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Poll: Man Spreading on baht buses -- scourge or plague?


  

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  1. 1. Man Spreading on baht buses -- scourge or plague?

    • Scourge
      22
    • Plague
      9
    • I don't use baht buses ... instead I'm killing the planet with my private vehicle
      23

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Posted

I like to keep up on the global trends in micro and macro LEG aggressions and localize them to our glorious Pattaya baht buses.

So the topic today is MAN SPREADING.

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Scourge or plague?

25 satang for your thoughts?

In case you've been living in a cave on the dark side and don't know what MAN SPREADING is:

http://www.npr.org/2014/11/23/366084646/mta-targets-man-spreading-and-other-subway-faux-pas

Men spreading is this, like, weird thing that men do where they start to spread their legs, and they can sometimes take up two or even three - if they're an exceptionally good man spreader, they can take up three seats.

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Posted

It's a non-event, made up my man hating women.

A way for SJWs to repress men.

Seriously biased vote there JT, where's the 'don't care' voting option.

Posted

Pass the popcorn.

If you are standing near a male spreader taking up two seats, sit on one of his legs, slip your arm around his neck, look deeply into his eyes and say 'Hello hansum'.

That should sort him.

Posted

If you are standing near a male spreader taking up two seats,

What if it's a fat guy taking up two seats?

or worse, a fat sweaty guy taking up two seats and dripping on you?

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Posted

'man spreading' is the latest non issue manufactured by Social Justice Warriors.

But on the bright side - they make themselves look ridiculous, people are catching on, and SJWs and their causes are becoming a joke.

Posted

So many planet killers here. Tsk tsk. cowboy.gif

The appropriate retaliation is to move as close to them as possible while standing. (The spread legs facilitate this.)

You then have the option of presenting them with a facefull of crotch, arse, or for the more demure, thigh.

Do not make eye contact or show the slightest disapproval because, like them, you are completely unaware of their existence or their personal space and totally lacking in empathy.

If they say anything about your "invasion", smile sweetly and explain nicely that:

A It's because there's no room on the bench.

or

B You thought they were trawling.

Posted

Really what does this have to do with Pattaya?

This topic is pathetic and should be closed.

Thank you!burp.gif

There is man spreading here!

Look around.

You will see it.

Posted

I am going to move this topic to Pub

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"

Arnold Judas Rimmer of Jupiter Mining Corporation Ship Red Dwarf

Posted

Aw shucks.

The pub.

Pattaya baht bus man spreading goes PRIME TIME.

Who knew?

Well, anyway, got to adapt to the times, seeing as this MAN SPREADING topic has now gone NATIONAL ... feel welcome to share your 25 satangs on MAN SPREADING on all kinds of public transport, all over Thailand.

If you don't know, baht buses are what Songthaews are called in PATTAYA.

If visiting Pattaya, the fare is TEN baht.

Perhaps people would like to post PICTURES of cases of MAN SPREADING in Thailand?

If so, great, but could you please BLACK OUT THE FACES before posting?

Posted

"I don't use baht buses ... instead I'm killing the planet with my private vehicle (8 votes [53.33%])"

Strange. I thought it was baht buses that were killing people. thumbsup.gif

Posted

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The first picture in the thread makes the guy look moronic....

And ↑ this guy in the red really went all out to make himself look stupid = mission accomplished....40% show

& challenge/attitude 60% stupid.....

Posted

My man spreading-DAR had been activated. I wasn't really looking for it before, but on the baht buses, it is DEFINITELY the MALES that are doing it, and the FEMALES ain't.

Posted

Why would a female want to spread her legs on a baht bus? whistling.gif

To relax?

The funny thing about the "outrage" over man spreading is that it doesn't seem to matter if there is really a space issue at the time, or not. A lot of people just want to dump on men as being pigs. Sure men ARE often pigs, women are often pigs as well in perhaps different ways, but it seems to me MAN SPREADING is only an issue if they are really cramping other people's space.

I don't mind if people spread out on public transport as long as they are AWARE of others who might want to share that space, and are quick to OPEN that space when things get more crowded.

Posted

All men all over the world, takes tact and diplomacy to both maneuver and navigate and to get the space you rightly deserve. I am sure someone on here will have the advice you need, let us know what works, if anything.

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