Thought it was piles but a U.K. doctor said it was a small anal wart and offered to refer me to hospital to have it quarterised, burned off - whatever.

He also asked if I partook in anal sex, which I can understand, but it's not something I have ever tried or intend to.

I ofen itch a little after passing a stool and pat some of that Thai cooling talc after wiping my backside, but I'd been doing that long before the wart appeared. Apologies for having to be so graphic but this forum is an excellent place to get advice on such matters so I may as well tell all..

There was a time last year when I was drunk and took home a horrible slut from Gullivers and didn't rubber up, so in a fit of paranoi I was tested and have since been tested and been ok on the blood side.

Horrible as she was (She was evil looking and didn't seem at all concerned I hadn't used protection the following morning) , and drunk as I was, she was female, and she may have nothing to do with this wart and the two tiny new ones which I now have on my nipsy - which begs the question, what was the cause of them, and if I do decide to get them burned off before I return, how long will it be before I can wipe my arse again?

how long will it be before I can wipe my arse again?

I know I know I shouldn't laugh, but you really made me crack up with the last line,

I think a week of Tiger balm applied to the affected areas 3 times a day may not cure you, but it will stop you thinking abouty them so mut.

Bash

hasnt every one got anal warts?

hasnt every one got anal warts?

They have if they've been to bed with you, ya dirty bugger

Bash

They have if they've been to bed with you, ya dirty bugger

Bash

Thought it was piles but a U.K. doctor said it was a small anal wart and offered to refer me to hospital to have it quarterised, burned off - whatever.

He also asked if I partook in anal sex, which I can understand, but it's not something I have ever tried or intend to.

I ofen itch a little after passing a stool and pat some of that Thai cooling talc after wiping my backside, but I'd been doing that long before the wart appeared. Apologies for having to be so graphic but this forum is an excellent place to get advice on such matters so I may as well tell all..

There was a time last year when I was drunk and took home a horrible slut from Gullivers and didn't rubber up, so in a fit of paranoi I was tested and have since been tested and been ok on the blood side.

Horrible as she was (She was evil looking and didn't seem at all concerned I hadn't used protection the following morning) , and drunk as I was, she was female, and she may have nothing to do with this wart and the two tiny new ones which I now have on my nipsy - which begs the question, what was the cause of them, and if I do decide to get them burned off before I return, how long will it be before I can wipe my arse again?

Sounds like you must be such a stallion in the sack that the poor young lady has gushed out her insides during orgasm and if she was on top, its rolled down to the lowest point, which is your arse along your natural crevice lines. Easiest way to catch anal warts for a non anal guy - quite rare but possible.

Would not suggest the liquid nitrogen aerosole for treatment though in this particular place

Hope this helps

They have if they've been to bed with you, ya dirty bugger

Bash

shall I bring up Had Yai or Cape Town?

If another one appears on your nose I suggest you change your sleeping position

This post juuust can t be true....but I did manage to spill my Chang

Genital warts spread so see what the doc's can do for you asap.

This is an excellent topic! although I thought Tolkein had risen from the grave an added another few chapters I'm in no way dissapointed.

Didn't your mother teach you anything, never wipe your ass with a toad !

Sounds like you must be such a stallion in the sack that the poor young lady has gushed out her insides during orgasm and if she was on top, its rolled down to the lowest point, which is your arse along your natural crevice lines. Easiest way to catch anal warts for a non anal guy - quite rare but possible.

Would not suggest the liquid nitrogen aerosole for treatment though in this particular place

Hope this helps

I was no stallion that night, not the state I was in...

I have an appointment at the hospital to have it seen to anyway, but how I got it was cause for concern.

It was a genuine post and you can be forgiven for laughing, if I took it too seriously I'd only worry myself more.

I'm an idiot for being that drunk with a complete stranger that I couldn't be arsed to fumble around for a party hat - I've only caused myself a whole load of unnescessary worry, treatment, and probably pain.

As a Tuk-Tuk driver aquaintence told me at the beginning of the year, I'm just lucky that's all I have... As reasonable as my spoken Thai is, I am not yet fluent enough to say "Well thanks a <deleted> bunch for warning me at the time!"

I'm an idiot for being that drunk with a complete stranger that I couldn't be arsed to fumble around for a party hat - I've only caused myself a whole load of unnescessary worry, treatment, and probably pain.

Yeah. The shot is nothing but the cleaning of the gun,...

Sounds like you must be such a stallion in the sack that the poor young lady has gushed out her insides during orgasm and if she was on top, its rolled down to the lowest point, which is your arse along your natural crevice lines.      Easiest way to catch anal warts for a non anal guy - quite rare but possible.

Would not suggest the liquid nitrogen aerosole for treatment though in this particular place

Hope this helps

I was no stallion that night, not the state I was in...

I have an appointment at the hospital to have it seen to anyway, but how I got it was cause for concern.

It was a genuine post and you can be forgiven for laughing, if I took it too seriously I'd only worry myself more.

I'm an idiot for being that drunk with a complete stranger that I couldn't be arsed to fumble around for a party hat - I've only caused myself a whole load of unnescessary worry, treatment, and probably pain.

As a Tuk-Tuk driver aquaintence told me at the beginning of the year, I'm just lucky that's all I have... As reasonable as my spoken Thai is, I am not yet fluent enough to say "Well thanks a <deleted> bunch for warning me at the time!"

Wearing a condom makes no difference - its her liquid not yours. Odds are it might have been with another girl otherwise you wouild have warts on your dick as well.....

<deleted> all to do with that BG ..... think of what you had done before then!!

Sounds like you must be such a stallion in the sack that the poor young lady has gushed out her insides during orgasm and if she was on top, its rolled down to the lowest point, which is your arse along your natural crevice lines.      Easiest way to catch anal warts for a non anal guy - quite rare but possible.

Would not suggest the liquid nitrogen aerosole for treatment though in this particular place

Hope this helps

I was no stallion that night, not the state I was in...

I have an appointment at the hospital to have it seen to anyway, but how I got it was cause for concern.

It was a genuine post and you can be forgiven for laughing, if I took it too seriously I'd only worry myself more.

I'm an idiot for being that drunk with a complete stranger that I couldn't be arsed to fumble around for a party hat - I've only caused myself a whole load of unnescessary worry, treatment, and probably pain.

As a Tuk-Tuk driver aquaintence told me at the beginning of the year, I'm just lucky that's all I have... As reasonable as my spoken Thai is, I am not yet fluent enough to say "Well thanks a <deleted> bunch for warning me at the time!"

Wearing a condom makes no difference - its her liquid not yours. Odds are it might have been with another girl otherwise you wouild have warts on your dick as well.....

I betcher that the warts are starting to spread already. It is a viral thing. He needs to see a competent pox doctor fast.

Erco reckons shagging your sister and mother at the same time will cure you,he swears by it.

Erco reckons shagging your sister and mother at the same time will cure you,he swears by it.

erco's threesome

Erco reckons shagging your sister and mother at the same time will cure you,he swears by it.   

erco's threesome

Erco does his brother as well... so that'd be a 4 some I guess. Mom and Erco's siblings are on the game ( or as Erco might put it P R O S T I T U T E S )

they sound like warts,thats all. it is not the pox or some terrible fatal disease.

they can be passed on though by sexual contact.

they are caused by the human papilloma virus.

women with a exposure to this virus are more at risk from cervical cancer.

it should be a simple matter of some local anaesthetic and the warts can be lasered or frozen off.

nothing to worry about.

It is just arse-rhitus.

bum-rungrad hospital, not far from ass-ok should be able to cure him.

Very good Taxexile .... Made me smile

How come all the genital warts treatment adverts appeared at the top of the page??

bum-rungrad hospital, not far from ass-ok should be able to cure him.

Shouldnt that be Bum- ring- grad??

we need to be told!!

Gent, tell us about Cape town, I was too pissed to remember, but don't forget 1st rule of fight club....

Bumring Basher

bum-rungrad hospital, not far from ass-ok should be able to cure him.

Shouldnt that be Bum- ring- grad??

we need to be told!!

Gent, tell us about Cape town, I was too pissed to remember, but don't forget 1st rule of fight club....

Bumring Basher

Cape Town? I don't recall mentioning Sith Ifrika, but as it happens I did go to Sun City and Cape town in december because my mum has bought a property there.

However I didn't shag anyone or sit on any toads.

Nice country by the way... The white Sith Ifrikan's are not very friendly but quite obsequious and have their noses held a little high. The blacks are happy, always smiling, very hospitable and know how to have a laugh. Hope that didn't sound racist, it's just how I found it to be.

I'm white by the way and so is my wart.

They have if they've been to bed with you, ya dirty bugger

Bash

   

shall I bring up Had Yai or Cape Town?

Scamp

I was refering to the Gentlemans post on page one mate

Bash

Oh him, sorry, easy mistake.

He's Gent, I'm Scamp - note taken.

Incedentally, the wart is being frozen off on wednesday.

Today is Thursday, how did the wart freezing Wednesday go?

Yes

we are all keen to know if you can safely wipe???

Bash