creamy pie filling

messing up the

messing up the

expensive Kashmir rug

messing up the

expensive Kashmir rug

draped around her

man like shoulders

man like shoulders

and smelling like

old stinky cheese

old stinky cheese

and sticky pudding

which she had.............

smeared liberally all

over the Aardvark

before dancing naked...

before dancing naked...

with no clothes

as "naked" suggests

just completely starkers

just completely starkers

apart from jewelery

and baby oil

she broke off

a stick of

four by four.............

and glued his

penus to his bum

who rapidly dissapeared

with extra lubrication

into GW's condom

into GW's condom

(who's GW?)

but couldn't breath

underwater with a

appropriate appartus thingee

strapped to his

three leged toad