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Two Tales Of Two Senior Citizens

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An interesting tale of two, similiar in many regards yet quite different in other ways, senior citizens.

One keeps plugging away, and the other is...well, not plugging away anymore.

One is quite inspirational, and the other is... well, a sad commentary on the plight of the elderly.

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"Buster" Martin -- Britain's oldest worker -- has enjoyed a day off to celebrate his 100th birthday but explained he would become a "miserable sod" if he ever had to retire for good.

100-year-old Briton keeps on working 'to avoid boredom'

LONDON - Britain's oldest worker has enjoyed a day off to celebrate his 100th birthday but explained he would become a "miserable sod" if he ever had to retire for good.

"Buster" Martin, a mechanic for a south London plumbing firm who has 17 children and 70 grandchildren and great grandchildren, tried giving up work at the age of 97 but couldn't face the boredom.

"Boredom is a big killer of men," he told the Daily Telegraph. "I went back to work because I like to keep active," adding that if he ever retired he would become "the most miserable sod you have come across."

The centenarian, who grew up in an orphanage and first married when he was 14, joined the Grenadier Guards and served in World War II before switching to the Navy.

In more recent years he worked on London market stalls. He now lives in south London, where one of his few concessions to modern technology is a television.

"I have never in my life owned a phone -- they are a bloody nuisance," he said. :D "You can be sitting peacefully indoors and they start ringing. I hate them." :D

Neither is he too keen on foreign holidays. "You are only going to spend a lot of money to go over and do the same things you would do here," he told the daily.

"I am living a holiday here. I wake up every morning and am happy in what I do." :D

- AFP

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*sorry, but no photo available for the second story*

Hong Kong's oldest hooker retiring

A 75-year-old believed to be Hong Kong's oldest prostitute has promised to retire from her profession after being caught selling sex for HK$20 ( 96 Baht :o ) a time.

Wu Wei-geen, whose convictions date back to 1982, was arrested in the city's red light Shamshuipo district in March leaving a room with a 60-year-old male client.

She told police she could not make ends meet on her social welfare payments and charged clients HK$20 ( 96 Baht :D ). :D

- New Zealand Herald

She told police she could not make ends meet .........................

She's not a very talented hooker. :D

Oh dear, did I snip off the sentence at the wrong place?? :o

It's a bit sad though. Fair play to Buster!!!

who pays to shag a 75 year old?

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who pays to shag a 75 year old?

someone who has less than a hundred baht in their pocket... :o

who pays to shag a 75 year old?

Who hires a 100 yr old to fix their car???? :o

who pays to shag a 75 year old?

Who hires a 100 yr old to fix their car???? :o

In every shot they showed him cleaning cars not fixing them!

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