March 16, 201511 yr Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic with the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her pant*** and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of pant*** and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no pant***!!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her a** that said... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' "
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