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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I can proove to you that I'm psikick. Right now you're thinking, "He can't spell." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Just got banned from TripAdvisor for posting a negative review of the Albert Hall. Four hours I walked around it, and still couldn't find Adolf Hitler's missing ball. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Took my cat to the vet and explained she was very listless and not moving. The vet put a stethoscope to her chest and said “Say aaah” I said “she can’t say aaah!” And he said “I wasn’t talking to the cat, I was talking to you. The cat’s dead” -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My doctor asked me what my digestive system was like. I said "Like everybody else's. I take the biscuit, dunk it in my tea, then eat it." -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts I put £1 in. It’s currently half empty -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
As we left the restaurant, she kissed me and said, "We should have dinner again." "No thanks," I replied, "I'm full." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I fail to understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I just walked past the bookies in town. There was a sign on the door saying Open Sunday 11-4 I thought "I'll have a tenner on that", as it's been open every Sunday I can remember. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar Walked into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
How God turned a rib into a loudspeaker is still a mystery to me...... -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I used to be chief executive of a large non-profit-making organisation, but they let me go. We weren't supposed to be one. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
In today's Independent: "Americans want to know why British homes have 'tiny' doors". It's called eating sensibly. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!