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Poet In Hot Water For Comparing Yingluck’s Ears To Her Vagina


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Posted
1 hour ago, PatOngo said:

Nothing would be finer

Than to be in her ......... ear.

 

No....just doesn't fly!

Listen to the song, the writer of the track relates his similar difficulties in finding a rhyme...

Posted
1 hour ago, greenchair said:

Ears / virgina I'm just not seeing the connection.? 

Ahem vagina. 

It's obviously a local thing, maybe a bit of wordplay on the word hoo. Hardly original if so - Ja Turbo had a big hit with "Khan Hoo" a few years back. Maybe they should send her to KL instead. 

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2 minutes ago, lamyai3 said:

It's obviously a local thing, maybe a bit of wordplay on the word hoo. Hardly original if so - Ja Turbo had a big hit with "Khan Hoo" a few years back. Maybe they should send her to KL instead. 

Hee!

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4 hours ago, Jeremy50 said:

I bet she'd have one of those nasty 'outie' ones, a sort of power symbol, like powerful men and big d@@ks. Better just to visualize her ears really.

A lot of chaps rather like those nasty 'outie' ones you choose to disparage. 

Posted
6 hours ago, Thian said:

How about her husband? I've never seen or heard about him...is he also in Dubai now?

..I will keep my ear to the ground.

Posted
6 hours ago, kotsak said:

 

AFAIK, they are not legally married for obvious reasons ;)

 

 

If you do a Google search for Anusorn Amornchat, they married in 1995.

 

However on Wikipedia under Yingluck it says they have a common law marriage.

Posted
8 hours ago, rkidlad said:

Vaginas? Ewww! 

 

I might be a grown up, but I can't cope with other adults comparing ears and vaginas. 

 

Change the name to appease my childish mentality! 

Fanny, Crumpet, minge OK that's enough getting too crude?

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50 minutes ago, maxcorrigan said:

Fanny, Crumpet, minge OK that's enough getting too crude?

......fud, muff, bearded clam, foo foo, front bottom..........

Posted
3 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

There was a PM called Yingluck.                   Nope sorry can't think of anything to rhyme with Yingluck.

Jingjok 

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39 minutes ago, The Dark Lord said:

......fud, muff, bearded clam, foo foo, front bottom..........

Double breasted moustache, man trap.... 

Posted
3 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

There was a PM called Yingluck.                   Nope sorry can't think of anything to rhyme with Yingluck.

...with an outie the shape of a jingjok,

she sat on a gecko,

the thing wouldn't let go, 

and she leaped off her chair like a springbok

 

Posted
2 hours ago, ratcatcher said:

Nong Ja Turbo.................hoo is hee? :unsure:

No fleas on her hoo, that's for sure. But hopefully someone has provided her with a medicine for her itch by now. :whistling:

Posted
14 hours ago, Bluespunk said:

Listen to the song, the writer of the track relates his similar difficulties in finding a rhyme...

"For China" has to be the closest match, it can even work by itself... 


The weather had never been finer
When we boarded the luxury liner
We docked in Hong Kong
To pick up Suzie Wong
And sailed up the Yangtze for China

Posted
21 hours ago, dcnx said:

The dear PM, the people's poet, should teach him a thing or two about how to pen a proper poem.

Should take a leaf from Scotland's much maligned 'alternate' national poet, William Topaz McGonagall.

 

"The Tay, the Tay, the silvery Tay,

The bonniest river on God's earth.

It passes the shipyards every day,

And all the way to Perth."

 

Robert Burns got all the accolades of course but while he wrote his famous ode "To a Mouse", McGonagall also tapped into the Scottish wildlife theme.

 

"As I was walking down the road,

I saw a cow... a bull by God!"

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