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Chicken Farmer

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A woman walks into her accountant's office, telling him she needs to

file

her taxes for the financial year. "Fine," the accountant says to his

client, "but before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He

takes

her particulars: name, address, social security number, etc.

Eventually,

he comes on to her current occupation. "What are you working as at the

moment?" he asks. The woman replies, "I'm a whore." "No, no, no!"

barks

the accountant. "That'll never work! It's far too crass! Let's try to

rephrase that." "Okay," says the woman, "err... I'm a prostitute?"

"No,

no. That's still far too crude. Can't you think of something else?"

They

both sit thinking for a minute, then the woman suddenly blurts out,

I'm a

chicken farmer." The accountant is dumbstruck. "What does chicken

farming

have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well," says the

woman,

I

must have raised over 300 cocks last year!"

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