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Any newbies need advice on thailand ask me plz

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Considering the amount of shit you regurgitate on here ,it sounds like you've eaten a lot of pizza .whistling.gif

You are about as funny as lung Cancer.

You're about as funny as each other.

Clearly you haven't had your seatlectomy yet.

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ND Are neversure and nevermind relatives of yours? Just curious.

ND Are neversure and nevermind relatives of yours? Just curious.

DEFINATELY not !

I am the original 'never'. ;)

Ok nevermind. I'm neversure.

I'm not a newbie but I've just taken a runny dump in an upcountry petrol station bog with no tissue or water. I'm not wearing socks and have gone commando today. What should I do?

Order a pizza, and use the napkins.

Given the nature of take away pizza, I'd rather use the pizza and eat the napkins...most take away pizza tastes like it's be used as bog roll already....now the picture gets clearer....

Considering the amount of shit you regurgitate on here ,it sounds like you've eaten a lot of pizza .whistling.gif

With your anal experience, shit would be your chosen subject on Mastermind

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Mr Rangsit, sir, you are a godsend. A man of adventure, daring and pure economic sense. For instance your well thought out decision to sleep on the streets- no rent or pesky water or electric bills to pay. Self sufficiency at its finest.

Your encounter with wild Thai men waving pistols in the air- the Wild West lives!

How exciting to live life by the gun,no doubt you are as handsome as Clint Eastwood. I expect you wear a cowboy hat just like him and stride into one of the bars in Soi Cowboy and with just the slightest of nods have a fiery glass of lao khao slid down the counter to your waiting hand.

And you've lived with the police! Were you perhaps staying at one of their stations? again with no rent to pay- excellent economic sense

I would love to go on but alas work calls. Please expand on your ripping yarns- Korean mafia- did they force you to eat dogs or was someone fed to the dogs North Korean style?.

OP im looking for all the things you mentioned. An orgy of wild dogs sounds bizzare but im willing to go for it - can you hook me up?

You shoul make your own stand in bangla selling your own t-shirt with your OP copyed on the t-shirt.

I would buy that.

I reckon Mr Rangsit's putting in an early bid for poster of the year. I'll select him if he's still alive. Vote for a loony, you know it makes sense.

I reckon Mr Rangsit's putting in an early bid for poster of the year. I'll select him if he's still alive. Vote for a loony, you know it makes sense.

Two years in a row?

Were can i buy a hamsterwheel to my pet gerbil? I live in sothern Isaan.

Plaese OP, tell me, give me advice. I'm sure you know it all!!

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No it wouldn't.

It should be. Clearly you excel in the region.

Where can i buy lycra?

No it wouldn't.

It should be. Clearly you excel in the region.

and he calls ME a weirdo?

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Plaese OP, tell me, give me advice. I'm sure you know it all!!

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you can always jump.

What time is my ferry going to leave?

What time is my ferry going to leave?

It will leave when it is ready to (that's just a guess) whistling.gif

What time is my ferry going to leave?

Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side. ;)

What time is my ferry going to leave?

Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side. wink.png

Toad has an OAP season ticket so he doesn't have to pay.

What time is my ferry going to leave?

Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side. wink.png

Toad has an OAP season ticket so he doesn't have to pay.

That's Sir Toad for folk from your village.

What time is my ferry going to leave?

Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side. wink.png

Toad has an OAP season ticket so he doesn't have to pay.

That's Sir Toad for folk from your village.

My most sincere apologies for not following correct protocol. I am sure Sir Toad would acknowledge me with a wave as he passes by.

What time is my ferry going to leave?

Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side. wink.png

Toad has an OAP season ticket so he doesn't have to pay.

That's Sir Toad for folk from your village.

My most sincere apologies for not following correct protocol. I am sure Sir Toad would acknowledge me with a wave as he passes by.

I believe his security personnel would assist you right off the side of the ferry, so Sir Toad wouldn't have to look at you.

You may be lucky to catch a glimpse of his entourage as they sail off towards his private island.

What time is my ferry going to leave?

Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side. wink.png

Toad has an OAP season ticket so he doesn't have to pay.

That's Sir Toad for folk from your village.

My most sincere apologies for not following correct protocol. I am sure Sir Toad would acknowledge me with a wave as he passes by.

I believe his security personnel would assist you right off the side of the ferry, so Sir Toad wouldn't have to look at you.

You may be lucky to catch a glimpse of his entourage as they sail off towards his private island.

Aaah but I have established a private connection with Sir Toad. His security would see my Badger badge which tells them I am allowed to be near his holiness.

What time is my ferry going to leave?

Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side. wink.png

Toad has an OAP season ticket so he doesn't have to pay.

That's Sir Toad for folk from your village.

My most sincere apologies for not following correct protocol. I am sure Sir Toad would acknowledge me with a wave as he passes by.

I believe his security personnel would assist you right off the side of the ferry, so Sir Toad wouldn't have to look at you.

You may be lucky to catch a glimpse of his entourage as they sail off towards his private island.

Aaah but I have established a private connection with Sir Toad. His security would see my Badger badge which tells them I am allowed to be near his holiness.

The badges are only to be worn once inside a meeting or gathering. You will have to pass the secret handshake before being allowed inside to display your badge.

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