Need a rototiller
-
Recently Browsing 0 members
- No registered users viewing this page.
-
Topics
-
-
Popular Contributors
-
-
Latest posts...
-
228
While Trump fails, Carney outsmarts him once again
Go back and read the comments to get the point. -
48
-
28
Trump and Putin: The meeting.
As a conspiracy theorist, that video indicates that he is not a real politician, merely a puppet. -
0
Well Now, Breaking News, Lads: Thailand Has Thai Stuffs!
Right then mates, listen up, because I’m about to drop some proper knowledge that’ll blow your flip-flops clean off. You ready? Thailand -- that country full of Thai people, yeah, you know the one -- well, it’s got the best effin’ Thai food. I know, shocking, isn't it? Pad Thai? Proper bangin'. Green curry? World class. Tom Yum Kung? Mental. Where else you gonna get it, Croydon? Behave yourselves now. But wait, there’s more. Thailand’s got the finest beaches in… brace yourself… Thailand! Yeah, you heard it here first. White sand, turquoise water, all that Instagram guff, and you don’t even have to Photoshop out an Aldi from the background. And the mangoes, oh mates, the mangoes. Sweet, juicy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness, straight from the source. None of that sad, rock-hard supermarket rubbish you get back in Blighty where it feels like you’re gnawin’ on the linin' of your nan's knickers. Oh, and here’s a shocker: Thai massages in Thailand are the real deal. Madd, innit? Happy ending if you fancy one. Turns out the country that invented it still does it better than Doris-Dentures in Derby with her Groupon deal and her scented candles from IKEA. Who knew? And hold onto your ballocks for this one boys… Tuk-tuks in Thailand? They’re the absolute best in... Thailand. No contest. Way better too than the rubbish tuk-tuk scene in Milton bloody Keynes. And beer? Ah, lads, the Thai elephant beer in Thailand is unbeatable, the best Chang beer you'll find anywhere in the center of SE Asia, hands down. You think you’ve lived until you’ve necked one of those bad boys down your gob while sittin’ under a bunch of flickerin’ LEDs next to a bloke grillin’ squid covered in smoke while sat on the kerb. The mutt's nuts, that is. Now don’t even get me started on Muay Thai. You want the best Muay Thai in the world? Guess where you’ll find it. Go on, take a wild stab. Not in Stoke, I’ll tell ya that much, bruv. And finally the temples, mates… Thailand’s got the best Thai temples on the planet. Glitterin’ like treasure chests under the sun, smell of incense waftin’ through the air, bells tinklin’ like a soundtrack to enlightenment. Pure magic that is. So, yeah, next time some influencer bangs on about how authentic everything is over here in the land of smiles, just remember Lewie told you first. Thailand’s the best place in the world… for Thainess. Nah, lads. No need to thank me for that bit of public service announcement. Lewie out. -
13
disposable income data destroys MAGA manifesto
Because Trump campaigned about it, as well as other groceries prices, which he claimed he would start to bring down from day 1. Trump having a taste of his own medicine! That was irresistible! -
25
USA Trump's 2-Word Threat: National Guard Targets D.C. Homeless!
Got much worse since 2004. Nothing has really change and the future don't look good either. Key reasons like affordable housing, social safety net and natural disasters are seen as woke and socialist by the right. Do not expect positive policies and programs for the common people. The upper 10% will be pampered with favorable policies like tax cuts.
-
-
Popular in The Pub
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now