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Check monthly statements, I found a ten pound irregularity, went to bank in person and questioned a teller, she said 'oh thats a mistake, everyones got that'. I wonder how many they caught?

Large white men, large white wimmin is a bigger problem.

Rural Essex man, done a year in Germany, all I can remember is studying German beer a Blackforest gateau, never got used to driving on the wrong side of the road and upsetting German drivers. But left Germany with no small regret and great affinity for the German folk and all things German. By quirk of fate '98 found myself Pattaya, bigger quirk, found I was married to a Thai, am now skint. Lifes tatty tapestry. But its been fun.

Not forgetting Scotty in the engineroom on the Star Treck, It is a fact that many large boats do have a Scottish engineer. The nicest folk are at both ends of the UK, Scotland and Cornwall, those in the middle are questionable, thats where I am.

When God gave out a musical instrument to every country in the world, Scotland was last in the que and there none left, so God asked the Devil if he had anything to make a noise, the Devil said yer they can have these 'fin bagpipes.

Did the same 16 years ago, for about 50 or 60k probably saved more than that on the annual fees. Dump the Company. Great to be free of lawyers and uninteresting bits of paper.

Spoken like a proper Pukka Sahib.

Buy a cheap knock-off Indian passport, a used turban and boot polish your face, wobble your head from side to side while arguing the price at immigration. and walla you're in.

You can save heaps of cash and heaps of hassle staying in your home country, just buy a pair of Long Johns and a waterproof hat and enjoy the winter with the extra cash. Right click for more options. Thailands not really what it used to be, the playgrounds gone.

She will love you too mutt big.. Priceless.

Fill her up with a proper filler, takes 5" nozzle, or even smaller in some cases..

Put a large hammer through the tv screen, its a government weapon. A member of the Amish was interviewed and asked why there was no covid, he replied 'What is covid?, I'm sorry we don't have television'. Wake up, breath deeply, and sleep.

For Gawds sake stay single. Continue learning English, you're almost there, well done Sir.

Irish is the wrong spelling, it should be 'Oirish'.

Future travel cannot be guaranteed under crazy covid rules/laws. I hope it doesn't turn into an Australian situation for you. Personally, I'd be inclined to sit tight where you are until the people wake up and oppose this fraudery.

I like ferret racing. if that helps you.

Realestate aside, Question Everything.

Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see, and let your money be the last thing you part with. [Old rural Essex saying]

Fizz Bang money blockchained to your mind.

'Almost completely'... completely half full or half empty, almost.

I've heard Thai promises before, yes, love you big and the buffalo is feeling dicky, send money now.

Once fully injected I suspect you will need booster injections forever until you are the size of a sumo wrestler,

Economy improves after lockdown....How did they do that?

Ramp up the ridiculous fear with idiotic rules. Some travel thousands of miles to find 1920s prohibition. Not me!

Thailand has joined the international covid club, it will never be the same again, unless people wake up and push back against this nonsense.