have some props from the video that we made" (Broken Back Mounting).

She slowly produced her Immigration Police ID

Then gently whispered

Let's see your Digital Pikey Visa boys

"that's not fair" stomped timmy boy

"well I'm a real student" said J.

The immigration Officer wasn't impressed "boys, you'll need to come to the station"

how do you make your money to live in Thailand asked the immigration officer ?

Playing poker and making gay tourism promotional video's answered J

Little Timmy threw a hissy fit and no one could understand what he was saying

A tear dripped down timmy's face

he new he was no longer going to win

"You go now to cell with Bubba" said the officer

But Officer I have a digital right

To travel the World

Making money from online gambling and gay porn

Bubba saw his prey - and smiled......

The officer smiled a knowing smile as Timmy was locked away.....

And turned off the lights.....

"Oh Bubba" wept Timmyboy

"That nasty mr soutpeel told me it end this way, but I dnt believe him"

Bubba laughed has he bent Tmmyboy over the bunk once again

But this time timmyboy had a little surprise for MrSoutpeel

This time was different

Mr Soutpeel was about to become....

Correct

There was no escape

As Bubba turned up his radio listen into The fab 4

there was a scraping of the cell door lock being opened

and in the dim light of the flickering light bulb in the corridor

Gaylips appears like an angelic vision in all her glory

There was no way Tim could win

His only chance was the Walt SAS troop

But as he opened his mouth to scream....

Suddenly Lucky Luke appeared

This to set the Daltons right

Even Rataplan showed no mercy while......

he and all the other characters were expunged like vomit and fled quickly under the cover of darkness.

When timmy's supernatural scream had fizzled out, Gayllips quipped "get your broken ass out of here whilst you can still walk, kiddo".

"Oh Gayllips, do take me away on your unicorn" Timmy pleaded. "Sorry Timmy but I only ride bareback with J", said Gayllips before she slipped into the night.

dressed in her sequined purple Guy Laroche cocktail dress,

Gayllips took a sip of her apple Martini, adjusted her tiara.

She then jumped on her rainbow unicorn, while singing the weathergirl’s cover version of ‘It’s Raining Men'.

J woke up as the sunlight flickered on his eyelids, the sounds of "80sHits.com" played on his bedroom radio and the morning sounds of the rush hour traffic filtered into the apartment.

Had it all been a dream? How could an imaginary "woman" be so strong, so very alluring? As he turned over to avoid the piercing light, he noticed coarse white hairs on the pillow,

that's weird, he thought, but his mind was hazy and things didn't seem to ...Suddenly there was a loud knock at the door.

It was Bubba.....

Looking for a cuddle.....

J opened the door.....

"So where have you been hiding darling" said Bubba with those come hither eyes

a bead of sweat formed on J's brow, which ran down his nose and on to the floor

"Doing my digital pikery Bubba" said J, his every darting around the room in fear, looking for a method of escape

Bubba reacher around and Grabbed J

"Is that a pike, or you just pleased to see me?" Growled Bubba

J knew, he was going to have to pretend again...

"J don't be afraid" said Bubba

"We're going to play Doctors and Nurses"

"J you can be the nurse and I'll be the Proctologist" Bubba smiled

"Do I need to take my shoes off?" Exclaimed J, trying to buy more time.

"No need to do that, I have cookies " said Bubba

"Come to the darkside" he laughed

"Ha Ha Ha.... Hah Harh Hhaarccccc, Hak Hak"

...He started to lose his breath and there was a glint of fear and terror in his eyes.

Beep Beep Bip Bip, J's Phone rang, he reached into his night robe's pocket , it was

Beginning to look like he should have listened to his mama - and not Gayllips persuasive tongue lashings.......

And earned an honest living......

Instead of displaying his short comings digitally - now he understood his position was ___________

On all fours

With a line of leather clad men behind him

And a selection of