over the years 

my Thai wife clips me over the top of head when i do wrong in her eyes

now have  a large bald spot on top of the head

 and getting bigger the longer we stay married

i believe from her hitting

i have to look at future

is it cool to be bald   some bald actors i think look OK

or should i buy a trumpwig to stay hansum man

Someone  has been hitting the devil's juice a bit early tonight.............

Its cool to get the buzz......meanwhile trade the wife in...

Take to wearing a helmet at all times. Both problems will be solved at the same time.

LOL.   Baldness sounds like the least of your problems, mate.

 

Nothing a little alpha male role play won't cure though.

slaphead  

Some bed head boards can do that. 

You could try training a chihuahua to lay on your head.

Kok liang.

Start behaving yourself, you naughty boy.

if it was me ,id do the same back to her . see if she goes bald . but failing that ,i would sugest some fertiliser on top ,of the young , fishy kind  lol. 

They do that.

My first wife made me turn grey.

Is your wife's name Basil Fawlty ?

While I can't vouch for its accuracy, I read an article that claimed the cost of a Trump wig was 60K USD with a maintenance fee of 10K USD per month.   That'd be a hefty price for the average Joe to swallow each month.

if i get a trump wig 

i could call myself smart and honest

added bonus get a bit of groping

4 hours ago, opalred said:

if i get a trump wig 

i could call myself smart and honest

added bonus get a bit of groping

 

This is a wind up ... right ???

Maybe its bald due to the obvious lobotomy the op has had

On 12/30/2016 at 7:52 PM, Wilsonandson said:

You could try training a chihuahua to lay on your head.

Isn't that the trumpster? :-)

Embrace it. Bald guys are either very hard or gay, take your choice.

 

i think i am out of touch 

why would you grab a pussy 

my next door has 5 cats  

he has the money to buy his own cats