Look dude when they said behead they meant the other head you dumb plick

Now boom-boom him pay only half price.

I wonder if he sliced off the part that had his brain in it.

Wrong head

He needs to understand that this girl does not want to be controlled by his dicktatorship.

Well at least (with any luck) that'll be another one that won't be able to breed.

what kind of a fool would do that to himself?

women, they always want half when it's over...

out comes the ginsu

Dragonfly94, I hope you are only speaking for yourself?

The man identified with only his first name, Hama.

Could that be HAM by any chance?

now only half a ham

attempted ... too small ?

now he can become a she

Should of used the pickle slicer....works every time.

Last time I worked at the pickle factory, I kept bragging about putting my schtup in the pickle slicer, but she was worth it.

This was the same guy who claimed his tongue hurt every time he took a leak?

He could of been trying to make a vagina.

What was that about Darwin awards?

Feeling hurt and resentful after argument? Go and get bladdered and get your end away. I don't quite see the logic in taking it out on the ol man.

he got it right!! was feeling hurt and despair thus attempted the lobotomy

A bit of a dick.

Hamless

ouchy....

I just had a cold shiver reading that .

He could not afford short time or long time so he went with chop time!

That'll teach her...

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siampolee, on 19 Feb 2015 - 12:10, said:

Perhaps he was a part time rabbi in need of some practice.

Hama as a man's given name is Arabic.

Do you fellows from the colonies actual understand when someone is taking the p**s.

Shame you do not have a sense of humour.

Oh hang on you do have a sense of humour you're from America I believe.

What a right pri*k.......

He has a very interesting story for his kids and grand kids and generations to follow. Maybe not so interesting?

cocked it up but a good try, don't blame him as sex is over rated anyway and women certainly are

Kiwi ?

drag-onfly....'it's raining men, hallelujah!' Like the Thais say 'it's up you' drag..

More like a bizarre shaving accident me thinks!

I D I O T or drugs?

That takes some balls.

If it makes problems- get rid of it!

Kinda reminds me of the time many years ago when I was drunk one night and the Mrs. decided to leave me,,,,she packed all her bags and it wasn't until she took the only tube of toothpaste we had that I got really angry with her, so to get my own back I decided to shred all the cloths left in the wardrobe. When I woke up the next morning with an unmerciful hangover and started to remember the happenings of the night before....I immediately seen that she had left for sure....then I gingerly looked in the wardrobe only to see all my clothes in shreds lying in the bottom of it....I had shredded the wrong cloths. "The joys of drinking".