webfact Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 German Killed Blowing up Condom MachineSCHOPPINGEN – A German man was killed on Christmas Day while attempting to break into a condom machine after his bomb exploded prematurely.The unidentified 29-year-old and two pals attempted blowing up the vending machine in Schoppingen, Germany to swipe condoms and cash.But the man was hit in the head by a shard of metal when the bomb exploded before he could reach a safe distance in their car.His friends rushed him to hospital, where he later died from his severe injuries, reported the BBC.Full story: http://www.chiangraitimes.com/german-killed-blowing-up-condom-machine.html-- Chiang Rai Times 2015-12-30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Karma really exists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I wonder if he was really an ethnic German. They are usually more conscientious and meticulous about these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIJoe Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Darwin's theory continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBadGeordie Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 "After his bomb exploded prematurely", classic, my compliments to the reporter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
car720 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I suppose the headline could read..............."Terrorist cover-up bursts early." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 a classic blow job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKr Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) BOOM A Gang-Bang without happy ending. Edited December 30, 2015 by KKr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godden Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Dick head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jope Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seastallion Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 The kind of bloke that blows up machines for cash is not really the type to use condoms, in my mind. Some good puns coming out here, chaps. Like all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jope Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I wonder if he was really an ethnic German. They are usually more conscientious and meticulous about these things. Yes he was. In hospital his mates claimed that he had fallen down the stairs. When questioned by the police they admitted that their fiend's death "had something to do with the exploded condom machine" On a less funny note: he had a 6-year old daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Gives a whole new meaning to ''give me head,i'll use a condom'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years? Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them. Edited December 30, 2015 by The Deerhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 A post containing a foreign language has been removed. English is the only permitted language in this section of the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years? Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them. maybe but my daughter can still walk about in Munich at 2 AM without being raped or stabbed unlike London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanukjim Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Darwin's theory continues. Add him to this years list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebonykap Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Blow and Go?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) I wonder if he was really an ethnic German. They are usually more conscientious and meticulous about these things. "more conscientious and meticulous about these things. " Meticulous about blowing up condom machines?? At any rate they apparently were intent on practicing safe sex at any cost ... assuming any of the condoms survived the explosion sans shards. Or maybe not. Did someone count the condoms to determine none were missing? No cash or condoms were stolen from the vending machine. . Edited December 30, 2015 by Suradit69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogers Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I am not sure if German education is still good or have deteriorated like elsewhere. They seem to have forgotten Newton's Law on equal and opposite reaction. Rubber bounces back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years?Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them. maybe but my daughter can still walk about in Munich at 2 AM without being raped or stabbed unlike London.Nice try but London is a MAJOR capital and still relatively safe; Munich is, well, just little old boring Munich which is loading up with dodgy sorts fast. I wouldn't even walk around there during the day. You'd be better off comparing it with some similarly sized US city for effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerrylSky Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 a new definition of "premature ejaculation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerrylSky Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 a new definition of "premature ejaculation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years? Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them. maybe but my daughter can still walk about in Munich at 2 AM without being raped or stabbed unlike London. What kind of parent are you, letting your daughter walk around town at 2:00 AM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docno Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Just under the wire for the 2015 Darwin Award.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 He should have worn protection, perhaps a cap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCruncher Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Only in Thailand ............................Hey wait, this idiot was in Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years?Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them. maybe but my daughter can still walk about in Munich at 2 AM without being raped or stabbed unlike London.Nice try but London is a MAJOR capital and still relatively safe; Munich is, well, just little old boring Munich which is loading up with dodgy sorts fast. I wouldn't even walk around there during the day.You'd be better off comparing it with some similarly sized US city for effect. The fact that you say Munich is boring shows you know nothing about the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 A failed blow job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I wonder if he was really an ethnic German. They are usually more conscientious and meticulous about these things. Yes he was. In hospital his mates claimed that he had fallen down the stairs. When questioned by the police they admitted that their fiend's death "had something to do with the exploded condom machine" On a less funny note: he had a 6-year old daughter. Well she will have something to laugh about when she is an adult and finds out how her father died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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