You have to ask forum admin to suspend you for a couple of months so you can try to tackle the real world.

You have to reinvent yourself with yet another new forum user name.

Your wife goes to "visit her mum" more often than usual, but cannot take the kids with her, you have to look after them.

When you challenge a TV bully to come over your house to rub your face on your keyboarddl kncirconrc m,xjm zx.c ,/lkcmnlasknclsaknclsanckljnlkncslknclkasdnclksnaclksdnclknsdlcnlsdknclknsdclknlcnclknckmclksjdclkn mxzndcc

Replying to You KNOW You're in Trouble in Thailand When _

You batter some moronic Farang who throws water over you after you make it known to him you do not want to participate

then you give him a sore face and wonder what the consequences might be for acting in self defence.

When you're introduced to a new foreigner and you wai him instead of shaking his hand.

When you're introduced to a new foreigner and you wai him instead of shaking his hand.

Yeah - easy to get caught in between on that one....

no further problems?
Congratulations !!!

When you climb up to squat on a toilet seat.

When you only turn on the cold water tap in the shower, and it is still to hot.

The water heater in my condo broke and I just can't be bothered to get someone to fix it . . .

When you put a sidecar on your motorbike

When you are barefoot in the dentist's chair........

You quit asking what kind of meat your dish has been made with......

Replying to You KNOW You're in Trouble in Thailand When _

You batter some moronic Farang who throws water over you after you make it known to him you do not want to participate

then you give him a sore face and wonder what the consequences might be for acting in self defence.

you know you are in trouble when..your answer to every problem is violence..

When instead of fixing things right everything is "good enough" or "still works"

When you eat deep fried crickets like they are popcorn

When you see the guns in my mother in law's eyes after you say "no have"

when you go back to your home country and when you drive everyone is always giving you the one finger salute

you go to bed in Detroit and wake up in BKK.

your first question is, "Is your name Sam short for Samantha or Samuel?"

When you come out of the clinic and don't find your shoes anymore

When passing wind, after a few days in the village, and it is not completely dry.

In Thailand, happiness is a dry fart

When you add a crapload of chilli so it doesnt taste like shrimp or chicken or fish

When you see your gf on TUK TUK patrol

.....everyone is going to get his turn....

"Teerak, I miss my period naa."

When you seek relationship/marriage/romantic advice on Thai Visa.

You go to a Clinic and in the waiting room there is a communal cup at the water dispenser...........And your gf asks if your thirsty.

When you get up for a piss in the middle of the night,and cant resist turning on the computer,just to see if you have any emails.

When you wake up at 6am and your first action is going to the fridge for a chang beer.

When you go to the toilet and when you get in there you have forgotten the reason for your visit.

When your wife says,'i want to learn to drive car'

When your wife says 'solly,i hurt car'

When you wake up in the morning with an erection,and it isnt yours.

When you are listening to your Thai neighbours talking and actually think you can understand them.

When you have been in the village and you are sure your neighbours can actually understand you.

When there are countless reasons why you think you should go home but you know you never will.

When the big,fat,ugly mammasan youve been talking to,starts to look attractive.

When you're the same loser you were back home, but you're losing at a different game.

When the footprints on the toilet seat turn out to be yours.