The sport is done racket- and often even reckless when extremely trained muscles catapult the little ball to speeds of up to 100 miles per hour.  

Or ice cubes into your glass.


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1 hour ago, DILLIGAD said:

Or ice cubes into your glass.


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Ice cubes with a fishy taste and smell? 

42 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

Ice cubes with a fishy taste and smell? 

mmm party is getting rough guys

I am so naive.   Are you guys pulling my leg?  Darts?   I can't understand the physics of this.   I can imagine o ping pong ball being pinched out.  Or is it air pressure?  But a dart?? And do they really do ice cubes? So their aim so accurate?   I hope they don't reuse ping pong balls.  

20 hours ago, jenny2017 said:

Ice cubes with a fishy taste and smell? 

your sending too much time with the wrong thai girls

8 hours ago, Elkski said:

I am so naive.   Are you guys pulling my leg?  Darts?   I can't understand the physics of this.   I can imagine o ping pong ball being pinched out.  Or is it air pressure?  But a dart?? And do they really do ice cubes? So their aim so accurate?   I hope they don't reuse ping pong balls.  

They are talking about sex shows. They used to be quite common when I first came to Thailand. I'm not sure if they exist anymore.

4 minutes ago, Ulysses G. said:

They are talking about sex shows. They used to be quite common when I first came to Thailand. I'm not sure if they exist anymore.

I only hope they don't exist. I think they are disgusting and any girl that performs them are a disgrace to their gender. I remember Long Gun used to have them and I would leave the bar as soon as they started. The girls would shoot darts out of a straw stuck in their pu$$y at balloons located around the audience. Can you imagine if they were off target and hit you in the eye? You'd have to spend the rest of your life explaining that you're blind in one eye because you got hit by a pu$$y dart.

 

On one occasion in Phuket at a bar having a beer with friends suddenly the lights go down and "It's Showtime!" We weren't aware that they even had shows. This girl got up danced for a while then brought out a bird cage and proceed to stick FOUR birds up her...well you get my drift. Then after dancing for a while started taking them out one at a time. She had to slap a couple of them to regain consciousness, having apparently passed out due to the trauma.  I almost got sick witnessing this heinous display and could not understand how anyone would find this entertaining. It was almost enough to turn me off sex altogether.

 

I love the sight of a beautiful female body as much as the next guy but these sex show are repulsive and make them seem ugly.

>>With women, we usually pay eventually...

And usually in the same way we would back home. The variations arent major.

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22 hours ago, dblaisde said:

>>With women, we usually pay eventually...

And usually in the same way we would back home. The variations arent major.

I disagree that the variations aren't major.  In the West, I spent a lot more on dates, which occasionally led to physical activity together, than I spend here.

Most have the best skin and legs I ever saw, and a very young looking body at any age....That, plus a killing smile.... hard to resist.

A delightful change from western scruffy, demanding, feminist, difficult, stinky, all about me, temperamental, moody, time wasting, unreasonable, thoughtless, humourless, greedy, selfish, ugly, cruel, heartless bitches, with no accountability, and delusions of royalty.

19 minutes ago, talahtnut said:

A delightful change from western scruffy, demanding, feminist, difficult, stinky, all about me, temperamental, moody, time wasting, unreasonable, thoughtless, humourless, greedy, selfish, ugly, cruel, heartless bitches, with no accountability, and delusions of royalty.

I think your post is lacking emphasis.

On 10/27/2017 at 10:22 PM, dukeandduke said:

I disagree that the variations aren't major.  In the West, I spent a lot more on dates, which occasionally led to physical activity together, than I spend here.

Lol Lol ok You spend nothing on dates here and get nothing or you get heaps? I usually find a good meal does the trick with most Thai ladies

 

7 minutes ago, bazza73 said:

I think your post is lacking emphasis.

The low key, censored version..not to offend any nice western ladies on the forum.

On 26/03/2017 at 4:18 AM, Destiny1990 said:

when will foreigners speak out about why they prefer dating ladyboys over real girls?

is that because you get the best both worlds with ladyboy

I think he just came out lol

13 minutes ago, InMyShadow said:

I think he just came out lol

Thats a queer reply?   Came out, or went in..who cares,

An off topic post has been removed.

I saw what I like most the other day.

Long black hair down to her waist, tight white t shirt over black short shorts with legs all the way to her neck, and lovely smooth coffee coloured skin. Needless to say a perfect figure without an ounce of fat.

Stuff of wet dreams.

 

As an aside, I saw a DDG young lovely this morning, perfect figure, beautiful face, fantastic legs, but a complete turn off large tattoo on her arm. Why, oh why do lovely girls ruin themselves with too much ink?

1 hour ago, thaibeachlovers said:

I saw what I like most the other day.

Long black hair down to her waist, tight white t shirt over black short shorts with legs all the way to her neck, and lovely smooth coffee coloured skin. Needless to say a perfect figure without an ounce of fat.

Stuff of wet dreams.

 

As an aside, I saw a DDG young lovely this morning, perfect figure, beautiful face, fantastic legs, but a complete turn off large tattoo on her arm. Why, oh why do lovely girls ruin themselves with too much ink?

Stop it, I'm drooling.

5 hours ago, Happyman58 said:

Lol Lol ok You spend nothing on dates here and get nothing or you get heaps? I usually find a good meal does the trick with most Thai ladies

 

No, I didn't say that I spend nothing.  I said that I spend more in the West.  For that reason and others, I'll stay here.

On 26/03/2017 at 4:13 AM, Dmaxdan said:

Legs. I have always been a bit of a leg man, and here I'm in leg heaven.

Open legs more like. ???

On 11/6/2017 at 4:15 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

As an aside, I saw a DDG young lovely this morning, perfect figure, beautiful face, fantastic legs, but a complete turn off large tattoo on her arm. Why, oh why do lovely girls ruin themselves with too much ink?

Tattoos don't bother me when they are young, beautiful and fit, but in a few years it will look terrible.

14 hours ago, Ulysses G. said:

Tattoos don't bother me when they are young, beautiful and fit, but in a few years it will look terrible.

Don't worry mate,  most of us will never see them when they look terrible.

Stereotyping Thai birds is harsh, but fair.  It's a bit like calling all British Leyland cars crap, whilst it is mostly true, good ones could occasionally be found.  You just had to watch out for bullshit mileage, knackered boxes on the Maxi, the Allegro's saggy suspension, Austin Princesses that looked good but fell to bits from day one, the pig-ugly but reasonable workhorse Montego and the scary as hell Dolomite Sprint (A decent brand till Leyland got hold of it).  

 

Everybody starts with a Mini, they have many experiences to report, mostly fantastic fond memories as they've had nothing else to compare it with being full of the joys of their first motoring experience. Totally unfazed by constant boiling over, awful reliability, rotten to the core under the shiny surface, leaks everywhere and terribly difficult to get rid of, basically nothing but trouble. They would often find out that the "one careful owner" as advertised was total BS and it had been thrashed to bits. Most owners smile on reflection but never, ever get a second Mini.

 

Now and again you would find a real bargain though, I had a great Morris Marina, true it had been touched-up many times and had a fair bit of body-filler with a lot of miles on the clock but it was cheap to run as it didn't drink much and nobody would dream of nicking it.  Sadly, I didn't like being seen with it so I traded it in for a brand new sporty job that bought nothing but grief.  It went like a rocket but cost a fortune to run as it gobbled fuel, needed new tyres every five minutes and everybody wanted a ride in it.  Ended up giving it away rather than fill it up again.

 

In the market for something different now, think I'll rent a pick-up.

16 hours ago, Cranky said:

Stereotyping Thai birds is harsh, but fair.  It's a bit like calling all British Leyland cars crap, whilst it is mostly true, good ones could occasionally be found.  You just had to watch out for bullshit mileage, knackered boxes on the Maxi, the Allegro's saggy suspension, Austin Princesses that looked good but fell to bits from day one, the pig-ugly but reasonable workhorse Montego and the scary as hell Dolomite Sprint (A decent brand till Leyland got hold of it).  

 

Everybody starts with a Mini, they have many experiences to report, mostly fantastic fond memories as they've had nothing else to compare it with being full of the joys of their first motoring experience. Totally unfazed by constant boiling over, awful reliability, rotten to the core under the shiny surface, leaks everywhere and terribly difficult to get rid of, basically nothing but trouble. They would often find out that the "one careful owner" as advertised was total BS and it had been thrashed to bits. Most owners smile on reflection but never, ever get a second Mini.

 

Now and again you would find a real bargain though, I had a great Morris Marina, true it had been touched-up many times and had a fair bit of body-filler with a lot of miles on the clock but it was cheap to run as it didn't drink much and nobody would dream of nicking it.  Sadly, I didn't like being seen with it so I traded it in for a brand new sporty job that bought nothing but grief.  It went like a rocket but cost a fortune to run as it gobbled fuel, needed new tyres every five minutes and everybody wanted a ride in it.  Ended up giving it away rather than fill it up again.

 

In the market for something different now, think I'll rent a pick-up.

Got just the thing for you mate..Nice 2cv, birdsh!t welding underneath, and a kangaroo clutch.

What do I like about Thai girls?  A picture is worth a thousand words . . . 

 

9 hours ago, Tippaporn said:

What do I like about Thai girls?  A picture is worth a thousand words . . . 

 

From that angle, one can't really tell if it is a girl.

On 11/23/2017 at 3:12 AM, bazza73 said:

From that angle, one can't really tell if it is a girl.

Do you care?