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Crossy

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  1. Boarder came down for his day. Old Dad; "So what brings you to our town?" Boarder; "I'm the entertainment at the tavern tonight." Old Dad; "Entertainment? What do you sing?" Boarder; "Oh, no I don't sing. I'm a comedian." Old Dad; "A comedian?" Boarder; "yes." Old Dad; "Well go on. Change colour for me." Fetching my coat!
  2. Not all trucks are created equal....
  3. A young guy has a crippling stutter. He contacts a variety of people to see if they can help: A shaman. A psychiatrist. A rabbi. A priest, and a prostitute. The shaman, the psychiatrist, the rabbi and the priest give it their all, but his stutter doesn't improve. Finally the prostitute comes in. The guy says, "what are you gonna do?" She said, "I'm gonna kneel down here and make you tingle so good." He says, "so... ... same as the priest?"
  4. I just completed this quiz. My Score 70/100 My Time 68 seconds  
  5. And now it's home solar systems ... https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/lebanons-official-news-agency-reports-home-solar-energy-113809042
  6. Really nothing much going on for now. Latest high-tide at Pak-Kret Meanwhile, Madam has determined that we are building a 50cm "flood wall" for our downstairs area. It's actually part of the plan to enclose the area but that bit has been accelerated "just in case". A height of 50cm will take us over the level experienced in 2011 and is well above the 2022 flood level.
  7. When you see it ... You will never, ever, be able to un-see it!!!
  8. I'm sad enough to go back and check, it was Option-1.
  9. There really is no time like the present!!
  10. It is, and it's so easy to make that even an engineer (me) can have success!!
  11. The streaky I just sliced has come out OK. Unfortunately the pork-belly from makro seems to be mostly "streak", so only one slice per serving (and a couple of back slices of course).
  12. It was blocked with 1,000 Baht bills
  13. Not since a quarter-past two eh?
  14. dafa66b0-cfb7-4a16-b571-64779206b934.mp4
  15. And for the VR gamers among us! 401c9717-5c5f-4528-9cdb-acefd58ab97d.mp4
  16. Just build one!!! cb3698b1-100f-4a7b-b07e-bcf805203406.mp4
  17. For the engineers here ... Bonus points for spotting all the safety violations. 130749d2-6bb0-4cc2-bc5f-6635dd400ac5.mp4
  18. Great news, thanks for the update. 🙂
  19. The news reports from the north are pretty horrific 😞 At least when it gets to us it's more like a slow-motion train wreck.

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