Humerous and quirky people are always welcome, wherever.
Unfortunately I believed the politicians lies that if I worked hard, was a good citizen, paid my taxes etc I'd been taken care of when it came my time to retire, but those promises were lies, of course.
My house went to a scheming woman, my savings to a false woman, and one must get by as best one can, even if not in the place one wished to be in one's sunset years.
I have no family, my friends drifted away over the years, and the activity I enjoyed most was found only in LOS, so I don't qualify on any of your points, yet I survive, and even get some enjoyment in life, so consider myself lucky.