Ok so a progress report. She has been away most of this week. She has developed a routine of video calling me, staring at me for 15seconds, then voice call, then messages. I also get sent photos of things she thinks I might want when she is out shopping.

So Friday arrives and 9am she comes round. BTW I should mention that she never speaks to me in English, always Thai. We talk for a long time, and ofcourse other things that boys and girls will do when left alone. She appears very genuinely infatuated with me.

I am not someone who frequents gogo bars often, but I have noticed these girls love to take ages in the shower. Not her sometimes she opens the door after 15 minutes and makes me come service her in the shower. She also puts on romantic Thai songs and sings them to me and she takes great pride in my appearance.

I will be going to meet some of her family in BKK soon, so I will give my next update then.

Now to answer some questions: 1: there are 5 years age difference between us. 2: I am poor so she can't be after my money. 3: I think that I am the Thai bf, I am Thai in all but appearance so I guess that works for her.

P.s. I would like to thank the people who think I am making this up, because really you are saying that I have an awesome imagination, thnxs.

Sounds too good to be true but if so enjoy it as long as it last....and get her out of the business...you know for hygienic reasons....

Yup you have an awesome imagination

I missed the question?

Most trolls throw in a question.

C'mon play the game.

Gawd 'elp us.......Are you a bored PM stalker by any chance.........

Genuine or not, what makes you think this is interesting?

(Slaps own face for reading and then posting on thread )

2nd post out of nowhere by someone we've never heard of giving a "progress report"... that's just from the first 5 word sentence. It only gets better from there.

OP nobody cares about your life, and since you are not asking a question, what is your motivation for boring us with your achievements?

Come get your gf. She won't leave. Wasted all my hot water.

If TV would be nouvelle cuisine, than you just served us an omelet...

typical bargirl behavior ... they know all the tricks...and will make you think they only do it for you

You still not taken your medication?????

I'm so happy she's off visiting her other farangs boyfriends brothers rug munchers husbands. How nice for you. She'll be back to get more money.

I'm sure you took the advice to change your locks and your sim card. Go take a nap now.

Genuine or not, what makes you think this is interesting?

(Slaps own face for reading and then posting on thread )

Buttfaced ?

Why not team up with Soi biker and yeah siam,i think they live in Bangkok,you would then have two excellent mentors.

And Rangsri...

And Gordi....

Gotta be a post op.

Have you had a real close look at the job?

We spent a lovely week together, and now I know who she was talking to on the phone, she said it was her father, she only talks to me in English, I must be her rich falang boy friend and you are right she does like to be serviced in the shower. I'm ok with sharing

I'm curious. In what way are you 'Thai in all but appearance'?

i have had thai girls infatuated with me and throwing money at me; mercedes driving, own business owning, basically rich, etc, not bragging just stating facts. not bar girls though as thankfully i dont need to.

however i never felt the need to bang on about it. next.

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I'm curious. In what way are you 'Thai in all but appearance'?

He has been to the full moon party,wear's those fishermans pants,and has a tan and an ankle bracelet,and yeah can say sawadee kap,really would the op not be better off on the stickman website,or possibly refrain from posting period,a humorous post is good,but this is as Gordon Ramsey may say 'BLAND"

Is that you in your avatar?

i have had thai girls infatuated with me and throwing money at me; mercedes driving, own business owning, basically rich, etc, not bragging just stating facts. not bar girls though as thankfully i dont need to.

however i never felt the need to bang on about it. next.

Not bragging, just stating facts and never felt the need to bang on about it, like you just did two of those three things.

To the OP, give us another update after your second week

Is that you in your avatar?

I'm betting on a Kiwi, with the Z in the handle its one of the rare letters they usually know. Also they like tatts.

Now to answer some questions: 1: there are 5 years age difference between us. 2: I am poor so she can't be after my money. 3: I think that I am the Thai bf, I am Thai in all but appearance so I guess that works for her.

Doesn't matter how poor you are - they don't believe you.

Sounds like you have very low self-esteem. This is not the place to improve it.

I doubt that's him in the avatar.

He has seriously bad tattoos and weighs about a buck 20 and has a Justin Bieber mustache.

No girl is going to be interested in a little fella with dodgy tattoos like that.

If it is him, I can see why she feels sorry for him.