Great to see this thread back & I recognise that book store (in Singapore [emoji1303])


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Ladies With Typewriters     They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------                    The Fasting & Prayer conference includes a meal   --------------------------          Scouts  are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.   --------------------------   The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'.   The sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus.'   -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.   -------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.   -------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.   -------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.   -------------------------- Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.   -------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.   -------------------------- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.   -------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.   -------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.   -------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.   -------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.   -------------------------- Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.   -------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.   -------------------------- This evening at 7PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.   -------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.   -------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7PM . Please use the back door.   -------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.   -------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.   -------------------------- And this one just about sums them all up--   The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!'

On 9/30/2016 at 0:23 PM, Ron19 said:

 

I watched the extended one; thought it was a really brave dog...............................

 

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