Rob8891 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 (edited) You have to ask forum admin to suspend you for a couple of months so you can try to tackle the real world. Edited April 10, 2016 by Rob8891 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 You have to reinvent yourself with yet another new forum user name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonjelly Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Your wife goes to "visit her mum" more often than usual, but cannot take the kids with her, you have to look after them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensei Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When you challenge a TV bully to come over your house to rub your face on your keyboarddl kncirconrc m,xjm zx.c ,/lkcmnlasknclsaknclsanckljnlkncslknclkasdnclksnaclksdnclknsdlcnlsdknclknsdclknlcnclknckmclksjdclkn mxzndcc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Replying to You KNOW You're in Trouble in Thailand When _ You batter some moronic Farang who throws water over you after you make it known to him you do not want to participate then you give him a sore face and wonder what the consequences might be for acting in self defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwebb8825 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you're introduced to a new foreigner and you wai him instead of shaking his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted April 11, 2016 Author Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you're introduced to a new foreigner and you wai him instead of shaking his hand. Yeah - easy to get caught in between on that one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanna3030 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 no further problems?Congratulations !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you climb up to squat on a toilet seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quandow Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you only turn on the cold water tap in the shower, and it is still to hot. The water heater in my condo broke and I just can't be bothered to get someone to fix it . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimcarr65 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you put a sidecar on your motorbike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you are barefoot in the dentist's chair........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 You quit asking what kind of meat your dish has been made with...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BADDAT Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Replying to You KNOW You're in Trouble in Thailand When _ You batter some moronic Farang who throws water over you after you make it known to him you do not want to participate then you give him a sore face and wonder what the consequences might be for acting in self defence. you know you are in trouble when..your answer to every problem is violence.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee4Life Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When instead of fixing things right everything is "good enough" or "still works" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee4Life Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you eat deep fried crickets like they are popcorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you see the guns in my mother in law's eyes after you say "no have" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee4Life Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 when you go back to your home country and when you drive everyone is always giving you the one finger salute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puukao Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 you go to bed in Detroit and wake up in BKK. your first question is, "Is your name Sam short for Samantha or Samuel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you come out of the clinic and don't find your shoes anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantom Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When passing wind, after a few days in the village, and it is not completely dry. In Thailand, happiness is a dry fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uthaithanirules Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you add a crapload of chilli so it doesnt taste like shrimp or chicken or fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJR4ASR Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you see your gf on TUK TUK patrol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTIRIOS Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 .....everyone is going to get his turn.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 "Teerak, I miss my period naa." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you seek relationship/marriage/romantic advice on Thai Visa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 You go to a Clinic and in the waiting room there is a communal cup at the water dispenser...........And your gf asks if your thirsty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khon Kaen Dave Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you get up for a piss in the middle of the night,and cant resist turning on the computer,just to see if you have any emails. When you wake up at 6am and your first action is going to the fridge for a chang beer. When you go to the toilet and when you get in there you have forgotten the reason for your visit. When your wife says,'i want to learn to drive car' When your wife says 'solly,i hurt car' When you wake up in the morning with an erection,and it isnt yours. When you are listening to your Thai neighbours talking and actually think you can understand them. When you have been in the village and you are sure your neighbours can actually understand you. When there are countless reasons why you think you should go home but you know you never will. When the big,fat,ugly mammasan youve been talking to,starts to look attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When you're the same loser you were back home, but you're losing at a different game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkyarddog Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 When the footprints on the toilet seat turn out to be yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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