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Crossy

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  1. For fellow Brits 🙂
  2. Not Thailand, but some years back a work colleague mistook his Hilton hotel room door for his bathroom (yes, alcohol was involved). As the door closed automatically behind him, he realised he wasn't in the bathroom. Of course he was stark naked. Protecting at least some modesty with some hotel publicity he called reception from a house-phone in the corridor. They had already spotted his bare butt on the CCTV and a (male) member of housekeeping was dispatched with a pass-key to let him back into his room. It took a loooong time for him to live that one down
  3. Yup, question source out of date. If you chose the other one (2024 Summer Olympics) give yourself an extra point. Sorry about that, I'll try harder next time 🙂
  4. View this quiz 6th December - Weekly Featured Quiz - General Knowledge more exercise for those lazy brain cells! Submitter Crossy Type One Right Answer Time 5 minutes Total Questions 10 Category Weekly Featured Quiz Submitted 12/02/2024  
  5. Said outlet (BamBooze) is still operating, I cannot make any statement about the availability (or otherwise) of the staff!! My mate was, allegedly, banging one of the hotel maids!! Bringing new meaning to "maid service" It was all a looong time ago! Earth was green and unicorns roamed!
  6. Related anecdote: - Some years back I was working in Singapore, the company put us up in the Changi Village Hotel. Pretty OK really. Across the local car park was a nice beach-front bar (all now replaced by boring cookie-cutter housing). Anyway, said parking was occupied by the local ladyboys. On the way back from the bar we were, of course, accosted! My mate noted that he really would like to go with a woman. Ah, says one of the accosters, "You would like my friend. He's got a pu55y!". A hasty retreat was beaten and an alternative (longer) route from bar to hotel was installed, of course the route went via another outlet that had Filipina staff
  7. As a member of what sometimes feels like a minority group (straight, white, male), I prefer an actual female type woman!!
  8. Not really, just keep applying the pressure. We had an issue with a Samsung washer (it kept blowing up main boards. There's a thread on here somewhere). Eventually we got our money back from Samsung. We bought an Electrolux! Cue Twilight-Zone music
  9. Just how old was this lift? The elevator safety brake was invented in 1853 by Elisha Graves Otis !! Was the lift even human-rated?? I recall the trouble Mythbusters went to in order to disable all the safety features in their free-fall elevator episode.
  10. Zooming in (not a perv, honest), I think it's a trick of the light (shadow of the trolley bars) and my antique eyeballs Besides, if it really was a boob, I'd have to remove it.
  11. Particularly as one appears to have had a wardrobe-malfunction, is that flash of boob I see? 😛
  12. Ah. The Magic and Mystery of Christmas. January 2024 Take down, coil carefully and stow perfectly functional Xmas lights. Place in secure storage (OK the attic). December 2024 Recover lights from the attic. Whilst in storage something (gremlins) has converted my carefully coiled sets into a tangled spaghetti. Half the sets are no longer functional or are only partially functional! Ditch the dead sets and buy more. January 2025 ... Rinse and repeat.
  13. Numbers for November 2024. We're definitely not using all our solar potential either from our panels or our storage. I expect that to change when we have our UK visitors over
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