A Ukraine SU-27 fighter returning to base with a road sign stuck to its jet intake...That is all. Class dismissed!
"If we's flying any lower, why, we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one little bulge on them Rooskies, at this height, why, they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen."
Slava Ukraini! Heroiam Slava!