slipperylobster Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I like your plan... Take a spelling dictionary with you, so you can write to us about the tarantulas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 lol u laught at me xd im serious i want to go to the jungle for a few months probably maybe 1 or 2 years at most, im scared of tigers, cats in general (not cats, big cats like jaguars) and venom insects First try out the real dangerous critters on walking street. If you can make it 40 days without some kind of infection, you should be ok with the spiders out in the jungle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srl1 Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 Do it then. Take your clothes off and walk around the forest. 555 yes if im alone ill do it, nudism is great, specially if you love your body, Try not to trip over your shoe laces mate......................... Oh, sorry, that's right you don't wear them. Still, i would fork out for a good, quality pair of training shoes before disappearing under the canopy. Good for out running the bears & tigers......................... hahaha i move very fast without shoes, i also climb very fast things, but bears and tigers are not safe you are right, and they are fast, even very fast I've spent some time in the jungles of Thailand. Mostly in Phuket, but some in northern Thailand. But, only a few overnights. I would try to do it near a river. Fish traps or fishing may help you eat. But fruits will most likely be your source of food. Not as many snakes out there as most people think. I've been charged by boars, attacked by a gibbon, bitten by Tors (4 times) and one scorpion (Tor was much worse) Good luck. thank you i would kill fush only for survival if there are fruits i prefer fruits your river advice is very valuable i really aprecciate it boars attacked you? they seem safe gibbons attack? lol but they can be deadly with the venom? and caves you seen? you know if there are cages? caves are very important for me if i won't find a cave to meditate i won't do it Having read some of your other Posts I agree completely - you definitely need help. Patrick haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) tom yum scorpion , cobra bbq , and just to let you know ... tigers and bears kill humans I would try to be within 1 klm radius of a 7-11 ..... and don't forget your ATM card. I'm just wondering .... how long have you been out of hospital ? Edited August 15, 2015 by steven100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srl1 Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 I like your plan...Take a spelling dictionary with you, so you can write to us about the tarantulas. thanks why? thai dictionary or english dictionary haha my english is good lol u laught at me xdim serious i want to go to the jungle for a few months probably maybe 1 or 2 years at most, im scared of tigers, cats in general (not cats, big cats like jaguars) and venom insects First try out the real dangerous critters on walking street. If you can make it 40 days without some kind of infection, you should be ok with the spiders out in the jungle. what is a critter? insects? but you know if the spiders in the jungle have deadly venom? thats crucial, if they dont have venom they should be fine, ive been biten by a lot of small and big insects in brazil and was ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srl1 Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 tom yum scorpion , cobra bbq , and just to let you know ... tigers and bears kill humans I would try to be within 1 klm radius of a 7-11 ..... and don't forget your ATM card. those scorpions and cobras are deadly with their venom? specially the cobras seem deadly i know tigers and bears are not cool haha bears its said to some run from humans at least in my country, maybe thailand bears are more mean lol but tigers dont seem to run from humans, they seem to attack, and big cats too i remember in gta V u can be killed by mountain lions, the only animal that attack you in the game the boxer archie moore in his salt mine camp said he encountered mountain lions, and never had any problem with them i read ali ended moore in 4 i felt like sharing that haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Mushrooms, especially magic mushrooms growing in the wild, eat them. Me tinks he has already found a batch of schrooms and has been eating them like popcorn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussieroaming Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 My advise to you is enjoy your solitude and meditation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malt25 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Here's an idea. Go to an Isaan market & stock up on scorpions & other bugs. Go & buy all the CD's you can find of Tarzan movies. Get naked. When it all becomes too much, after a day or 2, you won't be too far from a pharmacy to go & buy your meds. On a more serious note. The loners & adventurers in this world usually tend to have sufficient nous, idea, common sense, about living an alternate lifestyle. Remember, it's more about the journey that the actual destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 https://youtu.be/D944pkIYbns Why do people put so much effort into so little to troll..... Leaving from under a bridge for a cave in the jungle..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vogie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 "i want to meditate in a cave, i'm only interested if i can find a cave, there are a lot of caves in the jungle? how to find them?" Caves are usually found by looking for a lump of rock with a hole in it. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeanpierre Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 d't forget your 90 days report to immigration i think its in a luxery cave near the jungle bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 The guy is a delusional troll look on the Bangkok forum he is asking about places to live just outside BKK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampdonkey Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Living a couple of years in the jungle?What visa do you get for that? The 90 day reporting may be a problem. i would overstay it its obvious, can't manage a visa while im in the jungle, i prefer not to talk to you in important post, you could come to try to hurt me like you did in the other post, i know that 99% wear flip flops is not true but if i wasn't informed it could had deceived me (im not good with the use of have, You do not need to overstay. You can manage your outdoor pursuit visa online Wifi is available in most jungle areas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Living a couple of years in the jungle?What visa do you get for that? The 90 day reporting may be a problem. i would overstay it its obvious, can't manage a visa while im in the jungle, i prefer not to talk to you in important post, you could come to try to hurt me like you did in the other post, i know that 99% wear flip flops is not true but if i wasn't informed it could had deceived me (im not good with the use of have, You do not need to overstay. You can manage your outdoor pursuit visa online Wifi is available in most jungle areas There is even free wifi at the jungle branches of Star bucks so the OP can become a digital nomad and flog stuff on ebay or open a poker grind and do gay porn movies on the side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I think this sounds like a fantastic idea OP... Then we will not have to endure your trollish threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I have lived in the Jungles of South Thailand. for months, you will lose track of time, and if it rains it will drive you crazy, walk heavy so that snakes go away from you, take plenty of mozzie sprays, or burn coconut kernels. Always check out your sleeping area for Spiders, scorpions and the rest of the family of biting blood sucking insects. Hope you have clean drinking water, watch out for ticks leeches, There are very few bears about there are a few tigers, so i am told never seen any, Plenty of big lizards. dont go near them they will whip you with there tail or try and bite you. Keep away from monkeys as they are a pack animal, you upset one you get them all having a go at you, a few wild Elephants about they to can be very aggressive apart from that have a good time, oh and take toilet paper with you, if you're going oh Natural, or check for leeches and ticks before you wipe your arse on leafs., have fun. you lived in the jungles for months seriously? thats great, u must be brave-very brave thank you for the info i aprecciate it seems very useful information but u didnt mention caves, have you seen any? its easy to find them? the cave is very important for me did you go naked? and i love rain why the jungle? pick any isaan village and you would be away from anything civilized. Nearest shop would be at least 40 mins drive, so you can join the locals in eradicating anything living or breathing. i didnt know about the isaan villages, thank you but i prefer the jungle much more, alone lol they do that? i prefer to eat fruits and things like that No never went naked, when you have had a few insect bites on your John Thomas you tend to keep him cover up. i forgot, If you rub urine on your legs it deters leaches, So just feel free to piss up a Thai mans leg, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 ok ...bye , don't forget to write from your cave ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brit_Doggie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Try moving to Philippine's their jungles are much more user friendly than in Thailand to the extent that they are wired for internet and free phone booths all over now you being a man will appreciate honesty amongst us so here my true thoughts you seek either sanctuary whereby you are fed and clothed or wish to reside in derelict buildings meaning you have sweet fack all to support yourself, now it jungle so your stay will naturally be by illegal means so by all means go to philly and use their forum to bore those users instead of us amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arunsakda Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 You should go to the mountains of Yamagata prefecture Japan and sincerely be "Yamabushi". You will be respected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiddlehead Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Durian are plentiful but they are seasonal (in season now) Mangosteens and oranges can be found wild in the jungle as well as bananas and tamarind of course. But not everywhere, you have to either know where they are (the Mangosteens and orange trees anyway) Caves are abundant in Thailand. Was in one just today in Krabi province. Travelled with a monk who's mentor lived in a cave for 9 months and caught water dripping into a cup (takes lots of patience)I'd take a mosquito net though. I'd take a mosquito net though. You can live without food if you are good at the meditation thing. You can google "breathairian" to find out more. Have fun out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksamuiguy Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Good Luck on your Quest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yadongbreakfast Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 if you want to try the islands off sinoukville you will find island jungles. possibly a few military out there but they will let you stay if you bring them some ciggarettes or whisky and by a few of there chickens. ..good luck with your mission . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbler Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Go to Khlong Saeng in Surat Thani province. Lots of jungle to get lost in. Hire a boat driver at the Chiew Larn Dam to take you out there. Arrange some supplies to be sent out to you every week. You can live out on the lake on a bamboo raft, fish and walk in the forest and enjoy nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srikcir Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Thailand does have some awesome caves ... google their locations. But best stay out of the national parks as between traffickers and poachers you are likely to be killed on site by them or the military/police. Unfortunately, even in private jungle areas legal ownership can be dubious and equally dangerous. Have you considered a desert environment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Thailand does have some awesome caves ... google their locations. But best stay out of the national parks as between traffickers and poachers you are likely to be killed on site by them or the military/police. Unfortunately, even in private jungle areas legal ownership can be dubious and equally dangerous. Have you considered a desert environment? I was going to suggest nevernever land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Are they reviving Tarzan again and shooting a sequel here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 If he was serious about this he could have found all required information in a search engine rather than coming here to get attention. OP is a time waster, if his topic is genuine he's also a deluded dreamer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchisaan Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Yes OP, you need help. Stop trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Is your name George? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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