From all of us at the Fire Station

[ravip]

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however

they had gotten over-enthusiastic with the Bacardi

Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought

she would take off her pant*** and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive

pair of pant*** and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she

proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to

go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no pant***!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,

"Mine came back with a card stuck to her a** that

said...

'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.' "