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Both major pizza chains serve chicken in various formats.

Cold War. The US send a spy to Moscow to try and get info from a politician whose whereabouts has been found. The spy gets into a local bar, and finds the politician drinking some vodka alone. “Hello, comrade. May I join you in this fine evening? I'm very thirsty”, he said in a very good Russian accent. “Sure, you can join, but I think you're American spy”, he says while looking at him suspiciously. “Wot? What makes you say that. I'm the most patriotic Russian there is!”, as he chugs 2 shots of vodka together. “Yes, yes, very impressive, but I still think you're American spy..” “You're insane, there's no one who loves our country more than I do”, he says as he loudly sings the national USSR anthem with passion and a beautiful voice. Everyone in the bar cheers and claps at his performance. The politician himself claps and sheds a tear. “That was wonderful, but I still think you're American spy..” “OK YOU KNOW WHAT, YES I AM, YOU GOT ME! But how the hell did you know??” “There are not many black Russians..” Fetching my coat EDIT Bonus link https://www.liquor.com/recipes/black-russian/

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Much too close to home

Mine is the same as my pink ID and social security number 🙂 Consistently inconsistent, welcome to Thailand!

A gas station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.' A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time...' As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.' Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week.'

Hmmm, are you quite sure it's 15 digits? The standard Thai ID format is 13 digits arranged like this "X XXXX XXXXX XX X". Unless something has changed recently of course.

Mine is 13 digits in the same format as the Thai ID number, starts with a 0 (zero).

I got my TIN millennia ago, followed by my Social Security number, then my pink ID. All had different numbers of course, the systems just aren't fully integrated yet. When I went to Social Security to set up my continuing to pay into the system when I stopped work, the nice ladies there adjusted my SS account to use my pink ID number. The TIN can stay separate until someone asks me to change it. The numbers "should" all be the same, just like it is for Thais, but foreigner IDs are such a relatively new thing that mix-n-match is the rule of the day.