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In the UK I was a musician, driver, had taxi, HGV and PSV licences, and was also a private investigator.

I would not be allowed to do any of those jobs here in Thailand.

What about you? Is there work you are qualified to do and would like to do here

but are not allowed to?

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Back in the old country I was an accountant but I always wanted to be a pimp and manage many girls.

Unfortunately all the positions have been taken in Thailand, so I can't see that I will ever fulfil my dream.

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Back in the old country I was an accountant but I always wanted to be a pimp and manage many girls.

Unfortunately all the positions have been taken in Thailand, so I can't see that I will ever fulfil my dream.

How do you know all the positions have been taken up? Have you been trying? you naughty boy.

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I'm always on the lookout for one of those 'inactive posts' but they all seem to be for Thais only.

I reckon that I am well qualified for such a position, maybe even overqualified..

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If I were allowed, I'd be a PM, I bet I can clean this country up better than any Thai! w00t.gif

I think almost any Westerner could, imagine being able to tell the BiB to get out there and do their job.

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Back in the old country I was an accountant but I always wanted to be a pimp and manage many girls.

Unfortunately all the positions have been taken in Thailand, so I can't see that I will ever fulfil my dream.

let me guess Costas, you looked after the Greek treasury ?.....so the reason Greece is in such a mess is down to you ?

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One suspects the only competency large numbers of farangs have in Thailand is to prop a bar up and slag off the natives, TV has many examples of this skill set amongst its members

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If I were allowed, I'd be a PM, I bet I can clean this country up better than any Thai! w00t.gif

And I bet you can't. tongue.png

You realize the "clean up" has another meaning? ;)

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Rambo's pilot, or a Monk....

either way you have to sit back inertly, and watch the damage unfolding below, that you can no longer have control over

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Back in the old country I was an accountant but I always wanted to be a pimp and manage many girls.

Unfortunately all the positions have been taken in Thailand, so I can't see that I will ever fulfil my dream.

let me guess Costas, you looked after the Greek treasury ?.....so the reason Greece is in such a mess is down to you ?

It could have been worse, they could have had someone like Gordon Brown, to steal from peoples pensions or sold of their gold.

That's if they had any in the first place.

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Back in the old country I was an accountant but I always wanted to be a pimp and manage many girls.

Unfortunately all the positions have been taken in Thailand, so I can't see that I will ever fulfil my dream.

let me guess Costas, you looked after the Greek treasury ?.....so the reason Greece is in such a mess is down to you ?

It could have been worse, they could have had someone like Gordon Brown, to steal from peoples pensions or sold of their gold.

That's if they had any in the first place.

I suspect it was Costas who cleaned out the Greek treasury and did a runner and is hiding out in Thailand on the lam...

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If I were allowed, I'd be a PM, I bet I can clean this country up better than any Thai! w00t.gif

before start clean up Thailand, maybe clean up the west first :)

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I'd be an English teacher....oh wait...

No, seriously, I'd like to be a craft beer brewer or a coffee barista.

Or a politician. In fact, forget about brewing beer and coffee. I'd work in politics in Thailand, formulating policy, speech writing and PR, I reckon the current government could use a bit of assistance with that. I'd be like the Malcolm Tucker of Thai politics.

Well, why not?

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Back home I used to be a ne'er do well.

Over here I have the same job. Not all jobs are restricted to Thais only. We even have a union.

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Back in the old country I was an accountant but I always wanted to be a pimp and manage many girls.

Unfortunately all the positions have been taken in Thailand, so I can't see that I will ever fulfil my dream.

Hey Costas, why don't YOU get a manager...... then you could stop handling yourself. says I, tongue in cheek.

Sorry mate, I just had to.

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I would work in the Oil & Gas industry as a Lead Engineer

a lead engineer in what discipline ? rolleyes.gif there is no such position as an "O&G lead Engineer"

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I would work in the Oil & Gas industry as a Lead Engineer

a lead engineer in what discipline ? rolleyes.gif width=20 alt=rolleyes.gif> there is no such position as an "O&G lead Engineer"

That my friend is were you are wrong. There is Lead Engineer and in my case in ICT

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I would work in the Oil & Gas industry as a Lead Engineer

a lead engineer in what discipline ? rolleyes.gif width=20 alt=rolleyes.gif> there is no such position as an "O&G lead Engineer"

That my friend is were you are wrong. There is Lead Engineer and in my case in ICT

No I am not thumbsup.gif ...

there is no position titled "O&G lead Engineer"...you have just said yourself "in my case in ICT"

there are positions titled for example

Process lead engineer

Structural lead Engineer

Mechanical lead Engineer

Instrument & Electrical lead Engineer

Drilling lead engineer

Completions and intervention lead Engineers

etc

etc

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