So we were at the water park thing today,my girlfreind has the best butt,peachlike but full,a gem in fact,but being a Thai lady not big ,how do you like yours? Kardashian ,or i suspect for many of us,hairless,always sweet and no cellulite.

So we were at the water park thing today,my girlfreind has the best butt,peachlike but full,a gem in fact,but being a Thai lady not big ,how do you like yours? Kardashian ,or i suspect for many of us,hairless,always sweet and no cellulite.

Like a peach... Misses has the best but i have seen, its like a act of god created it.. Used to be a boob man she totally converted me to be an ass man.

Also when they stand up have to see through the gap in the middle... A nice ass is ruined with fat legs...

Sent from my c64

I wonder what male physical attribute on their men would be most popular with members' wives and girlfriends

Beer gut, bingo wings, shiny bald pate, tiny "pork chipolata", hairy shoulders or bulging .........wallet?

Edited June 8, 201610 yr by Agent Sumo

Reminds me of Paddy and Mick in Spain on holiday.

Every day Paddy scores and Mick doesn't.

What's your secret asks Mick.

I put a potato in my trunks says Paddy.

After 3 days Mick says I tried that but it's not working.

Paddy looks and says 'try putting it in the front.

I wonder what male physical attribute on their men would be most popular with members' wives and girlfriends

Beer gut, bingo wings, shiny bald pate, tiny "pork chipolata", hairy shoulders or bulging .........wallet?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that's funny Agent Sumo.

I was just at the Big market last night with my wife. I saw 3 or 4 old coffin dodgers with the exact physique you so elegantly mentioned. Shorts, sandals, tank tops/printed T shirt, big guts and hairy backs. Real catch for those gals. Of course none of them had model quality wives either.

With that said, I haven't seen many old retired guys with what I would call real eye candy here anyway. But beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder and I respect that.

I wonder what male physical attribute on their men would be most popular with members' wives and girlfriends

Beer gut, bingo wings, shiny bald pate, tiny "pork chipolata", hairy shoulders or bulging .........wallet?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that's funny Agent Sumo.

I was just at the Big market last night with my wife. I saw 3 or 4 old coffin dodgers with the exact physique you so elegantly mentioned. Shorts, sandals, tank tops/printed T shirt, big guts and hairy backs. Real catch for those gals. Of course none of them had model quality wives either.

With that said, I haven't seen many old retired guys with what I would call real eye candy here anyway. But beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder and I respect that.

Maybe they have found women who genuinely care for them instead of superficial eye candy that only has her (or his) eye on your wallet?

Edited June 11, 201610 yr by giddyup

I like mine any shape or size, as long as I'm allowed to make use of that tiny little hole that comes with it.

Edited June 11, 201610 yr by Rayk

Stay classy, Thaivisa.

I wonder what male physical attribute on their men would be most popular with members' wives and girlfriends

Beer gut, bingo wings, shiny bald pate, tiny "pork chipolata", hairy shoulders or bulging .........wallet?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that's funny Agent Sumo.

I was just at the Big market last night with my wife. I saw 3 or 4 old coffin dodgers with the exact physique you so elegantly mentioned. Shorts, sandals, tank tops/printed T shirt, big guts and hairy backs. Real catch for those gals. Of course none of them had model quality wives either.

With that said, I haven't seen many old retired guys with what I would call real eye candy here anyway. But beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder and I respect that.

Maybe they have found women who genuinely care for them instead of superficial eye candy that only has her (or his) eye on your wallet?

As I said. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But not all "eye candy women"are after a man's wallet. That's like saying all ugly women aren't either. It totally depends on the woman. But it will likely cost you more with a pretty woman as she will have expectations.

I wonder what male physical attribute on their men would be most popular with members' wives and girlfriends

Beer gut, bingo wings, shiny bald pate, tiny "pork chipolata", hairy shoulders or bulging .........wallet?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that's funny Agent Sumo.

I was just at the Big market last night with my wife. I saw 3 or 4 old coffin dodgers with the exact physique you so elegantly mentioned. Shorts, sandals, tank tops/printed T shirt, big guts and hairy backs. Real catch for those gals. Of course none of them had model quality wives either.

With that said, I haven't seen many old retired guys with what I would call real eye candy here anyway. But beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder and I respect that.

Maybe they have found women who genuinely care for them instead of superficial eye candy that only has her (or his) eye on your wallet?

Maybe but that's not the point i was making.

I just find it funny that a lot of these men passing judgment on female attributes are absolute train wrecks themselves.

One does have to wonder at how these women actually enjoy sex with their older BFs and husbands.

They enjoy it later. At the mall.

They enjoy it later. At the mall.

Or after they finally die.......

I wonder what male physical attribute on their men would be most popular with members' wives and girlfriends

Beer gut, bingo wings, shiny bald pate, tiny "pork chipolata", hairy shoulders or bulging .........wallet?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that's funny Agent Sumo.

I was just at the Big market last night with my wife. I saw 3 or 4 old coffin dodgers with the exact physique you so elegantly mentioned. Shorts, sandals, tank tops/printed T shirt, big guts and hairy backs. Real catch for those gals. Of course none of them had model quality wives either.

With that said, I haven't seen many old retired guys with what I would call real eye candy here anyway. But beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder and I respect that.

Maybe they have found women who genuinely care for them instead of superficial eye candy that only has her (or his) eye on your wallet?

Maybe but that's not the point i was making.

I just find it funny that a lot of these men passing judgment on female attributes are absolute train wrecks themselves.

One does have to wonder at how these women actually enjoy sex with their older BFs and husbands.

Do you honestly think that because you are younger that that makes you any more attractive to women? Half the young guys in Thailand are only here because they couldn't get laid to save their lives in their own country. They like to think they are god's gift because they heard someone call out "hello hansum man", and they actually start to believe it.

My partner has a great ass as well, however I have never felt the need to prattle on about it on the internet.

But then she also has my respect.

Do you honestly think that because you are younger that that makes you any more attractive to women? Half the young guys in Thailand are only here because they couldn't get laid to save their lives in their own country. They like to think they are god's gift because they heard someone call out "hello hansum man", and they actually start to believe it.

And the majority of priapic sex pests cling to rationalizations like this just to keep it all going.

Edited June 11, 201610 yr by HooHaa

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that's funny Agent Sumo.

I was just at the Big market last night with my wife. I saw 3 or 4 old coffin dodgers with the exact physique you so elegantly mentioned. Shorts, sandals, tank tops/printed T shirt, big guts and hairy backs. Real catch for those gals. Of course none of them had model quality wives either.

With that said, I haven't seen many old retired guys with what I would call real eye candy here anyway. But beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder and I respect that.

Maybe they have found women who genuinely care for them instead of superficial eye candy that only has her (or his) eye on your wallet?

Maybe but that's not the point i was making.

I just find it funny that a lot of these men passing judgment on female attributes are absolute train wrecks themselves.

One does have to wonder at how these women actually enjoy sex with their older BFs and husbands.

Do you honestly think that because you are younger that that makes you any more attractive to women? Half the young guys in Thailand are only here because they couldn't get laid to save their lives in their own country. They like to think they are god's gift because they heard someone call out "hello hansum man", and they actually start to believe it.

Yes, physically I believe it does.

Obviously there are other attributes like wealth, ability to provide etc but this thread is discussing bodies, not all the secondary crap the sexpats trot out to make themselves feel attractive

Most men are repulsed by fat, flabby bodies on older women and women - yes, Thai women too - feel the same way about fat, flabby, soft bodies on older men

No Thai woman wants to have sex with a fat, old and balding guy in off-white Y-fronts but they endure it in return for money.

You don't think they actually enjoy it, do you?

No Thai woman wants to have sex with a fat, old and balding guy in off-white Y-fronts but they endure it in return for money.

You don't think they actually enjoy it, do you?

Of course there are no fat balding ugly guys under 40, they all look like Brad Pitt. Dream on. The specimens I see waddling around Pattaya would make a blind girl hurl. Your user name might be a giveaway.

Edited June 11, 201610 yr by giddyup

No Thai woman wants to have sex with a fat, old and balding guy in off-white Y-fronts but they endure it in return for money.

You don't think they actually enjoy it, do you?

Of course there are no fat balding ugly guys under 40, they all look like Brad Pitt. Dream on. The specimens I see waddling around Pattaya would make a blind girl hurl. Your user name might be a giveaway.

Yeah sure there are fat balding guys under 40 but fat and bald will appeal more than fat, bald and old to a young Thai woman in terms of sheer physical attraction.

So we were at the water park thing today,my girlfreind has the best butt,peachlike but full,a gem in fact,but being a Thai lady not big ,how do you like yours? Kardashian ,or i suspect for many of us,hairless,always sweet and no cellulite.

I just got an erection!

So we were at the water park thing today,my girlfreind has the best butt,peachlike but full,a gem in fact,but being a Thai lady not big ,how do you like yours? Kardashian ,or i suspect for many of us,hairless,always sweet and no cellulite.

Like a peach... Misses has the best but i have seen, its like a act of god created it.. Used to be a boob man she totally converted me to be an ass man.

Also when they stand up have to see through the gap in the middle... A nice ass is ruined with fat legs...

Sent from my c64

That's called ITC (inner thigh clearance)

They enjoy it later. At the mall.

Or after they finally die.......

I'm enjoying my (former) husbands house and pension right now, he's still alive.

As for his bottom, I like his bottom not being in my bed.

The worst thing about being in really old is that I can't get teenaged girls to sleep with me---It's just like being a teenager again...............

Yeah sure there are fat balding guys under 40 but fat and bald will appeal more than fat, bald and old to a young Thai woman in terms of sheer physical attraction.

Fat and bald men don't appeal to me at all, no matter what their age.

Not keen on short men, weak men, hesitant men, or men with excessive hair, hairy back YUCK!

If I really had to choose again, slim, athletic, confident and owning their own house in the West.

Not all that bothered about age. A nice house is more important than age.

But then, I'm English.

Why not just buy your own house if you want one that much?

Why not just buy your own house if you want one that much?

Better to be the hunter than the prey.

In reality, I'm too old now to be either.

Edited June 12, 201610 yr by MissAndry

Sorry, I think I mistook you for a real person for a moment there.

Carry on.

Yeah sure there are fat balding guys under 40 but fat and bald will appeal more than fat, bald and old to a young Thai woman in terms of sheer physical attraction.

Fat and bald men don't appeal to me at all, no matter what their age.

Not keen on short men, weak men, hesitant men, or men with excessive hair, hairy back YUCK!

If I really had to choose again, slim, athletic, confident and owning their own house in the West.

Not all that bothered about age. A nice house is more important than age.

But then, I'm English.

So a bald-headed Sumo wouldn't appeal?

i must say thai ladies do not like excessive hair,apart from my head,under arm[slight] and the nether regions ,and a bit on the leg i am lucky i am very light on hair,my girlfriend loves that,almost as much as my bulging .....wallet,but yeah i am a younger guy,and rich,and good looking,any way i will be off soon to Png for the bit of gold hunting ,toodle pip.

My partner has a great ass as well, however I have never felt the need to prattle on about it on the internet.

sc: until now

But then she also has my respect

sc: until now.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that's funny Agent Sumo.

I was just at the Big market last night with my wife. I saw 3 or 4 old coffin dodgers with the exact physique you so elegantly mentioned. Shorts, sandals, tank tops/printed T shirt, big guts and hairy backs. Real catch for those gals. Of course none of them had model quality wives either.

With that said, I haven't seen many old retired guys with what I would call real eye candy here anyway. But beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder and I respect that.

Maybe they have found women who genuinely care for them instead of superficial eye candy that only has her (or his) eye on your wallet?

Maybe but that's not the point i was making.

I just find it funny that a lot of these men passing judgment on female attributes are absolute train wrecks themselves.

One does have to wonder at how these women actually enjoy sex with their older BFs and husbands.

Do you honestly think that because you are younger that that makes you any more attractive to women? Half the young guys in Thailand are only here because they couldn't get laid to save their lives in their own country. They like to think they are god's gift because they heard someone call out "hello hansum man", and they actually start to believe it.

Yes, physically I believe it does.

Obviously there are other attributes like wealth, ability to provide etc but this thread is discussing bodies, not all the secondary crap the sexpats trot out to make themselves feel attractive

Most men are repulsed by fat, flabby bodies on older women and women - yes, Thai women too - feel the same way about fat, flabby, soft bodies on older men

No Thai woman wants to have sex with a fat, old and balding guy in off-white Y-fronts but they endure it in return for money.

You don't think they actually enjoy it, do you?

I'll take their opinion over yours'