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Is mysterious object on Rayong beach from MH370? No! Says Eddie the Engineer!

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Is mysterious object on Rayong beach from MH370? No! Says Eddie the Engineer!
Thaivisa Reporters

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RAYONG:— Tourists and locals thought they had made the find of the year when a large piece of metal washed up on a Rayong beach. Could it be a piece of flight MH370 missing for over two years?

Excitement soon abated, however, when 65 year old Eddie Johntan (sic) from Norway, on the beach with his Thai wife, said it looked like part of a ship.

"Definitely not part of a plane," said Eddie as he pointed at the large lump of aluminium that had washed up on the beach outside the hotel.

Apparently he had been an engineer on oil rigs and recognised this 300-400 kilogram lump of barnacled metal, about four metres in length.

Nevertheless, local police called in air force experts from Ban Phe to take a look but they confirmed Eddie's expert analysis that it was not a wing or any other part of a plane.

Investigations continue to find out the exact origin of the object that police reckon had been in the water for some years.

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-- 2016-04-06

LoLOLOL

Not sure how anyone could think that a piece of an airplane that seemingly went down in the Indian Ocean could end up on a beach in the Gulf of Thailand ? Then again there are still people in this world that think alien abductions, fortune tellers and WWF wrestling are all real as well so who knows ?

Must be a slow news day.

Maybe they can report tomorrow about how i found a nail in my garden which might be from MH370 or from outer space. Then an expert can come over to indicate it is just a rusty nail probably used by a carpenter.

Of course i am more then willing to pose in my garden pointing at the nail.

I'm sorry. I appear to not be able to see the huge f@@king piece of metal on the beach.

Is it behind you? Is it to the right of you? I can't see it. Please can you point it out for me !

Ahhhhh, I see it, now that you have pointed at the huge, f@@king lump of metal. Thank god you were there to point it out. blink.pngclap2.gif

Experts !!

Good for Eddie..... he's pointing. But the BIB's should be pointing also.

I'm sorry. I appear to not be able to see the huge f@@king piece of metal on the beach.

Is it behind you? Is it to the right of you? I can't see it. Please can you point it out for me !

Ahhhhh, I see it, now that you have pointed at the huge, f@@king lump of metal. Thank god you were there to point it out. blink.pngclap2.gif

Enjoyed your rant but what was the point ?

LoLOLOL

Not sure how anyone could think that a piece of an airplane that seemingly went down in the Indian Ocean could end up on a beach in the Gulf of Thailand ? Then again there are still people in this world that think alien abductions, fortune tellers and WWF wrestling are all real as well so who knows ?

There are 350,000,000 of those just in America....

After putting on my tin foil hat, and stepping out for a big morning hit of contrail contaminated air, ( wake and bake dontcha know) I have a confession to make.

I am an Alien Abductor (anal prober) from way back ( and a galaxy far far away) I am powerless over my addiction and my higher power, has an exceptionally tight sphincter.

My Alien Abductors Anonymous sponsor suggested this submission for my spiritual improvement.

Eddie the engineer as it turns out is actually Bigfoot, of North America fame.

Poor sod was getting lonely out there in the woods, and after we found him on a routine ( probing) mission, we suggested relocation to BKK. As it turns out Eddie was quite keen about the whole probing thing, and in fact, could be said to have developed an addiction to it. Thus BKK was a natural for him, mind you, he has a long term service contract with a local salon to keep his fury nature subdued with reguLar full body waxing.

I have to say, it would have been much easier on us, his previous probers, if he'd had some of that waxing treatment before we probed him. All that hair, what a mess. Butt I digress,,,,etc etc ad infinitum.

When we first arrived on earth, the probing protocol was only used in extreme circumstances. As our focus gravitated to America, so did the use of probing, you see, amongst the homosapien population on this planet, Americans as it turns out, were and continue the to be, highly resistant to intelligent discourse, and thus in our search for intelligent life amongst its inhabitants, we were reduced to the probing protocol.

Nowadays, through creative propaganda, we've outsourced the work and managed to get them to volunteer for the procedure en masse under the guise of it being a "Heath" procedure. Surprising really, even using that meters long probing device we still find scant evidence of intelligent life amongst them.

Phew...... More coffee please.

The earth is flat, Obama was born in Africa, the holocaust was faked, men on the moon was faked,,,,,

Cheers

I'm sorry. I appear to not be able to see the huge f@@king piece of metal on the beach.

Is it behind you? Is it to the right of you? I can't see it. Please can you point it out for me !

Ahhhhh, I see it, now that you have pointed at the huge, f@@king lump of metal. Thank god you were there to point it out. blink.pngclap2.gif

Enjoyed your rant but what was the point ?

You would think that I had one but unfortunately the answer is no !

Maybe it's the obvious pointing that pisses me off.

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