instead of mistress

and growing hair

on feet and

hands, the w*k*r

explains the spin

slurping on marmite

but prefers VEGEMITE

made from bitumin

eaten for breaky

and bundy rum

or lion red (cuzzy bro)

flavoured with durian

wobbly boot on

no smelly socks

used for southwark

in the meantime ....

clyde disguised as

"aerial pinpong" lover

or pingpong even

Ping,Pole Dancer

this one again

aka Bernie Vince

or mollie meldrum

another VIC guy

don't believe it

up to you

a happy guy

who, John Connelly?

shoe size 14

miss free kicks