Chris Daley

Low quality Tshirts for 4000 baht and a drink for 120 baht. You know where you can shove your Siam Paragon.

I got one a few minutes after topping up at seven eleven. I have no friends so no way that was a coincidence. True Telecommunications sell your details.

I'm look forward to the wheelchair stage. And the feeding tube. Yes please. But I do have an interest in the one where your lungs fill with fluid and you choke to death and are then kept alive on a machine. So many choices.

Daily occurence. The HP laptop gives me a couple of belts whenever I touch the sides. Girlfriend's Acer is the same. Powerstrips keep exploding. "It cuz you use da water make hot same time can not!" Usually day in Thailand.

Made me smile.

Look out Mr Floppy is going to his the town.

So I still have to queue for 8 hours at chang wattana and leave with a disease?

When you get the cancer will stay here or go back? I think I will go back.

Thwre is an odd sense of calm in Laos. The colonial arhcestcture is nice.

Yeah I wear it next to the yellow star.

I really like them both. *default crying face*

I like the one where the owners line up and stare at me the whole time. Or the one with 300 school kids in it. Yay.

There is a long walk near the school and it has sink hole in it. And the tiles have popped up. One part just has hole into blackness. Major school as well and it is used everyday.

The telescreen was blurting out the usual propaganda. "A million school drop outs, time for a new education system." and "Crazy man takes drugs, time to ban weed again." Suddenly an emergency broadcast flashed across the telescreen. "Big Brother is watching. There is a lockdown in place. Remain in doors and await further news." I wasn't surpised. There was already talk going around of another mass conscription. I finished the last drop victory gin and walked over to the closet. Monday... everyone must wear yellow on Monday. Oh well, not as bad as the officers uniform on Tuesdays. That thing chafes and is baking hot. Poor Cracknell.. Martin Cracknell. What ever happened to him? He came in with an unofficial yellow shirt on. The party emblem was missing. A student in one of his classes spotted it and reported him. We never saw him again.

Toys in little display cabinets. How to tell the world you have a tiny penis.

So they let the drug lord go and caught an illegal teacher?

But he's still smiling.

British cuisine is of a higher standard than the Thai muck. We have to charge high prices.

What mean old git sitting on 20 million. Never thought about your kids tuition fees? What about their rent? New uniform? Lesson learned.

There entire family skipped highschool and their toilet is a hole in the ground. I wouldn't trust them with botany.

Now thats a headline! *crying face*

You get your mate to torch it then pay him from the insurance money. Now you were at home watching London's Burning and have an alibi.

But all cyclists are <deleted>. Must of had it coming.

Land of smiles.

One man had bruised plums.