When you qualify for your own postcode.

When Cowboy - Transam > Possum.

No, wait a minute, that just means Possum's a plaintive waif who needs to beef up a bit to play with the big boys.

You know you're getting fat when you can't catch the impudent buggers like Possum when they come over all cheeky about your manly beer gut.

SC

When your passport has a caption underneath your photo which reads "continued overleaf".

RAOFLAO

When a 6ft tall guy weighs over 90 K.

Aaaaaaaaaaaah, I ain't 6' and not that long ago weighed 90k.....Feeeeerk...

And I can't afford business class............

But you will be pleased to know I am now around a trim 80k...

You should start writing kinda novels, from what I hear, all their authors travel business class, OR at least board through the front doors of the aircraft so they can take a quick snapshot of themselves sitting up the front before the flight attendants wrestle them to the rear of the aircraft

Then it really does becomes cattle class.

Then it really does becomes cattle class.

Yes.

You know Ur getting fat when you sit in economy and your body flows over into the seats next to you, leaving the poor suckers in those chairs fighting for space.

When you have to finance a massage joint for a weekly happy ending...........

When Som from Slippery Soms Soapatrium takes 3 hours to make away your entire body and leaves the room giggling......."farang mai mee koi"

Friends need a wide angle lens to take pics

The talking scales says "no coach parties" or "one at a time please"

The bar stool is no longer a seat, its a crutch for one cheek of your arse !

When going about town, in addition to carrying "mugger's money" you also carry "chair breaking money" JUST IN CASE ...

Then it really does becomes cattle class.

Yes.

You know Ur getting fat when you sit in economy and your body flows over into the seats next to you, leaving the poor suckers in those chairs fighting for space.

^ I can't stand those fat people. They come and sit down and have to take up both arm rests and shoe horn themselves in. To get up takes assistance from someone next to them. They should make fat seats and charge by the Kilo over the base minimum like they do luggage. I fly a lot and I dread when I see some fat person walking towards me and then starts looking up at seat numbers. Its like a bad lotto game. Sadly most fat people stink too ( at least I have found that to be the case)

Then it really does becomes cattle class.

Yes.

You know Ur getting fat when you sit in economy and your body flows over into the seats next to you, leaving the poor suckers in those chairs fighting for space.

^ I can't stand those fat people. They come and sit down and have to take up both arm rests and shoe horn themselves in. To get up takes assistance from someone next to them. They should make fat seats and charge by the Kilo over the base minimum like they do luggage. I fly a lot and I dread when I see some fat person walking towards me and then starts looking up at seat numbers. Its like a bad lotto game. Sadly most fat people stink too ( at least I have found that to be the case)

It's line of the main reasons we only do business class now.

I can't stand drunk loudmouths,

Smelly dirty people that can't bathe before the flight OR wear deodorant

Fat sacks of crap

Little Prix swinging off the backrest of my chair or kneeing it

Tools that spend 80% of their time tapping their screens

Flickers getting up and down constantly

Idiot in the isles bumping you

FARTS

Screaming Brats

ECONOMY is hell. Thank farq im rich enuf to fly business.

You know ur getting too fat when.......

You're lost kitty turns up a week later squashed into the crack of ur backside.

Your ankles block the view of your feet......

You take up Muay Thai & they suggest you take Sumo instead....

When you HAVE to fly business class............

When they say, '<deleted> it'- put him on the cargo plane with the horses.

Looking down, you can no longer see your schmekel.

You know you're fat when, you walk and you show up - on the Richter scale!!!!

Your morbidly obese doctor wags his finger at you and calls you a fat pig.

You're a man married to a woman but your child asks whether the book "I Love My Two Daddies" is about him ...

You CAN believe you ate the whole thing!

You think Weight Watchers is code for Feeder Porn ...

Your friend trying to set you up for a date says, he's not only very, very fat, but he has a foul personality, and his face would still be ugly even if he did lose the weight. Jolly, you say?

You think Fat Shaming is a chain of all you can eat Fried Chicken joints where you get a discount for dining in the nude ...

You get your bum gun refitted for a WIDE load.

A toilet break - is when you've BROKEN The Toilet......

When you get on the scale & it says ---> get off of me !!!!!

When they put the "closed" sign up as you're walking past the buffet....

----> Right next to the sign that says.....Chinese Tour Groups Welcome....

When you have to put your foot on the third step to tie your shoes or, like me, you resort to slip on shoes.