Generalchaos Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 The longer I stay here the madder I get. It usually starts with their drunken stupidity, to which I always end up following it up. This can't be normal....or do other people get annoyed and respond this way? Here is a snapshot that gives you a picture of how things escalate - Everything is fine, everyone is happy, then the wife finds her front tyre of her motorbike is flat - She asks me to inflate it AGAIN as usual, so, no hardship, I drag out the compressor and the 12V supply and take out the valve, clean it and inflate the tyre. Then two minutes later there is some screw on her sewing machine that she cannot thread correctly as she is a Thai and has no idea about the correct tool for the job, OK, no problem, so I go on and fix that too. 1 hour later, she has been drinking Lao Kao and has become an absolutely obnoxious <deleted>, I am completely pissed off that she keeps cooking all of this crap food for the cats, (most of the cats hate it) but she keeps putting it out in massive quantities, which attracts all the stray cats and filthy flies in the neighbourhood. Disgusting! (It does not matter that I bought dishes for the dogs, dishes for our 3 cats with lids so they can be fed, then put on the lids so it doesn't become a free for all for every stray animal within the village. To discourage the strays, I have an airgun, I give them a shot near to them which usually scares them and they bugger off. So after the wife has had the Lao Kao tonight and hears the gunshot, she flips out and starts her usual ranting like a drunken <deleted>. Now this pisses me off so after she goes to bed, I remove the screw from the sewing machine and let her bike tyres down....oh I know, it is spightfull, but rather than argue with a drunken idiot, which gets you nowhere, I get revenge and revenge feels good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRRR Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Until you have to do it all over again the next day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2702 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 (edited) So same again tomorrow then I expect. I was expecting a bit more than 1 drunk thai wife and a few cats. Edited January 7, 2017 by Rc2702 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotheruser Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 lol Great post. Seems like you have a working formula so I wouldn't change anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonjelly Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 You've a wife that drinks lao kao and gets obnoxious.... time to find a better situation?Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 And what made you choose an alcoholic to live with? That usually doesn't end well anywhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangostin Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Can you get or do you have either a retirement visa or a Non B? It doesn't sound as your current relationship it's doing any good to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I foresee two options: get on the lao cow and join her or just divorce her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cockwomble Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Get rid of her, Lao Kao ddrinkers are to be avoided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangostin Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I have to agree with Cockwomble, next time make sure she's at least on the level of a Red Label.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadee Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Funny joke with a good punchline - at least I hope it's a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotheruser Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 35 minutes ago, Mangostin said: I have to agree with Cockwomble, next time make sure she's at least on the level of a Red Label.... Red label taste on a moonshine budget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzi850m2 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 OP your topic title is wrong! My Thai wife is turning me mad, sounds more correct to me. I seldom see Thai ladies drinking to excess, my wife haven't been drunk for, hmm, perhaps 10 years ago where I managed to get 4 beers into her and she got pretty shit-faced followed by heavy duty hang-overs next day, he-he. Off-course there are some heavy drinkers around, especially some of the bar girls likes a good party. An old woman in our village are often drunk as a skunk but she is the only one I know about, the rest are more into to do some cooking together and enjoy the food and stick to water. I think gambling is a bigger problem for some Thai women but thankfully again my wife only buy lottery tickets sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nisakiman Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, anotheruser said: Red label taste on a moonshine budget? This? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flanno Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 So your wife is a drunken moron and you equate it to Thais overall. Not very smart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahab Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Some of the replies to this post seem to suggest that you should leave your current wife. Obviously since you are still with her you enjoy her company and probably should not change a thing. Otherwise the change would have already been made. Not sure I understand the making more work for yourself by sabotaging the sewing machine or the motorcycle tire, but to each his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagnabbit Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 My suggestion - embrace the madness. It's the only way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Great catch, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotheruser Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 That's true thais in Bangkok are differentSent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgemandm Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 6 hours ago, jadee said: Funny joke with a good punchline - at least I hope it's a joke. Yes very true it has to be a joke , or the op is pulling our legs . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthesoi Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 @op ...you two sound like a match made in heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odysseus123 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 It is a good joke and like many such has a big sting in its tail. Up here it is Hong Thong-"The drink of champions",major addiction to Line and Facebook,indolence and sloth coupled with a most virulent form of Cargo cultism-the only religion that they wholeheartedly embrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottocus Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Sounds like a classy wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 She's turned to drink because she married a guy who only has two things to do in a day and both of them need to be redone the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkshire Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 7 hours ago, Flanno said: So your wife is a drunken moron and you equate it to Thais overall. Not very smart! So true. This thread has nothing to do with Thai people. But it wouldn't surprise me if his wife is on some Thai language forum complaining that "Farang people are turning me MAD" because she's married to a total nutbag. He's taught her well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsensam Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 living the dream! just because you choose to live with such a person does not mean all thai people are similar. would you judge all foreigners by the type of people who hang around pattaya, nana etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odysseus123 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 It is an attempt at wry humour and rather a good one at that. Or,to put it another way,it is in line with a much quoted saying from my own country-"Why keep banging your head against a brick wall?Because it only starts really hurting when you stop!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyJ Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 12 hours ago, AlexRRR said: Until you have to do it all over again the next day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I think you should go to the pharmacy and buy a strip of tolerance pills. Take 4 a day and you'll be fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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