August 24, 20169 yr The Husband about to leave home for work... Wife: from the kitchen "Harry, please come here." Husband: with a grimace "Yes?" Wife: "The faucet is leaking and needs repair." Husband: "I cannot do now as I dont have a plumber at hand." Wife: "The fridge is not cooling and needs repair." Husband: "I cannot do now as I dont have a technician at hand." Wife: "The washing machine is making a noise and needs attention." Husband: "I cannot do now as I dont have a technician at hand"... and leaves for work. Later... The Husband returns home from work and observers his wife washing the dishes... Husband: "I see you've got the faucet repaired." Wife: "Of course, the next door gentleman was kind enough not only to repair the faucet but also the fridge and the washing machine." Husband: "How much did you pay him for the work?" Wife: "Nothing. He refused money and said if I like to give him a cake or a kiss." Husband: "So?" Wife: "I dont have a baker in hand..."
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