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- It’s better to be p*ssed off than be p*ssed on.


- A boy who goes to sleep with a hard problem wakes up with the solution in hand.


- A passionate kiss, similarly to a spider’s web, leads to the undoing of the fly.


- Virginity is like a bubble – just one prick and it’s all gone.


- While it takes many nails to build a crib, it takes just one screw to fill it.


- A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano. A wise man gives his wife an upright organ.

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