BritManToo

Thais don't pay anything!

Can't find any of these in LINE or FB, or using Google Lens.

I wouldn't give a western woman money, legit or not.

If you don't have any diseases, you can't spread them. I've always been happy enough to impregnate anyone, so not unwanted.

Just the person chucking the garbage.

That's double the size of my normal meal.

I don't have any problems understanding other Brits, be they Scots, scousers, etc. But I have no wish to interact with any other nationalities as they're too hard to understand and I can't be bothered.

Surprised the Local Thais haven't taken matters into their own hands.

The man from earth 2007.

I wanted to, but I couldn't afford Kylie Minogue.

You should try it out, it's a lot of fun. Especially if they weigh under 40kg.

If you wear a condom, might as well be banging a blow up doll .... Latex sex!

Elephants are not native to Thailand, there is no natural habitat here for them, and never has been.

Irrelevant at the moment as I am mainly restricted to the sofa, and can only just about stand and walk. Hospital visits I still need a wheelchair. I'm hoping to recover, but accept I might not.

I'll remind you, Pattaya is a family resort!

I tend to compare with my parents and pals. So far at 67 I've outlived them all, and assume I'm on borrowed time. Not a big one for the stats, the governments manipulate them to reduce pensions and annuities, and extend retirement age.

I'd say she was between nine and eleven, and walking along holding hands with her dad.

All women are 'bad' (I prefer acquisitive) after you've had regular sex with them. The trick is to pick the ones that don't have access to your assets in your home country and then only let them acquire what you're prepared to give..

More like 60 years old and 200lbs.

Where I lived there was no public transport, just a Tesco shuttle bus that was free to everyone.

The UK bank I'm with would cancel my account if they thought I lived overseas. So obviously the DWP is out of luck.

Better for me is good enough.

Anti vaxxer, COVID denier, climate denier, antisemite, racist, Trump supporter. Have I missed any?

I'm guessing yours is a whopper! Nothing wrong with big ones, I was dating a woman that must have weighed 200lbs in the UK, Her Sunday roasts were amazing, romantic evenings drinking wine by a roaring log fire. In the end she asked why I'd never tried it on and I had to come out with the old ,'i thought we were friends' excuse.

If you think Thai women are subservient, you've clearly never lived with one.