I'll add mine later....Curious to see how the answers align......or don't.....Maybe one word won't do justice....but narrow it down as best you can....

Non-existent

ex

Ubiquitous

Thai

10

Lazy

I can't post it, it would get censored and I'd get a suspension.

Excellent

I can't post it, it would get censored and I'd get a suspension.

X rated with salient points would do.....be tactful.....

I can't post it, it would get censored and I'd get a suspension.

X rated with salient points would do.....be tactful.....

you asked for one word, not a paraphrase

I can't post it, it would get censored and I'd get a suspension.

X rated with salient points would do.....be tactful.....

you asked for one word, not a paraphrase

Shut up and do as you're told.

No Hab

Lovely

compulsivebuying

Thebestihavebutsometimesmakesmecrazy.....

ex.

Thebestihavebutsometimesmakesmecrazy.....

Nothing says we HAVE to understand them.....better the mystery evolves.....

Tall and beautiful.

Challenging

Tolerant.

Stunning

(She certainly stunned me last year)

UNPREDICTABLY FUNNY

Hung

Narcissist

Fantastic

Stunning

love

Perfect

Devoted