Just now, monkey4u said:

I missed that one 

Always willing to help out a friend. Then there is the one about a safe being hoisted up and  hitting him in the head while out and about. Yeah I know my imagination runs away with itself. 

For the next 2 nights just bring another pretty home & do the business.

Maybe she will get the message or want to join in

2 minutes ago, natway09 said:

For the next 2 nights just bring another pretty home & do the business.

Maybe she will get the message or want to join in

Is that called a triplesome?

Tell her the man next door just won the lottery.

It's good to live alone ,I live with my son ,I will not let my gf move in ,when she leaves a bag I put it near the door for next day when she comes ,I give she go home for sleep ,now I want what I want ,if she's not happy with that up to her .

What's the real man's definition of the word "eternity?" 

...from the time you come (sic), 'til the time she leaves. 

...jeez...you want someone else to fix it for you....

 

...you led her on or said and did things that gave her the impetus...

Maybe grow a set of balls !

ask her if she is into anal

Tell her that your adopted sister is coming over for a while and you need the space.

Tell her you are glad the two of you can now face the ghost together when he comes. 

18 minutes ago, bark said:

Maybe grow a set of balls !

I was waiting for this one!!!,but you are right.

 

How to prevent Thai girl moving in my apartment?

Tie her up very, very tightly, round the hands and feet.

Don't forget to tape her mouth so that her lips can't move.

On 31/10/2016 at 7:00 AM, impulse said:

Just a bag?

 

Better check your cabinets...

You do realise how much clothes your average Thai framed girl can fit in one bag ??

Came back to the apt house last week to witness on the steps a Falang trying to deliver this kind of news to a lass who had enough luggage in tow to take a world tour. She was intent on moving in, and he were busy trying to explain "that's not what he meant"  She weren't no high end city girl, more a rough hew  country bumpkin with a leopard skin dress and heels.

Gawd it was painful to watch.

take a hammer to one of your pipes 

If she is staying in a roll, you have breakfast and dinner included ;P

Wife is a good excuse or mai mii tang always works. 

Was this pay for play?

If so, pay her and tell her that her services are no longer required.

If not, tell her that you "need some space" and "it's not her, it's you", etc.

 

 

Lock the door, turn off the lights, close the curtains, pretend not to be home.....

actually asking her to help pay for rent or help pay the bills will probably get rid of her... most thai girls are looking for someone to take care of them..

over 20 years in thailand and i have never had this issue. i wonder what im doing wrong?

Just make sure you aren't standing on the balcony when you break it to her


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Personally I don't feel for your situation, because you allowed her to take control of your manhood space, and now you have to deal with it, but obviously you can't hence the reason you are asking us on TVF to help bail you.

 

You are already worried about hurting her feelings, ah hello, this is about you, not her, if you can't man up, just tell her your going away for a few days, and do just that, stay at a place around the corner if you must, that or start urinating all over the toilet seat, take a big crap and close the door afterwards, try to time it just before she is going for a shower, or suggest for her to take one after you have taken your crap, fart as often as you can, especially in bed, burp a lot, get friends to call you and not talk, you answer with sorry honey, I am unavailable tonight, but I will see you tomorrow night, and if she asks who it was on the phone, say it was your ex, she wants to talk about getting back together, so I will see her tomorrow night, then after tell her your back together and next time have your guard up, Christ !!!

 

I don't know, I am just grabbing them as they come to mind, but learn from your mistakes man, woman are cunning and better planners than us because we are too busy being distracted with them flashing it, while they are building that web at the same time, make it a clear rule, no stay overs, I never let a female stay over in my hotel when on holiday, because of what they will try the following day, that and I don't think its fair to my wife 555

 

Sorry if I sound harsh, but this is how guys get in the shit, because they are soft cocks, women need to be handled, not us, so learn to build a web like they do.

 

Best of luck, and don't let us down !

 

 

Easy question. Look for another one with a big apartment where you can move in. 

19 minutes ago, HooHaa said:

over 20 years in thailand and i have never had this issue. i wonder what im doing wrong?

 

 Never had a real woman and always a fake one? 

1 hour ago, SOTIRIOS said:

...jeez...you want someone else to fix it for you....

 

...you led her on or said and did things that gave her the impetus...

 

You hit the nail on the head, no cohones or is that arhithia

36 minutes ago, HooHaa said:

over 20 years in thailand and i have never had this issue. i wonder what im doing wrong?

 

Badda bing, badda bang, badda booooom

Have you not left the house for three days?? How is she still there?  If I ever want a girl to leave my condo (tired, busy, or regret it!), I just say im going out to the gym, take her to bus/BTS station, and when she is out of sight I walk back home.

 

Unless you are letting her stay there while you go out, in which case congratulations, you f'ed up big time. You just gave up all your personal space to a girl who isn't even your girlfriend.  Good luck if you ever try to break off with her because now it's going to be ten times as difficult. 

 

 

Ahhhmmm, show her the door?

Tell her the local mafia are calling tomorrow for the rent which you dont have.  Can she help?