My dog is a rapist

[konying]

I realize the number of trolls this topic will attract, but for the befit of animal lovers with a sense of humor here you go.

I have 11 month old pitbul pup

He is a stunning, huge boy, weighing over 40kg already, as goofy as a Scooby Doo, with no aggression at all.

He is spoiled rotten, being the youngest in the pack of 6, and raised sleeping with me ( i know i am a softy)

He was loved by all my staff and friends from first days, so really a huge, naughty, spoiled bundle of joy.

Anyhow, he has a mom, his nanny, ie my staff who loves him to death and in return he loves her.

When his balls dropped, he has decided to turn his nanny, into his bitch

She is a tiny woman, weighing about the same, he pulls her down and rapes her, humping her all over.

She rarely gets any help as everyone is on the floor laughing their heads off.

Once he finishes,being a real man that he is, he rolls over and goes to sleep.

He does the very same thing with any and all female companions i bring home.

I have had discussions with him in this regard and did try to explain that human ladies are for me, but he would not have any of it.

The scariest part is that he has mastered all the moves and while humping he would try to lick or nibble on breasts.

The worst part is, some female companions commented on his skills and gave him preference over my skills and efforts.

He does not watch any porn, nor has he been exposed to any x rated or even r rated movies.

I realize he needs and wants female(dog) however shows no interest in dogs and prefers human females.

Its becoming hard to compete with him, as he always gets to girls before me and ends up sleeping next to them, hugged, while i get a tiny corner on the bed.

Whenever they return, he always gets some snacks or gifts and i get nothing.

Now i am trying to find a good Go Go bar for dogs, hoping he can see his true love and leave my girls alone.

Video of his rapes available on demand

[aussiandrew]

Hahaaaha

[VBF]

I loved "The worst part is, some female companions commented on his skills and gave him preference over my skills and efforts."

I know a few GoGo bars with dogs working there..........

[JusMe]

This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape."

It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him.

It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate.

[konying]

This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape."

It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him.

It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate.

thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls

<removed>t

[VBF]

This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape."

It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him.

It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate.

thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls

Good to see troll arrival was only delayed by few hours since the original post

Must be awful to go through life with no sense of humour!

[kurtramsbottom]

^Why is Jusme a troll?

[konying]

This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape."

It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him.

It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate.

thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls

t

Must be awful to go through life with no sense of humour!

I also have 11 cats and 1 of them is gay. Has never shown any interest in a female cat, but first one to run up to a new male cat to kiss him.

I wonder what advice jusme can give for that

[VBF]

This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape."

It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him.

It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate.

thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls

Good to see troll arrival was only delayed by few hours since the original post

Must be awful to go through life with no sense of humour!

I also have 11 cats and 1 of them is gay. Has never shown any interest in a female cat, but first one to run up to a new male cat to kiss him.

I wonder what advice jusme can give for that

Is he a Pouffy Cat?

[konying]

Is he a Pouffy Cat?

Funny you mention it, he is a Persian

[wooloomooloo]

I've some very strange bowel movements today.

[meatboy]

he seems to well trained in the art of sex.you should close the bedroom door.

mrs.meat got her legs black and blue by our boy,soon solved the craze

[cyberfarang]

This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape."

It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him.

It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate.

It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him.

I went out with a woman like that once, I ended up bruised and black and blue all over. But I couldn`t get enough of her. She ended up in a circus as the bearded lady act, never saw her again after that.

[konying]

he seems to well trained in the art of sex.you should close the bedroom door.

mrs.meat got her legs black and blue by our boy,soon solved the craze

He gets to them before the bedroom and then they take him into bed

NO idea where he mastered his kama sutra skills

[Brit_Doggie]

Well ok laugh all you like and not try to stop this behaviour and nip it in the bud, next stage is maul something or some kid good luck in court my friend because you who says you are a good owner is just the opposite.

[konying]

Well ok laugh all you like and not try to stop this behaviour and nip it in the bud, next stage is maul something or some kid good luck in court my friend because you who says you are a good owner is just the opposite.

Yes, he might also dig a tunnel and plant a bomb

[JusMe]

This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape."

It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him.

It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate.

thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls

Good to see troll arrival was only delayed by few hours since the original post

Must be awful to go through life with no sense of humour!

I also have 11 cats and 1 of them is gay. Has never shown any interest in a female cat, but first one to run up to a new male cat to kiss him.

I wonder what advice jusme can give for that

Advice? I'd find something more appropriate for you to kiss.

[konying]

Advice? I'd find something more appropriate for you to kiss.

what would that be?

[kurtramsbottom]

Advice? I'd find something more appropriate for you to kiss.

what would that be?

Ye dogs nads? because they are bigger than yours?

[meatboy]

Well ok laugh all you like and not try to stop this behaviour and nip it in the bud, next stage is maul something or some kid good luck in court my friend because you who says you are a good owner is just the opposite.

the wife put a stop to it by having his buds nipped,never to enjoy the delights of shafting again.

but he does love a maul.

[konying]

Advice? I'd find something more appropriate for you to kiss.

what would that be?

Ye dogs nads? because they are bigger than yours?

I am sorry, wrong section of the forum. Gay section is a few sections down, thats where you be happy to discuss the size of my nads.

By the way, have yours dropped yet? or already sagging?

[h90]

Is he a Pouffy Cat?

Funny you mention it, he is a Persian

Perversian?

[h90]

Well either you find some female dog for him, or you agree to a threesome....Or you bring two ladies....first you bring in the ugly one....once he is sleeping you bring in the lovely one?

[NickJ]

Get him someone his own age.......

[meatboy]

Well either you find some female dog for him, or you agree to a threesome....Or you bring two ladies....first you bring in the ugly one....once he is sleeping you bring in the lovely one?

to cut down on the risk of him catching something buy him a DOGGY BLOW UP DOLL

[h90]

Well either you find some female dog for him, or you agree to a threesome....Or you bring two ladies....first you bring in the ugly one....once he is sleeping you bring in the lovely one?

to cut down on the risk of him catching something buy him a DOGGY BLOW UP DOLL

Or help him putting on the condom

Or find him a girlfriend let them have kids and make a "rent a pitbull" business. Should have many customer in Pattaya. No street dogs or Ladymen come near you. Female customer (who are not hookers) can walk in the night without getting problems with drunk Farangs, etc..

[MJCM]

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a
poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Pitbull.

The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"

The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well.
I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick
so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"
The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high
strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I
even bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been
happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought
me here to be put to sleep."

The poodle and schnauzer ask the Pitbull why he is here.

The Pitbull responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday
she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick
up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over
and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't help myself. "
The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"

"Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."

[h90]

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a

poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Pitbull.

The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"

The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well.

I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick

so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"

The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high

strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I

even bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been

happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought

me here to be put to sleep."

The poodle and schnauzer ask the Pitbull why he is here.

The Pitbull responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday

she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick

up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over

and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't help myself. "

The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"

"Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."

I knew that joke, but it is funny every time again

[MJCM]

55555, I changed it as originally a "Great Dane" had his nails trimmed

[konying]

Is he a Pouffy Cat?

Funny you mention it, he is a Persian

Perversian?

Hard to confirm, he thinks he is a hi-so