Somtamnication Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 My wife just old me that since I was born during a year of the tiger, I have to: Go to a Chinese temple and pray Buy 9 fish and release them And buy two turtles and release them. After I got up from the floor from laughing so much, she said that I had to do it for the family. Now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlog Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 My wife just old me that since I was born during a year of the tiger, I have to: Go to a Chinese temple and pray Buy 9 fish and release them And buy two turtles and release them. After I got up from the floor from laughing so much, she said that I had to do it for the family. Now what? Release your wife and pray at home.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Sometimes it is easier to just go with the flow and try not to make sense of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegee Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Sometimes it is easier to just go with the flow and try not to make sense of it. Yes...but remember, the flow always goes downhill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 i suspect even more Tiger poaching..................offenders should be put in a pen with the Tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Sometimes it is easier to just go with the flow and try not to make sense of it. Yes...but remember, the flow always goes downhill. Thai plumbers know different!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 My moo ban has boatloads of turtles in the lake. I will go capture some of them and send them to you....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringogazzer Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 My wife just old me that since I was born during a year of the tiger, I have to: Go to a Chinese temple and pray Buy 9 fish and release them And buy two turtles and release them. After I got up from the floor from laughing so much, she said that I had to do it for the family. Now what? Release your wife and pray at home.[emoji38]I too was born on the year of the tiger & when I talked my wife through the OP then your response, she released a little pee pee she laughed so hard. Is that on the list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracas Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 The wife expects me to continue paying the bills, so I guess no change for year of the tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Loh Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted December 30, 2015 Author Share Posted December 30, 2015 Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate. I see. Not much into buying animals, but I guess we can pick up a turtle and simply release it 1 second later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Loh Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate. I see. Not much into buying animals, but I guess we can pick up a turtle and simply release it 1 second later. It is really a very simple effort. Buy pla suan from the market. Cost only 20 B each. Release the fishes in the klong with turtle. Peace and harmony restored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfonsV Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) The year of Monkey starts with Chinese new year for the Chinese but on April 13th for the Thai according to their tradition. Not on first January anyway. So you still have time to find the turtles.... Edited December 30, 2015 by AlfonsV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokesaat Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 The next Year of the Tiger is 2022. Lots of time to plan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Loh Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Chinese Lunar New Year is on the 8th Feb. Yes, lots of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringogazzer Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 We saved this one last night from a pair of soi dogs on the road. Waiting for Sun down to release near the waterfall. The original idea was I believe was Mung saw some fish struggling in an evaporating pool, then walked each fish cupped in his hand to a pool or lake of some sort. This is the lucky aspect of it. It's looked upon as stupid or unlucky to buy for someone's profit, opportunist. Anyway that's what the wife confirms to me. I can confirm dtao don't like carrots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnysunshine Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Very Easy: Go to a Chinese temple and pray Buy 9 fish and release them And buy two turtles and release them. Do it for the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soc Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 l'm the Year of the Pig. My Chinese friends tell me that a Pig is "veeery lucky" "always have plenty money!" Well l might not have plenty money but l'm not broke. Visited a temple in China with my adult daughter & the girls selling jade figurines asked my daughter & l what year we were. Shes a Tiger. When they heard l was a Pig, they asked to touch me for "luck". l told them to go ahead "Where would you like to touch(snigger)?" Got a response from my daughter, a disapproving, "Dad!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) would it not be easier to get 'someone' to go jump into a lake? All this fish releasing baloney. The above is what my reply would consist of And as for the monkey - spanking sounds about right Edited December 30, 2015 by WhamBam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 2016 is the year of the Monkey. So just wait and have a few more beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I have to drink more piss and bang more anything I can everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phinick Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I just laughingly read your story to my wife, and she says "that's right) and now wants me to do those things. I'm not laughing anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottocus Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I have to bone the wife more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottocus Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I have to bone the wife more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyg Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) It will be year of " The Monkey" just sayin' if that matters.... http://www.travelchinaguide.com/intro/social_customs/zodiac/monkey.htm Tiger, Monkey whatever huh... Edited December 30, 2015 by joeyg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Forget the turtle and fish...purchase a couple of Rohingya slaves from human traffickers and release them...then you can really roar like a Tiger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpkt8 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 If you believe then do it. If you don't believe then no point doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate. Buy the Monkey a gun......end of problem..................all nuts anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanukjim Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 (edited) You don't have to worry about that for 7 more years. And your will be 36,48.60.72.or 84 like I Also you have to find out what kind of Tiger are you.Earth,Water,etc. Edited January 2, 2016 by sanukjim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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