Tiger Balm around the burning ring for double the pleasure

Apart from that take loperamide if it is diarrhea, it is better better than spurting hot lava from your volcano.

Ah yes some tiger Balm around the ring.

Would it help also to massage his prostate gland?

I only want the best for our David

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Are you suggesting this service, or offering?

Give Costas half the chance mate and he would be elbow deep in it.

OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub

MOVED

OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub

MOVED

I would love to know what roland thinks. He loves a good run

OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub

MOVED

I would love to know what roland thinks. He loves a good run

I don't mind giving the ferret a run.

Apparently CharlieH hasn't given it a run for a while....poor b@stard...... I guess that's what happens when you have a head like his.

Think there might be Gerbils involved.

David ... rub some TigerBalm on your eye lids ...uou will forget about the problem lower fown .....K

DAVID!!! Somehow you brought out every smart ... axe on this forum. Were you born with this talent?

Can I lend you an ass ?

Not mine of course ... it's still smarting.

Neversure doesn't need another one, he has enuf trouble keeping the collar around his current one.

Try charcoal tabs.

That's another no vote for me. Activated charcoal is what you give people who have ingested certain poisons, to make them vomit.

Prevention is best done by year-round consumption, I think. But you might try two tablespoons of honey before the meal. It's sugar, but it coats the stomach and intestinal walls longer than yoghurt, giving the chilis more time to get absorbed. It sounds counter-intuitive, but no more so than yoghurt.

Wish I could think of something funny to say to go along with the crowd. I didn't realize that farming made for thick skin so quickly

Think there might be Gerbils involved.

I'd say CharlieH has seen his fair share of Gerbils.....but no doubt he won't be up for talking about it on the open forum.

Now if we wee talking about Costas or RolandRat, they'd be very much up for the chat.

Promoted to the Pub ...

We all knew it was coming.

C'est la vie

Onward and upwards Gents ...

Promoted to the Pub ...

We all knew it was coming.

C'est la vie

Onward and upwards Gents ...

It would seem that Charlie wanted to help you with ur sphincter by putting his boot into it.

Being British, he's probably wearing doc martins.

How zit feel?

Try charcoal tabs.

That's another no vote for me. Activated charcoal is what you give people who have ingested certain poisons, to make them vomit.

Prevention is best done by year-round consumption, I think. But you might try two tablespoons of honey before the meal. It's sugar, but it coats the stomach and intestinal walls longer than yoghurt, giving the chilis more time to get absorbed. It sounds counter-intuitive, but no more so than yoghurt.

Wish I could think of something funny to say to go along with the crowd. I didn't realize that farming made for thick skin so quickly

Your post is appreciated.

It is a genuine complaint/issue I have ... and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Tips ... and the smart ass comments ... all are welcome.

But tips are especially good.

OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub

MOVED

A Fiery run(s) by the sounds of it.

OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub

MOVED

A Fiery run(s) by the sounds of it.

I've just clocked it ...

Maybe I'm getting slow these days!

David.

I hope there is not too much burning chilli gas escaping with the spurts from the burning ring, that could be very painful on the eyes.And under the bedclothes it could be positively lethal

I am surprised a Toad, a Rat or a Costas has not mentioned 'Global Warming' yet. Seems it is down to me to say it

Now it is dark, does your burning ring glow in the dark?

If it does, keep away from Gaylips

Now it is dark, does your burning ring glow in the dark?

If it does, keep away from Gaylips

I suspect gayllips had a bit to do with the original wound.

David gets lonely when mfg is back on the ranch and he's left all alone.

Now it is dark, does your burning ring glow in the dark?

If it does, keep away from Gaylips

I suspect gayllips had a bit to do with the original wound.

David gets lonely when mfg is back on the ranch and he's left all alone.

It is always wise to ask people if they have been handling chilies beforehand

^^ Now, Now you two.

Let's not get a head of ourselves.

Starting spurious and unsubstantiated rumours.

Keep it up and more baby photos will be inflicted on you both!

In all seriousness tho, David can really take it. I'm talking about taking our sheet without getting all shitty.

Funny thread, talking about ones burning bum, on a public forum. 55555

^^ Now, Now you two.

Let's not get a head of ourselves.

Starting spurious and unsubstantiated rumours.

Keep it up and more baby photos will be inflicted on you both!

I'm all out of likes.

Don't introduce innocence or those handsome little fellas into a,bum burning thread. DOESNT SEEM RIGHT.

Now it is dark, does your burning ring glow in the dark?

If it does, keep away from Gaylips

I suspect gayllips had a bit to do with the original wound.

David gets lonely when mfg is back on the ranch and he's left all alone.

It is always wise to ask people if they have been handling chilies beforehand

David should invest in an AFM.

No worries about chilli's after that.

David, I have a CURE for you.

Honest.

Really.

Suppositories.

You can even make them yourself.

Ice Cubes

55555

Good idea.

I'm not sure if they make ice cubes big enuf for Mr Hugh JAss....aka David.

^^ Now, Now you two.

Let's not get a head of ourselves.

Starting spurious and unsubstantiated rumours.

Keep it up and more baby photos will be inflicted on you both!

I'm all out of likes.

Don't introduce innocence or those handsome little fellas into a,bum burning thread. DOESNT SEEM RIGHT.

To late!

.

^ 555555

David. The boys wouldn't complain about a bit of chilli.

I think they'd be saying,

"Time to tuffin the fekk up daddy. Why can't you be a man like uncle neverdie".

And it burns, burns, burns.... great song, by Mr. Cash, yet the Wall of Voodoo version is even better.

A greater pain will always let you forget the lesser pain.

A well endowed Katoey for the evening?

David, I have a CURE for you.

Honest.

Really.

Suppositories.

You can even make them yourself.

Ice Cubes

A greater pain will always let you forget the lesser pain.A well endowed Katoey for the evening?

Thanks for sharing your cure with us. I suspect David might pass....but I have been wrong once or twice before.